weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 26/08/2026just read about a medieval guy amassing an army of ‘50 thousand clowns’ by ‘beguiling them with his juggling’ and got so excited before i realised clown used to mean ‘farm worker’ and juggling used to mean ‘general trickery’ 161020194
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/07/2026t shirt concept (is this too niche?) 2049871
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026did you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures 121423356
Reposted by weird medieval guysAran @aran.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Dropping in on the Discourse to reiterate that British food is a) not bad and b) the way Americans specifically talk about it is completely deranged. Yes Brits eat more processed food than anywhere else in Western Europe and that is Not Good but it’s also doubly true of America! 1123136
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026little demon, france, 15th century 352532598
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026fossil hunting is a cool hobby because it will take you to some truly beautiful spots but also to some places where a wise man wouldn’t go with a gun 237510
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 03/06/2026switched pharmacies and went into the new one for the first time to check if they had my meds. the guy looked in the back and said “yeah, we’ve got them….catch!” and pretended to baseball pitch them directly at my noggin 143835
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/05/2026reading my own book back to myself pre-pub and realising that i might have seriously cooked here which is so special and lovely 54577
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/05/2026a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts') 241671433
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/05/2026it’s crazy that shakira cribbed that world cup song from a 1986 song about serving in the corrupt cameroonian military youtu.be/expCgeQXqzA?...youtu.beZamina (Waka Waka, time for Africa) Original Version HDYouTube video by Young Hanzy 519326
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/05/2026when i was younger i thought my mom was the most beautiful woman in the world. now that i’m older i bloody know she is!!!!!!!!! 437712
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/05/2026they don’t want you to know this but the 10 million year old fossilised shark teeth at the beach are free, you can just go take them 221179107
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I saw satan fall like lightning from heaven 🤣 617812
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026A pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely. 7676149
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026one time at work i noticed this guy and i were wearing shirts from the same band and i wanted to point it out but my brain short circuited and so i just said ‘hey!’ and gestured directly at my tits 1474443
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/04/2026new sandwich invented: cambozola, prosciutto, green olives in garlic and oil, on a baguette 92471
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/04/2026crazy how many unlabelled elephant leather boots you can buy on ebay 91112
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026jesus christ i could eat a theoretically infinite number of pierogi 2051347
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool 232249508
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 15/04/2026 close friends, france, 15th century 431878390
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026giant carrot gotta be top 5 snacks of all time 523911
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century 622321539
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i‘m making this medieval hood and i bought this lovely deadstock tom ford woollen houndstooth fabric and consequently it feels tremendously boujie 12595
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/04/2026last year i invented the ‘emergency breakfast’. it’s a packet of scampi fries and an ice cream sandwich from the corner shop and as best i can tell it’s nutritionally complete 1145016
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 02/04/2026HUGE NEWS!!! we are doing the first EVER weird medieval guys live event and it's a (medieval) pub quiz in london!!! gonna be so much fun and i will be THROWING free stickers at everyone present so grab a ticket and come on down!!!! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/weird-medi... 423930
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 31/03/2026eatin spaghetti, germany, 15th century 111230238
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 29/03/2026fell to my knees in the sunlit orangerie of the london fan museum 1676172
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/03/2026hey i need to pop out for a sec can you keep an eye on him for me thanks 141449228
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/03/2026thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again 5361431195
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/03/2026spring/summer hot fashion tip: i heard that zoomorphic fibulae are expected to make a BIG comeback! 12780135
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026weird medieval guys pub quiz in london in the next two months!!!!!!! you heard it here first! 32157
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026gambling monk, germany, 15th century 16979652017
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/03/202615th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard 1338972
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/03/2026a guy on the train in berlin is wearing a pin badge, of the sort one might wear in support of a band or political cause, but his is in support of the ancient grain amaranth no brand or anything just Amaranth 381040102
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/03/2026young children r so cool, last year on the beach in whitby two random german kids came up and started talking to me. only after two hours of looking for fossils with them did one ask why my german was so bad at which point i had to explain that not everyone speaks german well, not least in yorkshire 1083544
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :) open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed... 3032831288
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/02/2026i swear to god im not a white nationalist but raw beef with a little salt and pepper is sooooo good 182062
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/02/2026"come on Adam just eat the apple, nobody is watching" 860492
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/02/2026new substack for da paid subscribers ✌️😗 open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed... 222314
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/02/2026bruce mouat, your icy eyes, cool demeanor, and precise curling have entranced me 530614
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 20/02/2026new podcast ep (and subtle cover design flex) rss.com/podcasts/wei... 421314