Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don’t throw out old pyjamas. Collect as many pairs as you can, and in the middle of the night spread them out on Pete Hegseth’s front lawn so that when he wakes up he’ll think he missed the Rapture. 04712
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I wrote about Mike Leigh, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and the hell of other people's approval: substack.com/home/post/p-... 116220
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Nigel Farage Listens to the News 10449751890
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/06/2026I feel like I'm going mad: Henry Nowak's killer has been sentenced to life in prison with a 21-year minimum. The whole process took less than six months. There were grave errors on the night. But how does this possibly evidence two-tier justice? www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-o... 34881217
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialZach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Is your teen texting about Krautrock??? Know the slang: • DTF = Damo's the funkiest • NGL = Neu! goes loud • OMG = Oooooh motorik grooves! • FFS = Faust’s fucking stupendous • TMI = Tago Mago's incredible • TGIF = These Germans is freaky • CHEUGY = Can has excellent unbelievable grooves 9269100
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Annual reminder that virtually every 'Easter was a pagan festival' claim online is bullshit. historyforatheists.com/2017/04/east...historyforatheists.comEaster, Ishtar and EostreSome New Atheists have latched onto memes claiming "Easter" and its customs are stolen from paganism. But is just another case of them not checking facts? 37813220
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 04/04/2026The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. 291549417
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 26/03/2026"My house made out of wood shavings and fireworks being on fire is exactly what the fire brigade wants." 412817
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 21/03/2026Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.ukgailmyerscough.co.ukGail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | ManchesterExplore bold and colourful designs by Gail Myerscough, featuring prints, homewares, and stationery. Designed in Manchester, made in the UK. 7207355
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 12/02/2026‘I’m sorry if you feel your child was eaten by a shark’ 536094
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 24/01/2026An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. You’ll be doing well to spot 12 deliberate mistakes. From Treasure magazine, 1963 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?) 1231167340
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialMarsh Davies @marshdavies.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas. 442642611
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialChris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Merry Extra Large Pork Pie 6296
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialYakhunt @yakhunt.net · 15/11/2025"You've defamed me" "You fuck kids, Donald, do one" 0233
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialJay @itsjaymkay.bsky.social · 10/11/2025For reference. I might print this out and hang it in my house: 231514191
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I’m sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...news.sky.comTrain company LNER 'extremely proud' of rail worker in critical condition after mass stabbing as family call him 'hero'The "extraordinary bravery" of the LNER worker who intervened during the train mass stabbing attack on Saturday has been hailed by his company. 602093605
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialhoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024By cutting all my chewing gum in half I saved four pounds last year, which I have put towards a deposit on a house 1357
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Kinnock is one of the finest proponents of progressive thought in this country and the best prime minister we never had. 40616140
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialDrew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com 229209628827
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialBBC Newsnight @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social · 07/10/2025“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?” “Because that’s what they are” @vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference. #Newsnight 1202101692
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/10/2025Tell me where is fancy bred, Or in the heart or in the head? 1624430
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it". 14992149
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I’ll never understand why people buy dogs from breeders when growing your own is free and far more rewarding. 1161395
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 11/09/2025only around a decade to go until another PM thinks "I know, I should hire Peter Mandelson" 331099155
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialIsabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 01/09/2025one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar 131389395
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialBrian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Beat bands, St George's Plateau, Liverpool, 1964, photo by Astrid Kirchherr and Max Scheler. 1110625
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds. 7968401334
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there. 5570991394
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialAdam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Genius 712515
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025We must acknowledge that the accusations I've made about my opponent are no less troubling merely because I made them up 131486140
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The best day of the week for sneezing is a Tuesday. 67210
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialAndrew Dark Tom's Sin @andydrewz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025The News. 2468
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 02/06/2025No, they are not "exceptionally high call volumes" if you already have a prerecorded message to say that. Thank you. 32972136
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialAlan Lester @alanlester.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The Daily Mail complaining that immigrants have not the English too well. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... 1402992701
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Oh, you’re not self-centered? So whose name do you write when you try out a brand new pen? Yeah, that’s what I thought. 1516462
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialtrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025The one about once playing pool with Sue Pollard, and the one about serving Jason Orange in the big Boots in Manchester city centre. 915526
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Television presenters get more money than radio presenters because TV always adds a few pounds. 21285
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/04/2025George Soros is pushing 100. He isn’t out there paying tens of thousands of people to be socialist. Also: George Soros was NEVER a socialist even when he was a man in his fucking 60s THREE DECADES AGO. 1217312
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Can’t remember who recommended this now, but it’s lovely stuff. The sheer random chance of his career - and a song about bin night! Something for everyonetheguardian.com‘The people of Glasgow frowned on all the spitting’: Peter Capaldi on his punk rock pastAs he releases his ‘melancholic’ second album, the actor looks back on his youth in a struggling art-punk band – and explains how he took inspiration from putting the bins out 4336
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialDan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I support this common sense suggestion 1236
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialJohn O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 09/04/2025If I was Trump, I wouldn’t let thousands of angry people with military hardware walk past me on my birthday. 131
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Happy 97th birthday to Tom Lehrer, who confirmed his status as a Great Man a few years ago by releasing all his work into the public domain. tomlehrersongs.comtomlehrersongs.comSongs and Lyrics by Tom LehrerSongs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer DISCLAIMER STATEMENTI, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the 26671212
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8859111228448
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialThomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025The former ambassador to Denmark for the United States, Rufus Gifford, posted this video on his Facebook account: Ht: @hpsc24.bsky.social 20784073865
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialThe Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Elon Musk's tales of woe with the addition of the Our Tune theme. 35415
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Movie idea - a reboot of Independence Day in which the President of the United States (Donald Trump) sides with the alien invaders. 2039597
Reposted by @david64.bsky.social𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 22/03/2025ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯 762897647
Reposted by @david64.bsky.socialAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025You may think I love correcting people, but you're wrong. 451316121