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Dot hog

@dothog.bsky.social
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Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌

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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 12h
Hungarian poster for ALIEN (1979) Directed by Ridley Scott Starring Sigourney Weaver - BOTD in 1949
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 16m
Sleepy girl dog.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 9h
Where do I find those scissors they use in korean bbq restaurants that have like 10 inch blades? All the kitchen scissors are kind of short. The only big ones I can find are tailor shears. Are they just using those?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 11h
Y'all wanna say hi to my neighbors doggies? A golden retriever and two husky/Pomeranian puppies. Grey one didn't want to come over to the fence today. She's the shy one.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 13h
There are many ways to post badly. We must each find our own voice.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is a trail cam worth it for a backyard? I've seen the same bobcat twice carrying its lunch and a coyote with half a tail multiple times. Neighbors have been spotting black bears.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Face ass, down up I think I'm confused as fuck.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will take cooking over cleaning any day of the week. When you cook, your tools are KNIVES and FIRE and there's room for creativity.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you think Henry Rollins ever tried relaxing?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For like two weeks straight there was a guy here posting daily on Facebook marketplace selling "mushroom stickers" saying like "best quality" and "low prices" Haven't seen a post in a while. I hope he's having an ok time in jail...
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just think. You could go from happily sitting on the couch to shitting your brains out in 15 minutes just by hitting the order button.
Door Dash's new drives could deliver chipotle in under five minutes.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pre-bedtime pupdate: She snorin
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All this performative bullshit is *Raises voice and overly dramatically hand gestures* 🗣️UUUSELESSSSSSS❗🤜🫱🫴
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reposts are on point tonight. Watchall up to? Killin it.
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
Me: no thanks Holmes I’m already high as fuck Officer: no, you blow into it
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was in highschool there was a girl with an alcohol problem who drank too much and some dude was trying to hook up with her while she was passed out and my friends started shooting with a BB gun.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Second thoughts? Buddy I hardly have first thoughts...
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my grade school shop class, the teacher was the only person allowed to use the table saw. He was also the only person missing a thumb.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I fucked it up.😒
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
T-shorts. Shorts, but with short sleeves.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Live slow, die old.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that's cause I left your dumb ass.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know what man, let's just admit it... THE BIG APPLE is a dumb nickname for a city. Sounds like something Will Farrell would improv.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Quickening
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Plumpkin spice season
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pupdate: Still not spoiled.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GUY WHO TRIPLE DOG DARED HUMPTY DUMPTY: oh shit oh fuck
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All I want from life is the chance to yell "look out!" like Dio and have it mean something.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
beatmania, screenshot, arcade (1997) www.vizzed.com/play/beatman...
main large imagery inbetween the user interface at the sides and bottom of the screen, is a cop with large sunglasses, holding a gun and handcuffs, red hair, mouth a scowl with the word 'violation' partially obscuring their hat.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yea I support the arts (have a criterion subscription)
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are two wolves inside of me. One really enjoys drinking coffee. The other really enjoys taking naps. They are locked in eternal conflict.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wild that Queen Elizabeth actually knighted Sir Mix-A-Lot.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone else feel insulted when your phone is all "FaCe nOt ReCogNiZeD"
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Economy got me buying a MacBook Amateur for my next computer.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brb, flying on a rocketship to out of space.🚀
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why do they even put filters and search criteria on retail sites anymore when they just show you whatever the fuck they want anyway?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lifting my face out a mound of coffee grounds like that dude from Predator 2 ready to start my day.
static.klipy.com
Scorpio: Worried Man with a Gun
ALT: Scorpio: Worried Man with a Gun
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They're planning on building an AI data center in one of my favorite areas in Colorado. Right near where the aligator from Happy Gilmore lived out his(her?) life. And Great Sand Dunes National Park...
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shopping for furniture on facebook be like "In great condition!" *picture shows furniture with torn fabric sitting in a pile of food garbage.* "Did I say midcentury modern?"
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My new opinion is that the La Z Boy™️ manual rocking recliner is the peak of American engineering.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Animal facts: 1. Scientists theorise there are more than 100 animals 2. Cats can have as many as 4 legs 3. Many creatures are also animals
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Autocorrect just turned "paying cash" into "laying can" and I think I'm gonna start using it. Hell yea buddy we laying can this weekend.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please don't forget to like and subscribe, your honor.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
illustration, ram, magazine (1980) archive.org/details/ram-...
a creepy looking boy is trying to use his pig's nose to plug something in.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a third Duran
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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