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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt’s smirk, just a minute or two before he was set straight. Katie’s realization that it all went horribly wrong. It’s the little things😌🥰😍
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to honor Fall, but I can't stop drunk texting Summer.
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mi agua es tu agua.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Only if you get out to vote for Talarico💙
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The best way to start the new season of "60 Minutes" is to watch something else.
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
META commercial just now, using Bowie’s “Five Years.” A song about an impending apocalyptic disaster that will destroy Earth in five years. They’re fucking with us.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Louis. Refusing to put his beans on the grass.🐾
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are Beyoncé, AI is the car.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There will never, ever be a perfect candidate. You know this. Hold your nose and do the thing that hurts the fewest amount of people. Please
Closeup of the beautiful face of the best dog in the world
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You know, you can totally stop eating beef. #cowsarefordecorativepurposesonly
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s all on purpose.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sweetness
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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 28/08/2026
We’ll all be better off when the red team is out of power and Trumpism is out of our lives. It starts with the midterms just 10 weeks away. Make sure your registration is in order and VOTE THEM OUT.
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don’t think he’s quite as “pro-ice,” anymore.
MiloYiannopoulos, his butt cooling in ice detention. DELIGHTFUL.
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RebirthOfMercy🏳️‍⚧️LVGIII @rebirthofmercy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm sad and listening to sad Mazzy Star and Heather Nova music.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world full of the destructive kookiness of people like RFK Jr, strive to fill it with a little of the restorative kindness of Dolly Parton.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just list the foods we can still eat.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I miss a good old fashioned ass whooping at the polls. (GOP ass, of course)
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that. ‘Cause they’re witches. And they’ve got knives in their feet.”
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm dog-sitting my sister's two dogs. I pulled off two small pieces of rotisserie chicken to give them each a piece. Apparently one was 2.37 ounces and the other was 2.42 ounces. That's when all Hell broke loose.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We are not taught enough about mastering the art of petty
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The air was off upstairs. I walked into this dramatic scene:
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Waiting for a day when the next White House administration posts a photo of all that cheesy gold casino shit piled in a dumpster.
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Andr3wsky @andr3wsky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m learning that a lot of things about me that I thought were just quirky little goofs are actually debilitating symptoms of mental illness
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I would sell stock in Grindr (if stock in Grindr is a thing).
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Male escorts in Washington will hold a moment of silence to honour the passing of Senator Lindsey Graham.
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh what a delicous baby....plus coffee and a book.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just received my DNA results and apparently my lineage can be traced back to a pumpkin patch nestled in fog on a cool October day with the sound of crows in the distance.
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh, and “possession of burglars tools”? Do not look in my purse.
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Criminal Mischief “ sounds so, I don’t know, so fun and carefree.
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Episode 8 Season 1 When they were tied up by the British Navy, and Stede says something like “you left,” and Blackbeard said “I never left.” 🥹
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
After offending everybody at the saloon with your edgy bit about DJ's they'll put your head through the player piano. And that's the only way you'll be able to plug in your playlist
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Doris Day and the Time.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My childhood friend's mother was an immigrant whose grasp of English was in the formative stage. She did not know the difference between football, baseball, basketball, tennis, etc. She called everything Foofy Ball. I think she was on to something profound.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Surround yourself with the kind of people who read banned books.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We don't ask for much. All we really want is a good book, a freshly-baked pastry, a pet sleeping at our feet, and some precedented times.
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TRG @q4nwspunk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🌖 🌖🌿🌿🕊️🕊️🍷🍷~
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_Boozy_housecat @boozyhousecat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Boobs are for catching toast crumbs, nothing else. Educate yourself.
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Data centres 🤮🔪
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Tucking my hair behind my ear, looking up shyly, and opening my mouth to make the loudest dolphin noises you've ever heard.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
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A stained glass window with Bert and Ernie feom Sesame Street in the top panel with Jim Henson and Frank Oz Below pulling the strings and watching them on a monitor below
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morgfairsdogs.bsky.social @morgfairsdogs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Honda 250603 Relisted TBK 5/23 #NYCACC #RescueOnly He is a cute 5 yr old New pics 👇👇 Social, mellow & easy to handle in care Had bite of a dog and prev owner when being separated Needs exp all adult home as solo pet Save Honda! nycacc.app/browse/250603 #Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
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