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Kurt Weldon

@kurtweldon.bsky.social
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Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a post-it note reminding you to take a single step."

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19h
i dont think people deluded themselves really…they were told by republicans that “mass deportation” was criminals and the media didnt fact check and democrats moved right on the issue there was no alternative offered to mass deportation, no one even argued against it
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cockknob and Huckleberry, the Chucklefuck brothers.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This made me LOL. I don't often LOL
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a constituent, yep.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accurate
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisdom is where you find it.
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Valerie Bertinelli @wolfiesmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We could’ve had a woman who prosecuted rapists as a president. Instead, we got a rapist as a president. 
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This made me LOL. I don't often LOL.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An accurate summation
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...or nine.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Bryan Ferry's Birthday to all who observe! youtu.be/GHGqh2lisAQ?...
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Bryan Ferry - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall (Official Video), Full HD (AI Remastered and Upscaled)
YouTube video by Enhanced Music Videos
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinning the herd with preventable infectious diseases for sport is what they promised. And they delivered.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A pleasant thought
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
Dairy farms in Kansas? Raided. Barton County? Texts about entire hotel blocks rented out by feds for the next weeks. It is a pogrom. This is called a pogrom.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi Jinping: "I moved on Trump like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Word.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yep.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, I believe I can help. The whole point is it DOESN'T work.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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John in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're not against abortions. They're against freedom.
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Texas Abortion-Ban Author Admits Affair as Former Mistress Alleges He Funded Her Abortions
Texas Republican Giovanni Capriglione has admitted an affair with Alex Grace but denies her allegation that he paid for abortions, threatening legal action over the claims.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have said in the past that our the entirety of our system of government was arguably constructed to contain precisely this. I now find it inarguable.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026
New rule. No mansplaining on Sundays. Just give us one day off.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/09/2026
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT. The easiest way to tell that trans women are women is that the right is so desperate to control what they do with their bodies. WE HAVE EVERYTHING IN COMMON.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're gonna put snipers on your "victory arch" that seems less like celebrating past victories and more like anticipating a future one.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As an American political historian, I can confirm that this Congress has been "almost unmatched in history" in several categories -- sad abdication of its war powers, craven surrender of the power of the purse, weird refusal to conduct meaningful oversight, and an utter failure to pass actual laws.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Laurel And Hardy: Who Me?
ALT: Laurel And Hardy: Who Me?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In fairness, "We're too stupid to do our job" is as close to honesty as Republicans have gotten in quite a while.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Politicians Who Told You Immigrants Were Coming To Take Your Job Want You To Shut Up And Let AI Take Your Job. Please subscribe, read & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/please-tru...
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Please, Trump, Keep Supporting Data Centers
The Politicians Who Told You Immigrants Were Coming To Take Your Job Want You To Shut Up And Let AI Take Your Job
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I'm placing my bets on them trashing the place inside so that it will have to be demolished, leaving that task to someone else." www.eschatonblog.com/2026/09/monu...
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Monuments To The Trump Presidency
I'm not going to say it will be good if, as seems likely, Trump turns the Kennedy Center into a giant crater, but it would be a fitting mon...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zing!
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a footnote, if a mechanism exists to deprive ANY group of civil rights—no matter how reviled they are, and by however many—then that mechanism WILL eventually be weaponized against YOU. You do not have to be trans or pro-trans to be against deprivation of anyone's rights. (PS: I am pro-trans.)
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I'll take 'Things There Is No Way In Hell I'm Buying' for 200 please, Alex."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sounds about right.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's it - everyone can stop now! There's no topping this.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SHOWN: If spoiled mayonnaise were a Bond villain.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see no flaws in this analysis.
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Jonathan Larsen @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay, so let’s get one of those.
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LawrieBhoy 🍀 @lawriebhoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can tell a lot about someone’s character by how they feel about the government providing free school breakfasts for children.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe it's the brand I'm buying, but guitar strings are currently being packaged like the interlocking rings in a magic trick.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Toy Story: He's At It Again!
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring
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Comedian's Funny Face: Tongue Out Gesture
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