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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 11h

Computer go through my missed calls since 2023 and return them all at the same time. Tell them “sorry can’t talk now maybe tomorrow”

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 12h

Spent the past week and a half trying/failing to think of an album from like ~2010 with a song called Old Friend, today an entirely different song off the album just popped in my head amd I figured it out holy shit what a good feeling

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Today our infant will be learning some Deftones. Thank you.

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Making puddin pops is fun you get to say puddin’ pops to people

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yard sign DIAGONAL SANDWICH CUT HOME

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yard sign that say ORIGINAL BLIPPI HOUSEHOLD

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home and the over-the-top whale lady has a I ❤️ WHALES sticker on her pickup

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Note to self: buy water bed, fill with piping hot coffee, install necessary tubing/valves, enjoy

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stuff seeping in is supposedly bad but you want me to steep this tea like everything is no big deal ok ok

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This morning’s double rainbow led me to Cracker Barrel 🥰

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Re: your mother The only reason she doesn’t grow a beard is because she fights fire and isn’t allowed 🔥🚒

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I call my cat puto, does he know?

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Still laid off hanging with baby all day I’m regressing socially

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is birds, to me (pretend I hate birds)

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your mother enjoys the comedy of Jim Breuer. Also, Jeff Dunham.

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your mother buys the peanut butter and jelly in the same jar

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If I ever publicly play guitar and sing you know it’s me by the MILKWEED FEEDERS on the marquee

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We are uh-huh-uh-hun-hun-underused

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I will destroy our Computer Overlord just let me find a sitter first

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think my neighbor poisoned these tomatoes he grew/gave me buuuuuut if I don’t eat ‘em he’ll know I didn’t and I told him I’d enjoy them

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just got something in each of my eyes Yes it was an EYE DROP Like & subscribe for more humor

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I stole those Renoir paintings but not for the reason you think

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hope you die very soon! (Sub tweet)

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You’re complaining the Reece’s pumpkins don’t have the face on them while I’ve already eaten too many and am quite ill

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

All humans ever, think anyone only had hair on their apple bag?

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you jusBANG BANG

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

or try our Ad-Free tier, now with ads YOU FUCK

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Generic sex position called dog way

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Me at Heaven- hello Saint Peter St Peter- hey man! you being this nice weather with ya?

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Doc I’ve made a terrible mistake

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hope he does in that bunker, any manner

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Says here Gene they plump when you cook ‘em

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

DANNY BONADUCE CRIBS EPISODE ON NOW PLUTO TV

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Gon’ down t’ tha Hooterplex to do some hootin

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE It’s actually a poop chute we’re all wearing them in the Oval and you’re all gay for not wanting one!

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Wow some robots “beat” a Human Sprinting Record wow hey my cars or “Robots” have been doing that since at least April 1995 when I got my license wow

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Coley B (initial) @bousloggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Been flipping off every satellite I see just in case

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