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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 38m

Reminder: Israel is an imaginary place from a book of fairytales.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

Welcome to bluesky you get 1 phone call and a lawyer.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

I'm so toxic the EPA has beef with me.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

Cannibalism could be the cure for cancer, and we'll never know.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

The Catholic church teaches abstinence, but the Protestants have a lot of sects.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2h

Float like a butterfly ACAB includes Sting

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

One day, Canada is going to invade and absorb the US. Then we'll all be sorry.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Please don't pet my peeve, it's working.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 5h

On Mexican highways, you can pass once, and you can pass twice, but there's no trespassing.

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frankdrebin1982.bsky.social @frankdrebin1982.bsky.social · 7h

My guardian angel checking in on me

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 7h

Tommy Tuberville is a moron.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 8h

shitposting hard or hardposting shit

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*speaks from right to left*

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Semiautomatic steak knives.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We need a 3 strike policy. Third impeachment, and it doesn't matter what the senate has to say about it they're out.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're just a chemistry set with nightmares.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23h

A plecostomus will always fall for a poker bluff because it's a suckerfish.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22h

When the conductor waves their baton, that's known as maestrobating.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22h

To rectify things, you have to put your asshole on them.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 8h

Today's vibe is frozen dinner.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

Tumbleweed is like regular weed, but it makes you crazy good at gymnastics.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Dinosaur fact: The iguanadon made all the regular iguanas kiss its ring.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I tried Activia so I'd be regular but I'm still weird as fuck.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

Reverse psychology is just like regular psychology but with its ass facing you.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Semi-regular reminder the Bible says life begins at first breath, several times.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22h

To rectify things, you have to put your asshole on them.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22h

When the conductor waves their baton, that's known as maestrobating.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Starting to think some of the Muppets are fake

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23h

A plecostomus will always fall for a poker bluff because it's a suckerfish.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're just a chemistry set with nightmares.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wanna die and come back as an octopus.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We need a 3 strike policy. Third impeachment, and it doesn't matter what the senate has to say about it they're out.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I only eat free-range tofu.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If im not supposed to call it a snatch, why did it take my wallet?

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

I got my appendix removed, and now my footnotes are pointless.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The entire concept of school homework is bullshit. If the teachers can't fit the lessons in the day that's on them.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fetterman belongs in prison with the rest of the Republicans.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Supreme Court is fucking up. Someone needs to take away their guac and sour cream.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Defector? No. I said I'm defective.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tropicana oops all pulp

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Digital footprint? Like DDR?

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't spit at me, asshole. I'll fucking clone you.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't even think about reskeeting this.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watch AI infect the Chuck E Cheese band and start killing people.

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