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@amazingama.bsky.social
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 27m
*watching Avengers for the 86th time* oh no, not Coulson! 😭
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 2h
What do we think, does Pepper Potts take it up the ass?
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 2h
You gotta be faster with that chalk, playboy
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 5h
You wouldn't know I'm a horrid spoiled brat just by looking at me.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 5h
When I go through those big body scanners at the airport, can they tell I have to pee?
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 8h
When you're poor and about to take two, back-to-back, five hour flights
A gallon ziploc bag with various snacks inside, including mega stuf oreos, trail mix, and a pb&j sandwich. What you can't see is several protein bars, raisins, and two biscoff cookies.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 10h
I just need to scroll until I find it
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 11h
Me: How many hats do I need? Him: Winter hats or baseball hats? Me: Baseball hats Him: You don't need any baseball hats Me: Okay, I'm gonna bring two
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 11h
I'M A NORMAL, CUM-LOVING HUMAN
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 14h
freak (affectionately)
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20h
I’d hallo your ween if you know what I mean
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 23h
Only when the water is calm, can you see your true reflection.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 22h
try to bloom despite the dirt you were planted in
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How do I know I'm not ai?
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last day at a job for which I never got paid 🥳
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This house has walls but they're just for show
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A spider made a web in the kitchen and fuck it, idc, welcome home little buddy
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time for some sadness oreos, extra salty
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and W says "oh no!"
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@leela-after-dark.bsky.social there you are! I was worried about you 🫶😘
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to support my deadbeat family with my tits
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You ever do so much mental illness you end up high?
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should invent a me that doesn't pee so much
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Vincenzo @vincenzzzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rose are red Violets are lovely When we're together She got that...
"Grip 'n Seal Technology" badge on a box of ziplock bags.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cum and Oreos: A Most Unhinged Memoir
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hitting snooze until this bed swallows me whole
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Campires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

Below is a photo of Idris Alba losing his shit on Hot Ones saying "What the fuck?"
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday or whatever luv u
Mirror selfie of Ama, a white blonde woman. She has her tank top pulled up revealing her tummy and just a little bit of underboob.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Much like this fitted sheet, I can do both
The tag of a fitted sheet that says "top or bottom".
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
why would i need a therapist when i can post tangentially related jokes to a niche microblogging website
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Labeling all the blood in my fridge with "not for human consumption"
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you make make toast do you do ¼ buttered, ¼ jelly, ¼ cinnamon sugar, and ¼ peanut butter or are you boring as fuck?
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm the ghost of all the cum you've flushed down the toilet
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Girl dinner
A glass bowl with a serving of vitamin gummy bears in it.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looking for a song that makes life worth living
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever get sick of your own thoughts
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026
live laugh lose your shit
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine followingme because you think i'm cute then BOOM 83 posts in a row of the cumiest shit of known to man.
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online toxic girlfriend @onlinegirlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jesus ISNT coming. he is on ssri's
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you really love me you’ll give ne a house trained raccoon named Gary and some opium
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking boys from Cleveland before it was cool
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess I'll put this sex oil away now
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eating mega stuf oreos with extra stuf
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dick is too sad to get hard today
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You'd probably never guess by my lighthearted demeanour but I'm literally freaking the fuck out 90% of the time.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sure thongs are sexy and all, but I think it's weird that I have to put the string up my butthole
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If he takes you to Cleveland then he’s a keeper!
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Barefoot jungle girlfriend
A picture of Ama wearing shorts and a rain jacket, walking barefoot through lava rocks. She is looking back at the camera. Behind her is a kind of angry pacific ocean.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cum in each other's mouths and chill?
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