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@ohfaith.bsky.social
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𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬 • 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞.

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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 30m
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The difference between a croque madame and a croque monsieur is the madame has an egg. By that logic, a croque monsieur should come with a Vienna sausage, no?
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 1h
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 3h
Fool me twice, get re-elected.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 1h
Tilting my head back to receive the delicious bits at the bottom of the bag.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 1h
I will not, loser.
A screenshot of a Listification DM that reads: @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social has blocked you
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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 2h
I only hide my feelings because for a long time, it wasn't safe to show them.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 2h
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Sometimes I look at your selfie, and wonder what it would feel like.
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Wobedraggled @wobedraggled.bsky.social · 2h
This place is HORNY today...
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 3h
Follow me for more avoidant behavioral advice.
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Next time a guy pushes his mixtape on me outside a grocery store, I'm just yelling "Not right now!" while waddling to my car like I shit myself.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 3h
It's the most fucked up time of the year
Screenshot of me trying to stop a text from a fund raiser bot.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 3h
Go, all your teams!
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I'm confident that if I spoke "sports," I would be unstoppable.
And insufferable.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 4h
Contrary to my shitposts, I, too, am this calm.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 4h
“Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach. As I want you to be. As a trend, as a friend. As an old memoria.” 🎧✌🏻🤍 Nirvana - Come As You Are
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Nirvana - Come As You Are
YouTube video by Grunge +
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 5h
Apparently being polite and trying to do the right thing should be met with scrutiny these days. Guess I’ll just stop being a nice guy, because of course I have some sort of underlying agenda. Fuck.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 5h
Oops. I’m sorry. I dropped a pop banger. Sue me. 🎧✌🏻🤍 Spice Girls - 2 Become 1
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2 Become 1 (Single Version)
YouTube video by Spice Girls - Topic
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 6h
You’re so elder Gen Z with all your lowercase letters
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 6h
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Not every shitpost is a banger, but you know what is? Headbanging to "We're Not Gonna Take It" until my vertebrae shoot out of my neck like PEZ.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 6h
Accepting million dollar donations to really commit to the bit.
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For Halloween, I'm going as someone who just won the lottery.
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FrostMantis @ogruddawg.bsky.social · 7h
Afternoons were designed for napping
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 7h
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Men here in Seattle are more clandestine.
A coworker once used his work email to express interest.
Men in Texas are much more forward.
A coworker once barricaded me in a storage closet to do the same.
Choose your fighter: Microsoft Outlook or a light hostage situation.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 7h
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Eating ass is not a recession indicator, but eating an unwashed ass is.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h
Do you promise to give the fuck, the whole fuck, and nothing but the fuck?
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Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve always relied on the kindness* of strangers *handjobs
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 8h
And its normality is seemingly excused.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 9h
*joke about BS going down more than someone’s mom*
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CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 9h
I’m sorry I thought “you could start a cult!” Was a compliment.
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Ducky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 20h
Her, looking at the selfie you just sent her: “Damn, it sucks when you can only look at your breakfast.”
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Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
ALT: Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 20h
One person cannot be expected to juggle this much lore.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 20h
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"Hey Alexa, list the people who have blocked me for no reason, and add a fart noise after each one.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 20h
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Reading your posts thinking, "Damn, now that's a banger," while chewing on a hot 7-Eleven roller sausage.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Thinking about the time my cousin was staring at my grandmother and laughing uncontrollably.
We were at her funeral.
I aspire to that level of unseriousness.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Two things that are strictly none of my business: who you love, and my own weekly screen time report.
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David, Run! @runningdavid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
📍PNW
Hemlock tree branches deeply outlined against the sky in the📍PNW.
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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I said "half and half" I meant half Head & Shoulders and half Suave biotin infusions
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I'm working myself up to a nice warm bliss, all my memories of you ring like tinnitus. If I stop, it's just pain. Please, don't rein me in.” 🎧✌🏻🤍 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In
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Sam Fender, Olivia Dean - Rein Me In (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by SamFenderVEVO
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like your stupid face. 💋
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I don't offer my fries to just anyone, but your face made me reconsider my principles.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cue “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt. What? You know it’s true. Inner: @justducky.bsky.social @thecard.bsky.social @rubyclimber.bsky.social @dylanmichel.bsky.social @therealscotchtape.com @gopackgo62.bsky.social @oujt.bsky.social @wobedraggled.bsky.social
A Skircle displaying a circular collage of numerous profile avatars arranged on a pink background around my avatar.
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Self-deprecation is my wheelhouse
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Fool me once, shame on you 
Fool me twice, I'm a dumbass 
Fool me thrice, I'm telling your mom
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Brandon @sportsmaninlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/Bcus42ihkTI?...
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I'd Rather Go Blind
YouTube video by Etta James - Topic
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huh. I… yeah.
A medieval manuscript illustration of an elephant carrying a wooden tower with soldiers on its back, accompanied by text reading "Pause to reveal your medieval creature" above and "elephant" and "You can lift huge, heavy loads" below.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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"Hey Alexa, play white noise, but make it sound like a crackling fireplace while two relatives argue about politics in the kitchen."
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t-w-k.bsky.social @t-w-k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to live in a world where my biggest worry is figuring out what's for dinner from my vast selection of items in my pantry and fridge.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
White text on a black background. Text reads:

ME: THIS SHOW IS BORING.
BOSS: AGAIN, THIS IS A Z0OM CONFERENCE.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I'm the cilantro of Bluesky. And honestly? Work.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coyotes seem to follow me.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning to everyone, except Monday.
Sepia-toned close-up selfie of a woman with long, wavy dark hair lying down on a pillow, resting her hand on her chest while looking directly into the camera.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Walking Dead sequel called, “I’m Not Living Through This Bullshit, ‘Ohhh, zombie. Over Here’.”
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cuteness aggression has me like
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Can't, busy ripping my pillows with my teeth like a dog deprived of a walk.
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Am I talking too much? Am I saying enough? Did you fall out of love? I’m one goodbye from lonely.” 🎧✌🏻🤍 Superfruit - Goodbye From Lonely
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Superfruit - Goodbye From Lonely (Lyrics!)
YouTube video by PTX Videos
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