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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21h
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/09/2026
There should be a Fortune 500 for video games, where you check every game you have in which you've grown an excessive fortune in the post-game and chronicle who has the most
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 28/09/2026
if you could buy custom dreams to see at night, I would spend all my money on Going To Dave & Buster's With Sasquatch
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/09/2026
I feel like we're one, maybe two Societal Dementia tokens away from RFK announcing a spigot you can plug into your own fat deposits that turns them into a slurry and tubes them up to your mouth to snack on
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026
big “i studied the blade” energy paid for by US taxpayers from our big wet idiot president
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(put season 17 of Bob the Builder on for the baby) My Inner YouTube Reviewer Thoughts: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THEY GOT RID OF THE TIMELESS STOP MOTION CLAY FIGURES FOR THIS CGI GARBAGE?? WHY DO THE MACHINES' MOUTHS MOVE LIKE THAT!! WHY AREN'T THEY IN SUNFLOWER VALLEY
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
He’s not taking it well
Trump email — “You abandoned MAGA? I know this can’t be true!”
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/09/2026
anybody else notice how Tina only showed up after that big robbery at the Complete Engines Factory last year?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/09/2026
if hannibal lecter had the infinity gauntlet he'd just use it to make everyone polite
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/09/2026
BREAKING: ETSY WITCHES WIN BIG ON DRAFTKINGS BY GANG-HEXING PLAYERS
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stupjam @stupjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nintendo direct summary for september 8-9, 2026 #nintendodirect
bunch a cartoon animal characters and evey person evar made from the video games in nintendo direct. They’re bursting out of the walls because kirbeh poked it with a sword. Some people I like are Link, Samus from Ravenous, and the happy twinkly clown robot from megaman.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 25/09/2026
@jeremykaplowitz.com there are like a hundred Ashtar videos, can you link to the one from this segment?
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listening to awful AI slop music: I am Ashtar!
YouTube video by Quorators
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Captain Ramius from Hunt For Red October saying "they don't know why I'm detecting with this shubmarine. And people dancing saying it's the anniversary of his wife's death and did you know he's Lithuanian?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 24/09/2026
IT'S A BANKSY
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 24/09/2026
[BABY IS STOLEN BY WILD DOGS] well I didn't have THAT on my dingo card ! [INTENSE SCREAM-SOBBING AT THE LOSS OF MY CHILD]
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i did this!
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 24/09/2026
A fan art of me by @robodoom.bsky.social , commissioned by @sashafiero.bsky.social !
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 23/09/2026
me when I'm trying to remember what kind of ball I had sex with but I'm not sure
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Betty White: Wrecking Ball Spoof
Alt: Betty White riding a wrecking ball with the text "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL". Please read it as a forgetful person saying "I came in, like, a wrecking ball?"
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 23/09/2026
retweeting this so I'll get kicked out of school
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 22/09/2026
Been thinking a lot about how your average (R) is miserable all the time because in an effort to not have to give a shit about pronouns or woke, they have committed themselves to having to take all the opposition stances all the time, and you can tell they're frustrated and exhausted from it
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gamers are not an oppressed minority BUT they should be.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21/09/2026
what happened to brown hair trump, was i just out of mandela phase for a day or what
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨 IT’S FINALLY HERE 🚨 The KAPOW handbook is officially released: 60 pages all about how to integrate mutual aid into electoral politics. And it’s FREE. Join the 1,500+ people who have already received their digital copy: kapow.works/handbook
Front page of the printed KAPOW handbook, with callout text that reads: 
"LIVE NOW! Swipe for a preview >" Preview of the KAPOW handbook, excerpt copy [up until character limit] that reads: 

How did we get here?
America has cultivated a culture where thousands of people across the country take the noble first step to run for office, only to find themselves sprinting all the way to Election Day through an extremely traumatic, masochistic, and undemocratic process we like to call "campaigning".

