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Fantasy webcomics. NSFW

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

www.oglaf.com/love/

Comic strip.
panel 1 - A man and woman embrace
man- I love you Janice
woman- I love you too Theodore

panel 2
they kiss, making smek-smek noises.

panel 3
A giant penis slithers up between them.

panel 4
penis- I love you Theodore
Theodore- and I love you, giant penis

panel 5
Theodore and the penis kiss.
smek smek smek

panel 6
Penis- I love you Janice

Panel 7
Janice doesn't reply

Panel 8
Theodore- ...aren't you going to say you love your giant penis?

panel 9
Janice- MY giant penis? I thought it was YOUR giant penis

panel 10
a wide shot.
we see they're both standing on a naked man, his penis rises between them

Panel 11
Theodore and Janice watch the naked man flee, his penis looped over his shoulder.

panel 12
Theodore- I can't believe the whole time we've been together Ive never looked down

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry folks, we've had a big computer crash and are having to recolour today's strip. Gonna be a late update.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yesterday we launched a kickstarter to print Oglaf Book 5. It's going pretty good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...

a devil gives thumbs up and says 'hell yes'
larger text below says 'hell maybe'
the devil is in front of a kickstarter campaign page but you can't see the amount, which is annoying.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

www.oglaf.com/goodideas/

Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

www.oglaf.com/dexterity/

Comic strip!
panel 1
some kind of angel seems angry
angel- You stand accused of crimes undermining the authority of heaven

panel 2
a man talks to the angel
man-I... sorry, me?
angel- Yes you!

panel 3
man- what are these crimes?
angel- finger-banging! How do you plead?

panel 4
man- Well I've done finger stuff but how does that undermine heaven?

panel 5
the angel shoots a hot stream of flashback out of its mouth.
Angels and do that. So can ghosts but that isn't relevant now.

panel 6
the man form before is performing finger sex on a lady
lady- right there- right there- keep going

panel 7
the lady is screaming now
land- Satan is lord!

panel 8
we pull out to see a duplicate of the man and the angel watching the sex.
man- Aw come on! She was totally like that already, it wasn't the fingering.

panel 9
the man and angel look at the room. It's decorated with pentagrams and devil skulls.

panel 10
angel- Yeah I really should have checked that sooner

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/

Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

Panel 3
woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

www.oglaf.com/surpriseparty/

comic strip!
panel 1
A woman speaks to a man
woman- Can I grab your dick when you're least expecting it? That's what I'm into

panel 2
man- Sure. But I'm kind of expecting it now

panel 3
woman- Oh, it isn't going to happen now.
It isn't going to happen soon

panel 4
woman- It will happen WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

panel 5
the man fights spiky green enemies of some sort.
he stands on a big chunk of cracked masonry.
It's what, underground? It all seems very green for some reason.

panel 6
the man looks down

panel 7
man- Still sort of expecting it

panel 8
we see that the woman has slithered up through the crack in the masonry and holds up a hand between the man's legs.

woman- Fuck's sake

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

www.oglaf.com/calculus/

Comic strip!
panel 1
a woman shouts "don't you see! Sex isn't sexy"

panel 2
a second woman says "what?"
the first woman replies "Like red isn't reddish"
They're in a marketplace but that really isn't relevant to the comic.
for the next three panels the exchange goes like this-
"sex isn't like sex- it IS sex. So Don't try to be sexy during sex - that's backward! Sexy is whatever you do while you're fucking"
Second woman replies "Why are you telling me this?"
In the next panel the women are fucking.
First woman also holds up a board for the second woman to use a ruler and compass on. Doing some kind of math perhaps.

next panel, the women are post-coital.
second woman- "so what? You're trying to make math sexy?"
first woman- "No! I'm trying to make sex mathy!"

next panel we see a curvaceous woman with graphs overlaid on her curves. There isn't enough resolution to tell whether the math is accurate.

next panel we see some people gawping at math lady's butt.
final panel one of the gawpers says "Is anyone else suddenly excited by algebra?"

