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Ceiling Cat

@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

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Matt Donato @donatobomb.bsky.social · 7h
SICK is a sweaty, simmering, and sublimely fearless feature debut that haunts us with taboo desires and primal urges. #FantasticFest
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Fantastic Fest 2026 Review: SICK Lives Up to Its Title - Daily Dead
Sick is for the sickos; low-hanging fruit, but there’s no better description. Agata Trzebuchowska’s erotic-tinged thriller is a twisted tale of forbidden desires and familial boundaries. It’s tasteful...
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Candi Norwood | Horror Writer | Book Reviews @candikat.bsky.social · 5h
Check out my review of #KylgorInTheGrislyAbyss from #FantasticFest #FilmSky #HorrorSky candikathorror.com/watches/kylgor-in-the-grisly-abyss-2026
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Kylgor in the Grisly Abyss (2026) — CandiKat Horror
KYLGOR IN THE GRISLY ABYSS, directed by Mason Newton DeRushie, is a sword and sorcery horror which follows Kylgor the Conqueror and his barbarian band who successfully seek vengeance by beheading the ...
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zara🐛🏳️‍🌈 @osnapitszara.bsky.social · 7h
two of the best things in life :’)🤍
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 4h
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 12h
us if we were cats in china #Cat #Caturday
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Rain's Cats @catssurname.bsky.social · 5h
Some of the funniest Harpo moments were when he took a detour from bringing whatever I’d put out for him to grab something else that struck his fancy. The meow got even more intense when he did that. #CatsOfBluesky
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Barbara Hershey @barbarahershey.bsky.social · 11h
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 8h
robot girls once I'm done with them
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 6h
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
This is an Emperor's New Clothes test.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 9h
"uhh well how would u even do anything if they banned AI!" buddy, up until 2007 the world got along just fine without fuckin *smartphones* we'd figure something out lol
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 9h
Gen Beta in 2050: Millennial boomers are ruining the economy
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 10h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 9h
NEW: The Supreme Court, over the objections of the 3 liberal justices, grants a stay in the D.V.D. litigation, authorizing the Trump admin to resume third country removals without any notice to people being sent to countries they've never been to. The Court also agrees to hear the case in December.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2026 CERTIORARI GRANTED 26-426 DEPT. OF HOMELAND SEC., ET AL. V. D.V.D., ET AL. (26A406) The application for stay presented to Justice Jackson and by her referred to the Court is granted. The February 25, 2026 order and judgment of the United States District Court for the District of Massachusetts, case No. 1:25-cv-10676, are stayed. The application is also treated as a petition for a writ of certiorari, and the petition is granted. The parties are directed to brief and argue the following questions: (1) Whether the district court had jurisdiction over Respondents’ claims. (2) Whether the district court had authority to enter classwide declaratory relief and APA vacatur under 8 U. S. C. §1252(f)(1). (3) Whether the Government’s Guidance on third-country removals is unlawful under 8 U. S. C. §1231(b), the Due Process Clause, or FARRA/CAT and its implementing regulations. (4) Such other questions that the Government determines are appropriate for the proper disposition of the case. The Clerk is directed to establish a briefing schedule that will allow the case to be argued in the December 2026 argument session. The stay shall terminate upon the sending down of the judgment of this Court. Justice Sotomayor, Justice Kagan, and Justice Jackson would deny the application for stay.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 10h
There's probably a good reason not to do this in public, but I can't think of what it could be. www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
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Female flyer arrested for 'taking off pants and performing sex act' mid-flight
Police swooped on the plane as it landed in Miami International Airport after reports of a "female causing a disturbance on an inbound flight" and quizzed the passenger
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 10h
A cartel of GPU, DRAM and NAND chip makers have decided this is normal now, and nobody is doing anything about it because capitalism says every is working as it should.
A screenshot showing price history graphed from May to September 2026 showing steady price increases from $6300 to $8700. Text reads: Over the past 30 days, the price of HP Omen Max 45L RTX 5090 Gaming PC has ranged from $7,469.99 to $8,689.99. The current price is $8,689.99, the highest in the past 30 days.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 10h
Citizens United says he has a seat at the table
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 10h
Unfortunately putting people like Dr. Fauci and Jack Smith in front of senators like Rand Paul and Eric Schmidt so they can ask bullshit question works on people who have no idea what they're looking at and are too busy with life to scratch the surface. People like my boomer dad.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11h
They live in a false, constructed reality. Cult shit. Just saying things that are literally the opposite of being true.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11h
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 11h
contacting the national salt council about a collab
original Masterpiece Theater host Alastair Cooke seated in a wood paneled room with his hand on a stack of books, his head has been replaced with Catbus and captioned 

Salt...the affordable luxury
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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · 11h
Starting a new chapter of my life as my wife has purchased me a camera bird feeder and am hyped to check out the birbs and be insufferable about it
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Chris B @burchris.bsky.social · 22h
Well, one of them *is* a vampire. (And the other one is Robert Pattinson.)
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An acknowledgement that they view racism as the main purpose of these policies www.huffpost.com/entry/right-...
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Far-Right Commentators Rage Over GOP Welfare Fraud Ad Featuring White Male Gamer
A new ad by Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders put white men at the center of her state welfare work requirement policy.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're witnessing the Rapist-to-President and/or Rapist-to-Supreme Court Justice pipeline with this Cornell scandal.
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One Squashed Chihuahua. 🤣😂🤣
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton is correct. He only RECOMMENDED that the man only serve one day. The judge thought that was crazy and gave him sixty, against Paxton's wishes. ONLY sixty. Keep weaving that rope to hang yourself with, Ken.
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Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would freaking out too 😭🐶♥️ Good morning everyone!
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine a saltwater shortage in the ocean
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Jayne H @jayneagain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile, everyone else.
Three cats on an island looking across at another cat on a breakfast bar
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mezzetta's off the shopping list
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Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The White House press bans aren’t about ethics in journalism. They're about what Trump wants from the press: servile propaganda that parrots only what he and his allies say about his administration.
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Trump’s press grievances are based in their refusal to do propaganda
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Called it again
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh • 6h
€ UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the
U.S. Southern Border
This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER
VOTE RED!!
You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028.
Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER
We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again e
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody follows "to be fair," with anything fair
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When your family tells the waitress it's your birthday and the whole staff comes out to sing to you
A comic panel of Jar Jar Binks father George Binks with a blaster pressed up against his temple and a tear coming down from his eye
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Chris B @burchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Southern California owes Don Knotts and Estelle Getty a great debt of gratitude, for their Berry Farm and Museum, respectively.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also woke: • be kind rewind • employees must wash hands • Stop: cross traffic does not stop • limit one per customer • Slow: school zone
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Second breakfast starts now youtube.com/shorts/VB7UF...
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felix wants a hashbrown
YouTube video by Penny & Felix the Ginger Cats 🐱🐱
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sick of lazy YouTube farms cranking out "DLSS5 in some game on the RTX 5090 looking terrifying" content when nobody owns the average gamer can't spend $7000 for a RTX 5090. In any case DLSS5 is AI slop. Stop whoreshipping at the altar of Nvidia, who doesn't want to sell you graphics cards.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lennon Stella sounds like a last name, first name thing
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ben Chilton
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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Psyduck Painting
Psyduck Painting 

4”x4” stretched canvas with acrylic markers
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Rain's Cats @catssurname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Passport's third swim lesson went very well. I love how he kept kicking the water off his legs, even though he stayed in the water. #CatsOfBluesky
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
loserpalooza
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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