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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 16h
Sticky toffee pudding winter fog is gonna be my winter drink I think. It's so comforting.
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 19h
JUST POSTED: Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff have pushed a multibillion oil deal with Russia as part of peace talks that will bring profits to their family business partners. A new front for Trump-era conflicts of interest. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
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U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies (Gift Article)
President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah so this sounds a bit sus. Have UAE been lobbying the Portuguese government for this I wonder? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Rui Pinto: Hacker who released Man City documents fears for life as he prepares to lose witness protection
Portuguese computer hacker who released documents which helped trigger the Premier League investigation into Manchester City set to lose his witness protection despite fears for his life.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ghost Death Star just in time for Halloween.
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disability doesn’t care how old you are. Specialist food is no cheaper if you’re 19. Employers don’t lose their prejudice if you’re 21. This is blatant intergenerational inequality from Labour. Younger disabled people of all severities deserve better. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Key disability benefit for young people may be axed under major welfare changes
Exclusive: Plan under discussion involves intensive support to help young people into employment
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Colour me shocked. 🤬
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Captain Marat Mambetov of Ukraine’s 40th Tactical Aviation Brigade “The Ghost of Kyiv.” Gone into the skies forever on a combat mission today.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fascinates (and horrifies obviously) when you find a huge spider at this time of year and it's missing legs. Like what the hell happened to you spider dude? Did you have a huge battle with something to get here? Did you get stuck and lose your limb like that mountaineering guy?
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Came across The Pasta Queen on YouTube and like is she Italy's version of Nigella Lawson?
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s appointing the “weirdo, beardo, and fatty” he just banned from the military.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula TBH, not hugely keen on vampires without fangs. Ok, it worked in The Hunger, but it's a bit naff really.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So are the other City Football Group clubs going to be looked at by their respective football authorities? Seems pretty implausible to me that they haven't used the same approach at their other clubs.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda want the new Behringer BCR32, their update on the BCR2000 with the Zaquencer. Looks quite good fun.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Comment from me: Russia is failing but it still has a lot of capacity to make life unbearable for Ukrainians and be a serious threat to Europe. Support for Ukraine must be proactive, not reactive.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought that was Ed Davey.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Making a pistachio korma this evening. In the past I tried making it with fresh(ish) pistachio nuts, but the amount of work it took to process them and the disappointing taste and colour (a yucky yellow-brown) put me off trying it again. So this time, I'm using Pisti pistachio cream which is GREEN.
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The Ukrainian Review @theukrainianreview.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Academy of Sciences in Kyiv 🙏🇺🇦
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Veteran FBI agents regretting asking the new hires what they got up to at the weekend.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More nice perfectly normal behaviour from the country Donald Trump assures us really wants peace in their failed genocidal war of conquest.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw a car number plate earlier B9RG U and honestly, is that meant to be a Star Trek reference? Is this what the Borg would do if they had a Range Rover not a giant metal cube thing? Surely something like AS5 LM8 would be more appropriate for a Borg?
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Being run over by pitch roller was 'terrifying'" - Well now you know how the grass feels Andros. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Andros Townsend: Being run over by pitch roller was 'terrifying'
Townsend says he was lucky to only escape from under the roller with a few "bumps and bruises".
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why the fuck is Sky News reporting on the Russian elections like they're normal democratic elections? The result is fixed. You can't be reporting that the governing party seems to be doing quite well in a dictatorship. Oh really, voters are rewarding Putin for war and economic ruin are they? Chumps
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Veronica Anrathi @disarmonia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did Oleshky ever make it into international news at any point? Like, at least once or twice? I have to make it very clear to everyone who reads me: RUSSIANS ARE CURRENTLY STARVING PEOPLE TO DEATH in occupied Kherson Oblast, as in EVERYONE who is still left in Oleshky. And it's not on your news.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JFC. STOP putting weird shit in your espresso basket you fucking freaks. You're making coffee, not fucking salsa. www.youtube.com/shorts/l2nAo...
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What happens if you make espresso with pinto beans?
YouTube video by Kelly Coffee
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching the Netflix Korean Ghost Whisperer show, "Spooky in Love", which is entertaining just for the facial expressions Park Eun-bin pulls.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somebody in Nato, Denmark or Greenland seems to have spotted that telling Trump he can have an enormous victory + then offering him the status quo of the last 25-50-75 years is an off-ramp
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So this is quite good. I think this is meant to be essentially a relaunch/resurrection of Boom Boom Satellites via the successor band The Spellbound. Sounds very BBS anyway. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAOB...
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THE SPELLBOUND×BOOM BOOM SATELLITES 「Brand New Drive」
YouTube video by BOOM BOOM SATELLITES Official YouTube Channel
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok so is this a Palantir (not the company) or a xenomorph egg?
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, Rathnayake bowls left *and* right arm, in the same over? That's nuts man.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Murder Kitten!
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So Taylor Sheridan's Lioness program has decided to make Ukraine the bad guy rather than Russia, Iran etc. Figures given he's a MAGA piece of shit.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why does this photo of Noah Kahan (I have no idea who that is) remind me of renaissance paintings of Jesus?
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Huge fucking spider in the sink. *sigh* I guess we've reached that time of year again. Oh joy.
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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
'He does not see the moon; he observes only her vast properties, feeling the queer light on his hands, neither warm nor cold, of a temperature impossible to record in thermometers'. - Elizabeth Bishop, The Man-Moth #PoetrySky #PlanetSci
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The Man-Moth
It lies at his feet like a circle for a doll to stand on, and he makes an inverted pin, the point magnetized to the moon. He does not see the moon; he…
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And yet Russian lapdogs Kushner and Witkoff insist Ukraine must surrender brand new territories to Russia to secure a ceasefire!
united24media.com
Ukraine Wipes Out Nearly All of Russia’s 2026 Territorial Gains, ISW Says
The Institute for the Study of War reports Ukraine has largely erased Russia's territorial gains since March 2026, shifting the battlefield initiative.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Should have played it night and given the kids he abused a break.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unusual remark for an orange man
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ok, so Dark Matter is sooo fucking confusing. SE2EP3, is the Blair Daniela-1 met in the No-Moon-Landing world Blair-2, the one who was the first explorer in the Box? Her comments sounded like she might be. And which Jason in Jason-1's world is the one with the CIA? Assumed it was Jason-2, handed...
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dudes are putting up scaffolding outside my window and now I'm just waiting for a pole to come smashing through my window because I imagine that sort of thing happens right?
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On the advice of a youtube video, I made my v60 coffee this morning using a much courser grind than usual (7 compared to 5 on a Fellow Ode Gen 2) and despite this being fairly bland coffee...it's actually quite ok. I am shook and now feel like I understand NOTHING.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 10/09/2026
⚡️ Western special forces veterans allegedly trained Russian military personnel in Europe, according to intelligence documents obtained by The Telegraph. 🧵 1/11 ⬇️
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Hurrah for the Black Shorts".
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They say this just after meeting Witkoff and Kushner. Do the math.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Canada is Middle Earth.
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He's desperate to rename it Space Service for the initials isn't he?
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Church of the Infinite Coil
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