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/freebird/

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/risk/

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

www.oglaf.com/settle/

Comic strip!

panel 1-
some kind of motley troubadour strums a lute
troubadour- At last, the hero we've waited for

panel 2-
man in armour strikes a heroic pose
there's text over the top in a little square box, rather than a speech bubble. This is supposed to indicate that the troubadour's song continues over the top but I'm honestly not sure if that's clear
troubadour(offscreen) - A hero who dared and strove

panel 3
hero slumps.
Troubadour pops his head in, just to make thngs clear
troubadour- Initially

panel 4-
hero sits at home drinking
troubadour(offscreen) - A hero who couldn't sustain it

panel 5-
hero slouches next to a huge dragon
troubadour(offscreen) -who puts in a distracted bare minimum

panel 6-
hero listlessly stabs dragon.

panel 7-
Dragon unexpectedly drops dead
troubadour(offscreen) -but triumphs anyway.

panel 8-
Hero strikes a heroic pose over dead dragon
troubadour(offscreen) -For no clear reason

panel 9-
a bunch of people we've never seen before hoist the hero onto their shoulders. All seem happy.
troubadour(offscreen) -a hero who is all of us

panel 10-
troubadour stands in front of the hero who's now a king.
troubadour- when all of us are shitty

panel 11-
king- your music sucks
troubadour - that's 'cause I never practice

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

www.oglaf.com/hark/

Comic strip.
Two women are talking.
They're recurring characters but shamefully we haven't given them names. I'm calling them A and B here. Those are definitely not their names.
panel 1
A- The secret to great sex is listening.

Panel 2
B- Nooo- that's a totally rubbish secret.
A- Yeah? What do you think it is then?

Panel 3
B- What if it's blood sacrifice?

Panel 4
B- By the full moon

Panel 5
B- And a conspiracy that goes all the way up to the king?

Panel 6
A frowns
B smirks

Panel 7
A's expression has softened.
B grins
A- Okay, that IS better than stupid listening

Panel 8
A and B fuck on an altar in a spooky temple on the full moon. A king watches in the distance.

Panel 9
Close-up on the king who carries a wavy knife, which is pretty much a confession you're about to do human sacrifice. King also has a bound man wearing underpants with him.

Panel 10
King- Can you do that somewhere else?
Underpants man- I don't think they're listening.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

www.oglaf.com/disengagement/

comic strip.
lots of nudity and partial nudity, but only partial because the panel borders crop it out.

panel 1-
close-up on a woman's face.
woman- Ooo yes blow that big load of cum 'cause I'm pretty bored now

panel 2
single on a man
man- Can you not mention that? It doesn't help.

panel 3
woman holds man's penis near her mouth
woman- sorry yeah squirt that dick down my throat, that temonds me I need to worm the cat.

panel 4
man- yo ucan just leave you know

panel 5
woman- really? fuck that's hot
man- off you go then

panel 6
woman- Ooo yeah I'm close baby.
Close to getting up and leaving.

panel 7
precarious-looking sex position
man- god yes what are you going to do?
woman- write some letters and stuff

panel 8
more sex.
man- that sounds...totally...mundane
woman- Yet more interesting than fucking you

panel 9
both have their mouths wide open.
man- aw fuck yessss
woman- ahww- biiig yawn

panel 10
post-coital repose

panel 11
man- remember when you could humiliate me just by calling me a little bitch?
woman- simpler times

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

www.oglaf.com/christmasspe...

Comic strip!
Panel 1
Mary is Pregnant. Joseph gestures toward her.
Joseph- You said you didn't have any rooms, but what if my wife was very very pregnant?

Panel 2
innkeeper- She wasn't ten minutes ago.

Panel 3
Mary- That's the weird thin, see, I'm pregnant to God.

Panel 4
the innkeeper just stares at Mary and Joseph

Panel 5
Innkeeper- That really doesn't seem likely.

Panel 6
Joseph seems agitated. Mary, not so much.
Joseph- I'm telling you I got cucked by the divine!
Would I admit that if it wasn't true?

Panel 7
the innkeeper glowers at the couple

Panel 8
Mary and Joseph leave in a huff.

Panel 9
three wise men arrive.
wise man- We're after some rooms.

Panel 10
Innkeeper- We're full.

Panel 11
Pull out to reveal the wise men are pregnant.

Panel 12
wise man- Did I mention we're all pregnant?

