weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 19/02/2026swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century 23492412381
DeeBee @deebeebee.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I often wondered where the idea of sword swallowing came from 020
Alonso @titote91.bsky.social · 19/02/2026@sruizd.bsky.social ahora entiendo lo de tu paraguas nuevo xD 120
cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 20/02/2026is this one of those weird German "academic duels"? LMAO 010
Max @swordznsorcery.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Given that the person with the sword doesn't appear to be wearing anything on their bottom half, I do have one or two questions. 020
Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I guess that's one way to take enemy territory... 010
DaSpookyPittoo (Aqua)🏳️⚧️ @dabluepittoo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If you surprise 'em with the suck They soon run out of luck 030
NᴇᴜʀᴀʟSᴛᴜɴɴᴇʀ @neuralstunner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Sheathe your opponent's sword so they cannot hit you with it, seems reasonable enough. 0310
rygtk.bsky.social @rygtk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Anyone know the medieval german translation for "bite his dick off"? I think those scribbles are it... 030
Lucifer @lucifer-i-m.bsky.social · 19/02/2026☀️Well they can't swing the sword if it's in your mouth, that's fair.. but I'm not sure how one manages this tactic without doing some: "I'm gonna getchya" ✋🏽👁️👄 👁️🤚🏽 🤣🤣 010
Peter_de_la_Mare @goodparliament.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt on a red background .ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt on a red background . 010
Richard Wild @richardwild.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Kinda funny that between the two of them they have a full outfit 1310
Andrew Whiteley @andrewwhiteley.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a faceAlt: a man in a suit and tie is making a face 010
Johnny Applememes @johnnyapplememes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .ALT: a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog . 010
Mike J @pigeonpoppets.bsky.social · 19/02/2026This is what happens when you get caught by the medieval paparazzi, who starts drawing you, so you get your actual sword out, pretend it's a "fight" and hope you don't make the cover of Peasants Digest.... 010
Alex 'One of those ducks with the messed up faces' Lewis @moondoggydogg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026if I'm the first to do this one then everyone else is slacking. 'the penis mightier than the sword' Cause... pen is... penis... cock. 000
Just Jordan 🇵🇸 @jordanneil.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Now that's one heated rivalry.media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom rightAlt: A woman winks playfully and then laughs 0300
New Mexico Man @newmexicoman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026One guy got head, another guy got to keep his head. Win-win. 010
Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Same vibes www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZ...youtube.comBritish lads hit each other with chairYouTube video by berri 030
Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"End him rightly" and "Finish him rightly" have different definitions. 050
Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026“What if, instead of falling on MY sword, I fell on yours?” 030
Final Kat @finalkat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026This is an update needed by all current and future Fire Emblem games. 020
Ana.txt escrevendo TS4 @anatxt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I was wondering if anyone could help me find a painting that, like this one, LOOKS like two people having some adult fun, but it's actually a painting of 1 person holding a helmet in a strange position. It's NOT "Germanic warrior with helmet" (1902), the person looks kinda 17th century-ish 000
Beni Andermatt @beniandermatt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"We'll meet at dawn, and you're going down!" "I accept!" 010
elessar @elessarao.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i mean, what CAN you do when your opponent does that, realistically speaking? i'd personally be filled with the vision of a more peaceful world and drop my sword. 010
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Suck his dick so well he decides not to decapitate you 010
Joel Phillip Friedman @joelfriedman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Beat ‘em into plowshares!media.tenor.coma close up of a person wearing glasses and a red coatALT: a close up of a person wearing glasses and a red coat 010
Xerø @ecksearoh.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Blowjobs through the centuries. Brought to you via a partnership with the European Groin Mouthing Association. Paid for by people like you. 000
Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I’m relatively tough for a guy but this would work on me 011
RawrTigerlily @rawrtigerlily.bsky.social · 19/02/2026“Maybe you should put on some pants before going on crusade…” 020
Ezikeyal 🔥[NTVTN]🔥 @ezikeyal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026That guy's sock is coming off, that's how you know it's sexy time 010
Croc King Karc - COMMS OPEN (1/3) @paperworldmanshoji.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"Taste my sword, Heathen!" "..." "Not like that!!" 0100
Andrew @regmanator.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A decapitation in that scenario wouldn’t be advised. Lockjaw would no doubt ensue. 0120
xNiiRUx @xniirux.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The old "get stabbed with the pork sword instead of the real sword" move I see. 000
꧁Kiana @ Sheri’s꧂ Vegas @kianastklaire.bsky.social · 19/02/2026What if we were to kiss like this? Would you put down your sword? 010
William Whitcher @buffwhitch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face . 0160
Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"We're not going to hurt each other today, are we?" 010
Erika X. Driscoll @erikadriscoll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I have seen this strategy once before. youtu.be/sERBZc63dd0?...youtu.beErran Morad Teaches Daniel Roberts How To Survive A Beheading - WHO IS AMERICA?YouTube video by Sacha Baron Cohen 062
Crimson Raincoat @crimsonraincoat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Ironically, a pretty solid double leg takedown. Just really, REALLY, unfortunate head placement. 000
Choppete *VGEN COMMS* @choppete.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Oh, it seems the fight has ended with an impalement. 020
DJW 🎨 🔞 @djwaglmuffin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard is sitting in front of a microphone wearing a shirt with a sun on itALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a microphone wearing a shirt with a sun on it 010
