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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
just read about a medieval guy amassing an army of ‘50 thousand clowns’ by ‘beguiling them with his juggling’ and got so excited before i realised clown used to mean ‘farm worker’ and juggling used to mean ‘general trickery’
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
t shirt concept (is this too niche?)
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
did you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures
a hand drawn diagram of a tree showing the many words that come from the root word of ‘tree’
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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dropping in on the Discourse to reiterate that British food is a) not bad and b) the way Americans specifically talk about it is completely deranged. Yes Brits eat more processed food than anywhere else in Western Europe and that is Not Good but it’s also doubly true of America!
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
little demon, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a goggle-eyed demon falling off the edge of a manuscript margin
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
fossil hunting is a cool hobby because it will take you to some truly beautiful spots but also to some places where a wise man wouldn’t go with a gun
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
switched pharmacies and went into the new one for the first time to check if they had my meds. the guy looked in the back and said “yeah, we’ve got them….catch!” and pretended to baseball pitch them directly at my noggin
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
reading my own book back to myself pre-pub and realising that i might have seriously cooked here which is so special and lovely
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
it’s crazy that shakira cribbed that world cup song from a 1986 song about serving in the corrupt cameroonian military youtu.be/expCgeQXqzA?...
youtu.be
Zamina (Waka Waka, time for Africa) Original Version HD
YouTube video by Young Hanzy
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
playing a little tune
a medieval drawing of a dandily dressed centaur with a face on his butt, playing a lute
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
when i was younger i thought my mom was the most beautiful woman in the world. now that i’m older i bloody know she is!!!!!!!!!
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“this is fine”
a medieval drawing of a woman in bed embracing a dragon while a man in bed beside them watches
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
they don’t want you to know this but the 10 million year old fossilised shark teeth at the beach are free, you can just go take them
a handful of small fossilised teeth
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I saw satan fall like lightning from heaven 🤣
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely.
a medieval drawing of an ornate goblet with a bird ornament on top and pipes within
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
one time at work i noticed this guy and i were wearing shirts from the same band and i wanted to point it out but my brain short circuited and so i just said ‘hey!’ and gestured directly at my tits
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“not to point fingers but-“
a medieval illustration of a woman with many hands pointing at a man
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
new sandwich invented: cambozola, prosciutto, green olives in garlic and oil, on a baguette
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
crazy how many unlabelled elephant leather boots you can buy on ebay
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
jesus christ i could eat a theoretically infinite number of pierogi
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool
a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
close friends, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of two knights embracing
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
SEE WHAT I MEAN??
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
giant carrot gotta be top 5 snacks of all time
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century
a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i‘m making this medieval hood and i bought this lovely deadstock tom ford woollen houndstooth fabric and consequently it feels tremendously boujie
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
last year i invented the ‘emergency breakfast’. it’s a packet of scampi fries and an ice cream sandwich from the corner shop and as best i can tell it’s nutritionally complete
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
COVER REVEAL!! LOOK AT THE AMERICAN COVER FOR MY BOOK!!! she’s soooo beautiful!! don’t you want her? pre-order her now so you can have her asap! out november 10! sites.prh.com/wordspotters...
a graphic with the cover of the wordspotter’s guide by Olivia swarthout
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
HUGE NEWS!!! we are doing the first EVER weird medieval guys live event and it's a (medieval) pub quiz in london!!! gonna be so much fun and i will be THROWING free stickers at everyone present so grab a ticket and come on down!!!! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/weird-medi...
a poster promoting the weird medieval guys pub quiz
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
valid
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
eatin spaghetti, germany, 15th century
a medieval watercolour of a human fave surrounded by clouds blowing out air in a way that looks like spaghetti
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
fell to my knees in the sunlit orangerie of the london fan museum
a room with a tiled floor, cafe tables, and walls and ceiling covered in an elaborate baroque murala room with a tiled floor, cafe tables, and walls and ceiling covered in an elaborate baroque mural
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
hey i need to pop out for a sec can you keep an eye on him for me thanks
a medieval drawing of a naked man with no head and a face on his chest
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again
an old wooden cathedral door with a hole in the bottom through which a cat pokes its head
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
spring/summer hot fashion tip: i heard that zoomorphic fibulae are expected to make a BIG comeback!
two inlaid brooches shaped like birds
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
do you guys ever struggle not to…
a hand holding a nibbled baguette on a train platforma hand holding a nibbled baguette on some stairs
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
weird medieval guys pub quiz in london in the next two months!!!!!!! you heard it here first!
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard
Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively.

The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him.

The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth.

The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend.

The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine.

The sixth has a miserable practice:
He condemns the soul through [false] oaths
so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.
The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog
held by a chain and who barks all the time;
its round head is ready for a fight.

The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness
that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children;
the evilness of drunkenness shows in him.

The ninth helplessly becomes crazy,
everything that he knows, sees, or hears,
he presents openly to everyone.

The tenth fights against sleep.

The eleventh sings wild songs
and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning.

The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking
that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat
and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
a guy on the train in berlin is wearing a pin badge, of the sort one might wear in support of a band or political cause, but his is in support of the ancient grain amaranth no brand or anything just Amaranth
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
young children r so cool, last year on the beach in whitby two random german kids came up and started talking to me. only after two hours of looking for fossils with them did one ask why my german was so bad at which point i had to explain that not everyone speaks german well, not least in yorkshire
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :) open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
an image promoting a substack article titled ‘25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
ow, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a woman falling and hitting her head on the ground with a serene expression on her face
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
i swear to god im not a white nationalist but raw beef with a little salt and pepper is sooooo good
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
#vindicated
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
"come on Adam just eat the apple, nobody is watching"
a medieval illustration of adam and eve in the garden, watch from a giant eye in the sky by god
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
new substack for da paid subscribers ✌️😗 open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
bruce mouat, your icy eyes, cool demeanor, and precise curling have entranced me
a picture of scottish curler bruce mouat
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
new podcast ep (and subtle cover design flex) rss.com/podcasts/wei...
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