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A new more dumber voyage

@omnisomni.bsky.social
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He/Him || bi, married || dangerously close to 40 || I'm generally sfw but no minors JIC Born for the silly life.

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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need to spend some time trying to find it but there's a great short story that I remember reading in the mad magazine 1950s compendium that was essentially wall-e but shit falling apart in a very similar way.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watch out, he's using the whip strike from Baki youtube.com/shorts/usA1x... (Sorry terrible music but it's the only one I could find where it actually showed the stance)
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, they managed to field the full spectrum of people I would not allow near my children in one screen.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Windows defender choked up my computer caused a crash and now Windows won't start so I get to do troubleshooting all weekend! Wooo I love spending all of my extremely limited weekend free time fixing problems that shouldn't exist!
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Greg's Comics in Mesa AZ still have plenty of copies left #muppets #marvel
2 issues of The Muppets take the marvel universe one normal cover one variant cover.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go into the break room and microwave fish right before your interview.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Surprisingly hard to pick 9
"my 9 games" listed left to right, top to bottom: guild wars 2, gunfire reborn, battle bit remastered, temtem swarm, cyberpunk 2077, elder scrolls 3 marrowind, animal crossing new horizons, cities: Skylines, valheim.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The worms are piloting him like "Meet Dave".
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@gamerant.bsky.social Hey, don't do this shit just to get clicks.
Gamerant article With headline new official animal crossing release confirmed for September. Featuring a picture of Isabel. The article is actually about a makeup release. Screenshot of article menu with do not show content from game rant highlighted
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Playing this on a modded Xbox with friends while skipping 4th period.
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New Video for ya youtu.be/IWTTOMbG9IU
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Donald Trump is Rigging the Midterm Elections
YouTube video by Internet Today
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My child has ruined my YouTube algorithm. It keeps auto playing over react streamers, I don't know what else to call them, the ones that go into full fits when something perfectly normal and programmed to happen, happens in a game and they spend a full minute screaming about "why is this happening"
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There's no way that room doesn't have smells no one has or should ever have to experience.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My favorite thing as a gamer is waiting for the forced update to resolve for the unrelated apps they shoved down my throat before I can pop on for 5 minutes of down time. Anyway, back to my PC where if something I don't like starts to update I banish it to the shadow realm with the task manager.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Excited to eat an entire large bag of popcorn before Coyote v ACME later
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think it's time I finally subject myself to Indiana Jones 4 and 5
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gardner looking thicc
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Eating pumpkin pie for breakfast is perfectly fine because I ate a handful of those pickled carrots I've made before it.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Been replaying cyberpunk doing my first corpo/netrunner playthrough and I've reached the point where I'm an unstoppable menace. Feels good, I usually play slow and sneaky but walking face out into a building and just turning brains to ash is a power trip.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They need to get past the temple guards if they want to deliver a complaint.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New religion just dropped... into the half pipe
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Whispering "going sicko mode" to myself as i add some cheese on top of the leftover egg fried rice I'm reheating.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I suppose you could technically carry an ai fabricated fantasy anywhere in your phone.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh shit, my gp's office just lost their computer, now what will they use to forget to submit my prescriptions!
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Going to open myself to criticism but I didn't like the Nintendo layout even though I've played Nintendo consoles significantly longer. My thumb naturally rests where the b button is and I hate that.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Jolly Green Giant, obvious, he's a giant. Big boy, maybe not giant but still in Kaiju territory. King for stealth The Noid, we'll need a wild card that can use cartoon logic to fight.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
archive.org/details/heav...
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kind of hate how much this looks like the outfit I wear when doing yardwork and clearing brush and stuff. Outside of having a wide brim strawhat and a gas powered trimmer strapped to me.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Images are loading sloooooooooooow today
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well. The newest minions movie was confusingly good. Surprise #DHH representation.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Did not realize Woody the woodpecker was in fact a documentary. The amount of times I've had to come outside and tell this woodpecker to calm his ass down and then slightly annoy it by filling the holes it's making in my house with something goopy to get them to fuck for a minute.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Omg i have to renew my passport this year. Please tell me this isn't real or will be optional.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My daughter finally bought that giant mothra figure she's been staring at every time we go to a store that has one...
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And my day is instantly better.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r8...
music.youtube.com
Blood Of The Machine
YouTube video by Fox Lake - Topic
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Damn, just found out you can't do couch Co op natively in the master chief collection. Mods exist to fix that mistake but it's a pain on steam deck. Wish I could request a refund but I bought it ages ago and just now got around to loading it up to goof around.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just finished toy story 5, great movie, no notes.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Burner phones were super useful for system engineering course projects.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How do ai bros not understand the average steam user has a backlog temporarily longer than the time needed to reach the heat death of the universe.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My greatest fear for GW3
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Visiting California. Why is everything moist all the time?
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Need a screen grab of MC trying and failing to sit like a normal person on a couch for confirmation.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My first words to my friends after watching this was "FUCK, you can play as a bear? Now I need to upgrade my PC."
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The cat keeps trying to get me to lay down in bed with him so he can lay on top of me. While he is objectively correct with his goals, I unfortunately have work.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That one big ass spider I have been smoking out in my shed is missing suddenly...
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Doing the important work of making sure the spiders in my shed have a healthy second hand buzz.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Almost done for the day, just blindly checking the next documents in my archive and seeing the "paglio scholastica" pop up first thing. *Deep, deep sigh*
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You can see the baby kick at :22.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Tired of dealing with my long hair so I'm gonna shave it.
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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I've never bought any of the #mtg secret lair stuff but I am planning to make some poor financial decisions when the Garfield crossover drops.
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