chris quixote @chrisquixote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026In the future that guy will clarify what his tricks mean when they say "give me head" now won't he. OK, maybe he won't. But for a moment he'll consider that he should have. 000
LuckyBonusYes @luckybonusyes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cottonALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton 030
SoggyMicrowaveNugget @soggynugget.bsky.social · 20/02/2026If im tryna swing a swor at a guy and this happen? Idk what I’d do About it. so I’m gonna Say this is a valid tactic. 000
CrudeCritter @crudecritter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Most effective swordfighting tactic known to man 020
arundle.bsky.social @arundle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Historians 400 years later: "They were *very* good frenemies" 080
Paul Brandes @captpaulgeo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026😒media.tenor.coma pixelated image of a man making a faceALT: a pixelated image of a man making a face 010
Gulch @stoked-spokes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The two participants had very different ideas of what was going to go down when told they would be swordfighting 01460
Mondo Lirondo @mondol.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Ja domines aquesta tècnica @serserreou.bsky.social ? 120
Tinweasel @solitarycamel.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I mean really this is just negotiation for who gets that complete set of clothes 020
cristian🏳️🌈 @cmaynez.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Any uh.. guys, girls or NB folks wanna swordfight??? 000
Soup Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategyALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy 0591
anarcotico.bsky.social @anarcotico.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Did someone tag @churchofpossum.bsky.social already? 👀 120
Mcmaclassie🏳️⚧️ @mcmaclassie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026...Well, that's certainly one way to take your opponent off-guard. 000
kay | viktori 🫧 @heyitskay.blacksky.app · 19/02/2026was curious about other pages and????? did this dude's erotic fantasies bleed into his work or was it normal to be cheeked up on each others laps, smiling & gazing into each other's eyes??? while fighting, apparently 41215
Colton the Dragon @coltongames.bsky.social · 19/02/2026definitely catches your opponent off guard 010
Chris Ruiz @okchrisruiz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026They had two very different ideas of coming to blows. 1110
🌊🌋🪸 Seiaeka | A Real Artist Making Human Art @seiaeka.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The replies in this post are absolutely slaying me. oml. 000
Tuff @tuff.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Your enemy cannot push a button if you bite off their dickmedia.tenor.coma man in a military uniform is standing in front of a crowd of people .Alt: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a crowd of people yelling for a medic 010
Jaymie Moore @jaymiemoore.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Interesting distraction maneuver. Heated rivalry, indeed. 010
Luis Alis・ルイス @luisalisferrer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"Insertar broma, categoría ---limpieza de sable---" 030
Methados (🔞 Artist) @methados.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Its a good distraction tactic You'd instantly drop your guard after a surprise blow job 040
Merowig the Unpleasant @catfooddogfood.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I know a lot of you can't read middle high german but the text below the drawing is the earliest known mention of grapefruiting 020
Bruno Baldrigal / Capitão Barba @captbarba79.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma woman is laughing with her mouth open and the words `` i do that '' written next to her .ALT: a woman is laughing with her mouth open and the words `` i do that '' written next to her . 010
sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026the perve who drew this knew exactly what they were doing 080
Alen Lapidis @alapidis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I believe Fiore called this "Attacking the Boars Tusk" <wiggles eyebrows> It's in the manuscript entittled "Giggity" 010
MuYoung (Open for Work) @muyoung.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The calm expression truly sells the scene...clearly this was no surprise. 020
Smeg sez Free Łink @smeg.myatproto.social · 19/02/2026The Tank Girl "oil change" maneuver. That guy's a goner 010
Mister Phillby @mrphillby.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A bold move, lets see where he's going with this. 010
just-because-fk-fb.bsky.social @just-because-fk-fb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026My Enchiridion didn't mention that 🤔 030
Andro Anna @androannaxxx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Ahhh good ol Codex Wallerstein I think my favorite entry is fighting between couples where the husband stands in a hole up to his waist and they fight it out with essentially stuffed socks 020
iamduncan.eurosky.social @iamduncan.eurosky.social · 19/02/2026Before I kill you let me quickly take off my trousers 😂 020
Breeze of Ashes | Wishlist | Play Demo @chriscsgames.bsky.social · 19/02/2026source? I mean yes. if you encounter someone with a long ranged weapon you better stay as close to them as possible. 010
All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Took me way too long to track down the reference for this: wiktenauer.com/wiki/Bauman_...wiktenauer.comBauman Fechtbuch (Cod.I.6.4º.2) ~ Wiktenauer, the world's largest library of HEMA books and manuscripts ~☞ Insquequo omnes gratuiti fiantBauman's Fechtbuch (Cod. Ⅰ.6.4º.2; sometimes called Codex Wallerstein) is a German fencing manual compiled by Paulus Hector Mair in 1556. The original currently rests in the holdings of the Universitä... 030
eXecrable @execrable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Where did the illustration come from? Official training manual? 010
Jon Courtney @jon-courtney.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Does this technique also require a mid-fight transference of clothing? Sounds complicated. 000
𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Pretty sure that is how sword fighting ends today as well. 030
Alexander Hay @alexanderhay.myatproto.social · 19/02/2026In related news:mixedmartialarts.comMonkey Steals the Peach kills man in VietnamHowever, before any neighbors could respond, the wife grabbed the testicles of her husband, and pulled him down to the ground. 120
ElegantMechanic @elegantmechanic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Pretty sure this is just a panel cut out of @oglaf.bsky.social 0120
saffron shipper ⚓️ @saffship.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i thought it was another heated rivalry reference. 010
Alfonseeker 🌈 Nuevo curso, cero esperanzas @fonsoelegido.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The best way to defeat your enemy is making him your friend. La mejor manera de derrotar a tu enemigo es convertirlo en tu amigo. 010
