Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 32mBeginning to think I know why the American Gothic couple never smiled 2226
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7hBut seriously, Canada – we’re gonna need you to take Ted Cruz back. We have the receipt 2212938
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 5hWe are all vampires, in a way 13315
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1hMe: I’d like to be cremated Mortician: But you’re not dead yet Me: Does that cost more? 0104
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 6hNever changed my @ back from last years Halloween. Just saved myself 7 seconds. 0146
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 6hI understand the unseriousness of the US federal government but yesterday the President had 6 AI companies sign a “morally binding” pledge to self police themselves on the most significant, new technology of our lifetime. 6 AI companies that together are more valuable than the United States. 3199
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7hI never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a book burnin’ 107418
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 3hI find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing 510044
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nobody hears a tree while it’s growing, but they’re pretty loud when they break. 210033
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 3hMore: Anyone not reporting the Snapchat while watching it should be charged as an accessory. My men (sons and brothers) all have been raised to not rape women or girls. Come after the parents too. They propagated the behavior. Anyone dismissing this crime should be harassed non-stop. 1219
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 3hIf anyone wants to know my thoughts about Cornell, here they are: For the seven, we should bring back public executions. For the administration that made an essay punishment: tarred and feather while being fired. For men out there: Accept boundaries and respect women. 9439
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 5hPlants teach you about you, if you’re listening. 03319
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialThe Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 4hNot today, spiky invisible chin hair. Not today. 2233
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 11hClub bangers and murder ballads. 22713
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5haccording to this pregnancy test, im pretty high 04817
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.social🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 15hasking my therapist how does listening to me make her feel? 2286
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialA Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 16hJack Smith. American badass. 153
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 18hthem: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces 416567
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Good night ✨ 511621
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21hNot one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit 23331132
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Running up that big slide just to glide back down 14124
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 18hyoutu.beDEATHPIXIE - KAWASAKIYouTube video by AEDERGRIND MUSIC 0121
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialSebastian Tomasz Drozdowski @stdrozdowski72.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#photography Train #art #canon #noAL (c)stdrozdowski72 734728
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18hJack Smith should be Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 0275
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 20hAI should only be called "Super Saiyan Intelligence," since we're all renaming stuff willy-nilly now. 0156
ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 23hFUCK YOU SCOTUS Supreme Court backs Trump on third-country deportations over Democratic dissent 6514
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know 48139
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialWondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My antlers? They’re always there, but they change color in the fall. 0288
ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026music.apple.com/us/album/pea...music.apple.comPeaches by The Presidents of the United States of America on Apple MusicSong · 1995 · Duration 2:51 2331
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dysfunctional parents will delay your ability to set healthy boundaries. 25618
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialmichaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I-5 in Seattle 164102912137
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Went and checked "AEW and Waffle House" to see if it was a thing. It was a thing. 2319
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialJoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What’s the metric for when a dumbfuck calls A.I. “Super Intelligence”? Like, does that mean it’s 12th grade smart? Bachelor’s degree? GED? Wharton dropout? 1152
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's no graceful way to say sorry about that fight last night and, um, in probably unrelated news, I started my period today. 0268
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes. 1017949
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Her: Coffee, tea or me? Him: Coffee, please. Her: Get it yourself, asshole. 27824
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes I wish you were real. 04827
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The unsettling anxiety of feeling good. 25426
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers 317565
Reposted by @ande91.bsky.socialKat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I won't vote for Newsom!" "I won't vote for Emanuel!" Excuse me, asswipes, but do you even understand the fucking electoral process? Did Bernie give you that free unicorn during the Sanders administration? How did not voting for Clinton or Harris work out for you? Cat got your tongue? Dumbasses. 0275