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@patter.bsky.social
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hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy // Klankers, nein danke

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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 11h
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 12h
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 9h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 10h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12h
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 7h
Is this a threat or a promise?
A poster, the word "Geese" with several small UK flags
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 18h
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16h
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15h
Show your fun side. Back my new book, "FUN," on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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✨🌈Mex Nyman🌈✨ @ibolt07.bsky.social · 11h
Types of marts: Food Mart
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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 11h
turtles all the way down
recursive picture of Kennedy holding up a picture of him and Schmidt with finally a picture of Mitch McConnell at the end, famously known for being turtle-like
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 12h
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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🅺🅴🅴🆂🅷.work🏳️‍🌈💜 24/7 Plompy 🔜Infurnity 2026 ⏭️JMoF 2027 @keesh.work · 14h
a few weeks ago I had the pleasure of spending the afternoon with @aprifox.bsky.social & partner, and they gave me this (huge) wonderful mug! I'm still getting used to the size... 😅 I'm an official polska babcia now ✨ haha
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🔞 feral housewife 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
literally every other news article i see about coyotes in california is literally just something like this
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Maro, Mysterious, Tovara @marotovara.de · 28/09/2026
I had to-
a never ending long marten (edited photo)
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 21h
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 18h
I was gif-ing to reply on a "medieval brown" post & accidentally found a colourful TV program set in the dung ages
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Peasants Maid Marian And Her Merry Men
ALT: Peasants Maid Marian And Her Merry Men
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 20h
Jodorowsky's Dune (unproduced, circa 1975): Harkonnen Castle on Giedi Prime, art by H.R. Giger Although this film never saw the light of day, this artwork, which predates Alien (1979), inspired both Prometheus (2012) and Dune Part 1 (2021).
Jodorowsky's Dune (unproduced, circa 1975): Harkonnen Castle on Giedi Prime, art by H.R. GigerPrometheus (2012) Dune (2021)
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/08/2025
Did I ever post this collage I made of Death from "The Seventh Seal" standing in front of a huge modular synthesizer
Yes, I am quite a skillful player.
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SILVER YOTE!! 🔜 MAW, MFF @silveryote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crude drawing of me in a bubble, being protected from stupid American shite
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To AI users "well, that's your decision, and I disrespect you for it"
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In practice, AI literacy doesn’t start with building the tool for your personal use. It starts with understanding yourself as a collection of tasks who should subcontract those out to a machine. Almost no regular person’s life currently exists as such.
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
wireless headphones and their case posed in a way that looks like the headphones are bending over to get fucked doggie style. the usb3 charger port is the butthole
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Dark Matter Jacquelinetern 🎃 @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something I’ve learned long ago.
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Don't assume malice. Assume ignorance.
Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find.
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Always remember Hanlon's Razor-Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation."
That's said, never forget Fred Clark's Law, either: &Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." There's a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice-at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Photography by Elliot McGucken
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Israel fans chanted IDF and made monkey noises at black Irish players during the game against Ireland. Ban Israel.
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One Squashed Chihuahua. 🤣😂🤣
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be fair, you honestly can’t say that Enid Blyton isn’t prepared to move with the times.
BBC headline: Five arrested as counter-terror police investigate major incident near RAF Fairford
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Kate Shaw / Tigerbat Tails @tigerbattails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A klingon with the caption "everyone was harmed during the making of this video"
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The United Kingdom is not involved in the war in Iran
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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Whitby Gothic @whitbygothic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
+++ Rest In Pizza! +++ ;-)
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 28/09/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social as the nights grow longer, the street lamps burn brighter…
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 27/09/2026
"The North Chatham Free Library has gotten a lot of attention lately, however, after a flyer for an upcoming "Bye Bye AI" event offering to remove the AI features from your phone or laptop went viral on Facebook, getting over 200 comments and 8,000 likes."
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This small town librarian offers a 'Bye, Bye AI' class to take AI off your phone. Now everyone wants in.
A library in upstate New York is going viral for helping people turn off AI. The librarian behind it is happy to help people with AI too.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Essyx 🎨🐊 @essyx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if Fox & Wolf but they're actually fox & wolf sized? 👉👈
Wolf O' Donnell pins a blushing Fox McCloud to a wall, teasing the smaller canine's flustered snarl.
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🐴 Jam 🍂 Comms open! @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trading pokemon via link cable in 1999
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baarbers
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Orona! @orona.red · 27/09/2026
got a new bag lmao
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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