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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12h

hoping to get some deep-fried lsd at the state fair

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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬⁠ ♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 2h

Dune 3: The Botched Circumcision

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3h

I stopped to watch a plastic bag blowing in the breeze & got hit by a car

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 10h

Which one of you lost their plug??

Man holding what looks like a very large buttplug

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Based off television I watched growing up, I expected to have a lot more citizen's arrests under my belt by now.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i don’t have two wolves i have two orange cats and they are filling me with mischief

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5h

No thanks, I’ll stay right hur.

Yellow “DRIVE THUR” and arrow painted on the ground.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 3h

Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank:

A gas tank opening that resembles a shocked face.

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey babe, can I come over and piss you off?

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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 4h

There was something special about my g-spot to him, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 5h

Can't right now, I'm bloodmaxxxing.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A bra is a hairband for tits

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 10h

Trying to support my deadbeat family with my tits

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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 6h

Oh boy! I missed all this validation y'all give me! Im glad to be back!

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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trying to honor Fall, but I can't stop drunk texting Summer.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i can’t climax unless I can smell palo santo smoldering somewhere which becomes problematic on public transit facilities

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 4h

The reason I'm not in prison can be chalked up to pure lack of motivation.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 11h

I bet your box has that new car smell

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12h

“Don’t be an idiot, Harry. Just ask him for directions.”

A running car sits on the shoulder of a muddy road. A bison a few feet away looks into the driver’s side window.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza.

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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h

A throuple? Back in my day we called that a Bizarre Love Triangle.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12h

The only reason I miss twitter is seeing people mad at the local weatherman. He should come here so we can be mad at him here.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 11h

I’m sorry, I can’t. I’m evil now. 🖤

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 12h

We know that it can be unsettling, but you deserve good things.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hi..I'm full of toxic positivity.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 21h

It’s that time of the year when I could just go to sleep and wake up in the spring.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Welcome to bluesky you get 1 phone call and a lawyer.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The first rule of mental illness club is login to Bluesky.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Serving Jerseys Mike at this orgy.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s ok to be completely obsessed with your pets actually it’s more than ok it’s what’s right and good

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just you wait and see if I procrastinate

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reverse cowgirl cuz ugggh you’re so fucking annoying

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🎶 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶

A box and a bag of Munchies Cannabis Flower Candy Corn. Because why the fuck not?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In the dermatologist waiting room they’re playing Nickelback’s I Wanna Be a Rockstar at a crazy loud volume and no thanks I’ll take the skin cancer

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If anyone wants to know my thoughts about Cornell, here they are: For the seven, we should bring back public executions. For the administration that made an essay punishment: tarred and feather while being fired. For men out there: Accept boundaries and respect women.

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