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

www.oglaf.com/insomnia/

Comic strip.

panel 1- a man lies awake in bed. He seems cross. The man is a wizard but there's really nothing to indicate that so forget I mentioned it.

Panel 2
the man stands in front of a mirror reading a book.

Panel 3
the man says 'sleep' to his reflection in the mirror.

Panel 4
the reflection slumps down, as though falling asleep. The man is still upright.

Panel 5
the reflection is asleep on the ground. The man stands looking at it.
Man- How can my reflection be asleep but not me?

Panel 6
There's a warthog standing next to the man.
Warthog- Because this is clearly a dream
Man- Of Course!

Panel 7
Warthog- Ooo! Is this a sex dream?

Panel 8
man- No, I don't think...
The man has an erection visible through his night-gown

Panel 9
The warhog's body is now that of a sexy man. Its face remains hoggish.

Panel 10
The man and the warthog have sex.

panel 11
Morning.
The man lies in bed staring

Panel 12
man- I'm not refreshed from that sleep at all. How is that even possible?

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

two pages! www.oglaf.com/toxicity/

comic strip.

panel 1- a yellow cobra says "you have discovered the wish-snake. What do you wish?"

panel 2 we see we're in a sort of pink forest and the snake is talking to a woman.
Woman- Oo! True love!
Snake- Nope

panel 3 is a close-up on the woman
Woman- What? You get a veto?

Panel 4
Snake- I'm the wish-snake, baby
Woman- Of course you are

panel 5
Woman- A golden palace?
the snake puffs out a little cloud.
Not enough that you suspect it's vaping though.
Snake- Ugh.Tacky. No.

Panel 6
Woman- In the stories, wish-granters aren't usually so judgemental.

Panel 7
Snake- Aren't usually the wish-snake.

Panel 8
Woman- True. Ummm...
Snake- Venom

Panel 9
Woman- What?
Snake- You should wish you can spit venom.

Panel 10
Woman- I don't want to spit venom
Snake- Well that's the only wish I'm offering

page two of the same comic

Panel 1
Woman- Well no wish then

Panel 2
Snake- No wish is not a wish I'm offering.

Panel 3 is just a pause

Panel 4
Woman- Can the venom be tequila or something?
Snake- Let me just check

Panel 5
The woman and snake just stand there, silent.
If this were a movie it would hold on them for like a minute in total silence.

Panel 6
Tavern. Woman sits at a counter next to a man.

Panel 7
Woman squirts yellow liquid from her mouth.
The liquid lands in some glasses.

Panel 8
Man- That's disgusting

Panel 9
Woman- I also shit chocolate mousse 'cause of a magic frog
Man- You need to stay out of the enchanted forest.

Panel 10
Woman- I know but I keep getting drunk and waking up there.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

www.oglaf.com/slutfarm/

Comic strip, titled 'slutfarm'
A man stands somewhere rural and speaks to camera.
He's a sexy farmer. We contemplated putting him in a bib and brace but decided against it.
sexy farmer- We get the hottest farm hads to ream the earth with a plow shaped like a penis
panel 2- a sexy farmhand pushes a dick-shaped plow.
sexy farmhand- It takes way longer than it needs to.
panel 3- sexy farm-hand pours liquid onto stalks of wheat in a field.
caption- the wheat gets plenty of lube
panel 4.
sexy farmer and sexy farmhand wear lingerie and wield scythes.
sexy farmer- then we reap the fuck out of it
sexy farmhand- In deeply impractical clothes
panel 5
sexy farmer holds up a loaf of bread. Sexy farmhand eats a slice.
Sexy farmer- All to make a loaf of bread that...
Sexy farmhand- ...tastes no different to regular bread
panel 6
farmer eats bread. He looks distressed.
farmhand- We were sure it was going to be erotic somehow.
panel 7
Farmer has his face in his hands. Farmhand seems contemplative.
Sexy Farmer- We're fucked. We're the non-sexy kind of fucked.
sexy farmhand- Unless we can sell pity bread.
panel 8
sexy farmer- what?
sexy farmhand- I fuck lots of people I'm not attracted to out of pity.
panel 9
Farmer holds loaf of bread up. He seems desperate. In a sexy way.
Sexy farmer- Slutfarm Bakery. Please. Do a sexy farm a favour.
sexy farmhand- Buy ten loaves and I'll fuck you.
panel 10
Farmer hugs farmhand.
sexy farmer- Thanks man. That means a lot.