Political races are analyzed in terms of who raised more money (which is far easier when you know rich people or are rich yourself, who has the most connections (who doesn't love a backroom deal?), and who is more "electable" (translation: white, centrist man). The extraordinary amounts of cash burned on advertisements and consulting every year are considered a natural byproduct of a system we pretend is still functional. It's almost impossible for working class people to represent their communities as those with power consolidate it further.
But guess what?
It doesn't have to be this way. We don't have to suck.
When I started my congressional campaign, I wanted to try all of the things I've ranted about to my partner: "Why don't Democrats do [insert cool thing]?" Every time I was in a room with someone with power, I asked the same and was always told it won't work. "Well, have you tried it?" I'd ask. The answer was always no. So I decided to try it myself. At worst, I'd lose. But I'd still give the next person a case study to point to, to know that we tried to do something and make it better the next go around.
Well, I did lose. But we - myself, my team, our supporters - won a lot too. We beat 15 candidates, including multiple elected officials, coming in second, just 3 points shy of first place. When I launched, many politicos didn't think I'd break 5%. But we did. And we did it by actually breaking the mold.
That's where KAPOW comes in. Preview of the KAPOW handbook, excerpt copy [up until character limit] that reads: 

So... What is KAPOW?
Great question! The KAPOW Method is the name for a new method of campaigning, defined by three main pillars:
• The integration of mutual aid and direct service into electoral campaign work, turning political resources into tangible impact
• The radical belief that helping your community before Election Day is a viable organizing strategy
• The creation of an explicitly political community through creative and non-traditional political action

But my personal favorite description comes from my friend and collaborator, Mia Orlando:
" ]When we say 'KAPOW!, it means halting the doom.
It means turning collective anger into meaningful change.
No one person can do this alone, and through many different channels, we can come together."

Everything described in this handbook comes from our own experience in the Kat for Illinois campaign and what we have learned since founding KAPOW. While we have given a lot of thought to how this would apply in a hyper-urban landscape like Manhattan or a more rural landscape like Idaho, at the time of writing this, we have not been able to do this kind of operation in those places. I say this to remind you, the reader, that nothing in politics and nothing in human-to-human interaction will be one-size-fits-all. And, if we have the capacity, we would love to help you tailor this method to your own campaign.
This is also a method that requires buy-in from both the candidate and their staff. It requires strong values and courage, a willingness to analyze and accept opportunity costs, investment in divergent methods, accessibility, creativity, and a commitment to the work, win or lose. But that's why you're running in the first place, right?
We included an index that divides our method into a variety of categories. At the end of each category, we also added a section for Frequently Asked Questions. Preview of the KAPOW handbook, with copy that reads: 

THERE'S 60 MORE PAGES TO READ!
This is just a preview!

READ THE FULL GUIDE
KAPOW.WORKS/HANDBOOK
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 21/09/2026
had a few things i needed to get off my chest ❤️
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21/09/2026
Lanterns is the kind of show that makes you feel like someone is mad at you by the time the credits roll
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21/09/2026
cool skateboarding shape rolls up to you "sup, i'm rectangulo. need a new best friend?" 😎
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
even a blind sasquatch finds a bag of jack-links sometime, man 🤷‍♂️
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 20/09/2026
my cat, Pip, was chowing down on a piece of paper that I pulled out of his mouth to reveal that it was from a fortune cookie, and it said "Read in order to live."
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Rip Wheeler: This Means Something
ALT: Rip Wheeler: This Means Something
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
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God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
THE HEAVENS—Shaking His head in disbelief as the color drained from His face, God, Our Heavenly Father, was reportedly horrified Monday to learn that humans had been consuming the sacred, omniscient p...
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 19/09/2026
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social come pick up your son
Milk Shake Duck, from the Steam game "Sort Them Ducks". It is a rubber duck in the shape of a milkshake.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 19/09/2026
when "Red Red Wine" gets to the part where it mentions monkeys a lot I feel like I'm being grilled about some kind of prophecy that I have no context for
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 18/09/2026
more like e.d. sheeran
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 18/09/2026
I think there should be a show where someone like Ms Rachel is given a billion dollars or whatever and you see if they can resist succumbing to dragon sickness
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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mira @parox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People wanna look at Claude instead of the clouds smh
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Timothy Ciesielski @timcies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is time for Bob Kraft and Ed Sheeran to find out. Do not buy patriots gear. Boycott every advertiser that works with his stadium (especially Gillette - and tell them why - publicly) Don't go to any Ed concert. Being a genocide supporter is about to have financial and social consequences.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 16/09/2026
separating the art from the artist
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 16/09/2026
baby billy's bible bonkers
the "I just saw Heat" sequence from Jim Gaffigan, but instead of Heat it's The Righteous Gemstones
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