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TopatoCo @topa.to · 15/06/2026

Are you familiar with the judgemental stare of a cat? Nothing quite like it, a dog would not judge me the same way a cat would. Certainly not like this particular cat, that's for sure. 🙄 🐾 Topa.to/oglaf | @oglaf.bsky.social 🐾

A graphic of an enamel pin; it is a blue cat with it's arms crossed and a very judgemental look on its face. Above it reads "JUDGEMENT". It is against an orange background with drawn images of the cat's face zoomed in.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/ruin/

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

www.oglaf.com/lolth/

Comic strip.
Panel 1- Lolth is a woman with a spider's body from the waist down. Sort of an arachno-centaur. Her human part is human-sized, spider part is enormous.
She's on top of a bed with a man in the bed.
Lolth wears a bikini top.
Lolth- It's me! Your favourite spider with tits! Have you heard that you eat five spiders a year in your sleep?
(side note- there are lots of versions of that urban myth about eating spiders. We started with eight-spiders-per-year but settled on five because we couldn't fit any more panels in)

panel 2- Close-up on Lolth
Lolth- It's true! But lemme tell you, they're not the smart spiders

we then go to a montage of spiders going into sleeping peoples' mouths.

panel 3
a spider stands on a lip, a strand of silk floating upwards from its abdomen.
spider- I'm gonna ride the updrafts!
caption- Rudy. The thrill-seeker

panel 4
A spider stands in front of a sleeping person's open mouth.
caption- Lucretia. Greedy.
spider- Apparently there's gold in their stomachs.

panel 5
a spider falls towards an open human's mouth.
spider- I'm so horny I make bad decisions.
caption- Robert. Male black widow.

panel 6
a spider stands on a sleeping person's nose.
A group of spiders hold up a dead spider, preparing to throw the spider into the person's mouth.
nose spider- We commit her body to the mouth as per her wishes.
caption- Hesta. Already dead.

panel 7
a spider dangles on a thread over an open human mouth.
caption- Neil. Thought it was a myth and went to investigate.

panel 8
montage is over, we're back with Lolth and bed guy.
Lolth- So now we've honored their sacrifice, who wants silky-milk?
Guy- What?

panel 9
lolth squirts cobwebby milk from her titty, like spider man probably does sometimes.
Lolth- Milk from my tits! It's silky and milky!

Panel 10
The man is covered in dripping cobwebs. He's horrified.
man- I don't want that.
Lolth- Nobody does. It's disgusting.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

New Oglaf www.oglaf.com/accounting/

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

A selection of classic comic prints are finally available in our @topa.to store! topa.to/oglaf

Text reads classic comic prints now available over a montage of Oglaf comic pages.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

www.oglaf.com/proverbs7/

comic strip.
first panel is all text. it says "and behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot. and subtil of heart... she caught him and kissed him and with an impudent face said unto him...I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works, with fine linens of Egypt. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon. Come let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
second panel a man talks to a woman. he wears a jacket and a cylindrical hat and has a beard. She's well, dressed like a harlot. No judgement, she's rocking the harlot chic.
man- Sorry, you've put cinnamon on your bed?
woman- and aloes and myrrh
3rd panel- man- So you're asking if I want to have sex in cinnamon?
woman- it's really not that much cinnamon.
4th panel- man- Just roll around like a pair of sex donuts
woman-(exasperated) I'll sweep up the fucking cinnamon.
5th panel- Close-up of the man
man- I mean I've always wanted to fuck a gingerbread man but this feels dumb
panel 6
the woman is leaving. she raises two middle fingers to the man.
woman- Fuck you, I'm going home.
panel 7
close-up of the man
man- Leave your spices in the kitchen. That's the lesson from this proverb.
panel 8
close-up of the woman
woman- don't waste your harlot attire on idiots. That's my take-away.
panel 9 is in heaven. Close-up of God.
God- There's no real moral to this proverb.
It should be in the book of recipes but the bible doesn't have one.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Thanks to a Patron's suggestion, you can now grab a Bone Both apron from our store! tinyurl.com/yttzypr2 If you already pre-ordered any of the shirts, just email @topa.to (topatoco@gmail.com) with your shirt order number and they'll refund the shipping for the apron.

Text reads Bone Broth Apron! By Demand! Image of two grey aprons with graphic of skeleton in a spa asking "who wants bone broth?"

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

www.oglaf.com/rubsalt/

comic strip: rub that salt.
panel 1- a man reclines in bed. A standing woman says "you have disappointed your last lover"
panel 2- the woma says "I throw salt upon your cock to curse it! May it never rise again!
panel 3- she throws salt onto his dick. She has the salt in a little pouch, which seems quite nicely put together.
panel 4- man- "and that's just regular salt?" woman "nooo, special curse salt"
panel 5- a close-up of the woman sayign "smoked over twigs from a hanging tree"
panel 6- man's head in the foreground, woman raises her eyes to the heavens and says "buried on the full moon at midnight"
panel 7- both look at the man's flaccid penis.
panel 8- both look at the man's erect penis. This panel is really just a copy-paste of the previous with a stiff cock drawn over it.
panel 8- woman- To be honest, I buried it early 'cause I had some stuff on.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

www.oglaf.com/hexxy/

a woman is cursed to be a frog. No wait, the other way around. Anyhow there's enchantment and boobs. Turning fairy tales into something that makes sense is Disney's problem.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

New Bone Broth and Judgement Cat t-shirts up for pre-order at our @topa.to store now! topa.to/oglaf

navy t-shirt with a white angry cartoon cat, and a green t-shirt with a skeleton in a spa bath asking if anyone wants bone broth.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

www.oglaf.com/urge/

it's basically 'Wanderer above the Sea of Fog' but if he had an erection.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

New Oglaf: oglaf.com/halt/

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

www.oglaf.com/cryptwear/

the new season's crypt-crawling fashions are fun and flirty like every other season. I mean one day maybe we'll go for protection or something but that seems neither fun nor flirty.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

oglaf.com/beetroot/

talk of stain removal leads to war but with some steps left out.
Sometimes it feels like this stuff isn't under your control.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

www.oglaf.com/papercuts/

a book with 'great titties' written on the cover turns out to be full of teeth and mauls a man.
In some ways, though, you want a little danger in your literature.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

www.oglaf.com/sparkle-and-...

Serving girl goes to party, acquires trophy prince.
I mean, other stuff happens but that's the gist.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

www.oglaf.com/brass/

a man rubs, a lamp, as people so often do. It's a pervert lamp, though, so it gets no cleaner from the polishing.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

www.oglaf.com/lovebandits/

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/z-spot/

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

www.patreon.com/posts/152364...

an ultrasound image of a frankly pretty unsound baby

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

www.oglaf.com/pamphlets/

a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

www.oglaf.com/zzz/

the Sandman comes in a window to distribute dreams.
That sees like a weird job.

Reposted by Oglaf

Doug Bayne @rattleplank.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

If dogs could read, I bet they'd choose not to. Dog representation is pretty shitty in books.

Reposted by Oglaf

Doug Bayne @rattleplank.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

“Astronaut” is ancient Greek for “Star Sailor” But sadly that’s all we know about the ancient Greek space program.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/bitesnstings/

Bites and Stings

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Anyone in Adelaide? We're doing a comedy show at Fringe. Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks. Come and say hi! adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

flyer for a comedy show. A chicken fries an egg under the text 'only God can Judge me'

Reposted by Oglaf

Doug Bayne @rattleplank.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Did anyone see the big game? I didn’t. Just a bunch of people running around. If they’re not going to release big game onto the field, they shouldn’t call it that.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

www.oglaf.com/britches/

a pants-smuggler commits illegal acts. As they do.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

www.oglaf.com/bitpart/

Using non-union extras in your sex fantasies can lead to exploitation.
Maybe you're into that though.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

www.oglaf.com/ear-nose-thr...

little sexy guys do Aural. as in sex with earholes. Can't imagine that sounds great.

Reposted by Oglaf

Doug Bayne @rattleplank.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

He died surrounded by loved ones, assuming he loved wolves.

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

www.oglaf.com/mancy/

the future arrives, which ought to calm uncertainty but somehow we always manage to generate more.
A king consults an oracle and gets called a dickbag.