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HoboSpider

@hobospider.bsky.social
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Quittin' time every time Canananadian

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SaigaDOS @saigados.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
resident coward
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI data center ?
I’d rather be at the gay guy dating center
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Watch It Played @watchitplayed.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And… that’s the:
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Krispy @feathernotes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fellow Canadians! Fuck AI data Centres, eh? Sign this petition and tell them NO! action.eko.org/a/mark-carne...
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You're telling me a Peter built this truck?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial
Screenshot from the Nintendo website -

Intense Space Combat: Hop into your Arwing, a high-performance aerospace fighter, and use laser blasts to take down opposing forces. You can also brake in mid-air to get enemies off your tail (no pun intended), and, of course, pull off barrel rolls to defend against incoming fire.

Protection Against Perverse Enjoyment: The animal characters are not intended to provide sexual gratification. The Switch 2 console will shut down if it detects that the player is becoming aroused.
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
enigma of amigara fault #lego
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. #ntbts
Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a poster design featuring Matt Johnson, director, in the foreground, as he looks on at his three fictional movie roles: Matt Johnson in The Dirties, Matt Johnson in Operation Avalanche, and Matt Johnson in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. Each one is backed by their respective movie credit. The cord from NTBTSTM winds through the entire composition, tying them all together.
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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 02/02/2026
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
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Disco @discosaurus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
Kid in a hat and backpack, maybe 5, getting detained
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ガスうら @gus-uur.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Sajan @planetsmudge.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
sasquatch diaries Jan 4th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
Sasquatch looks up at the united states flag on a pole. Caption reads: 'I have been gifted a fresh towel for my hole'
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/12/2025
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The worse you do on a driver’s test the smaller they should make your car
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/06/2025
oomf just sent this to me "this made me think of you" please enjoy
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My pretentious but effective method for finding interesting movies
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/05/2025
me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The future history of now will include something along the lines of "social media put billions of people worldwide in the same room together for the first time in history and it drove them absolutely insane"
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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
HELLLLOOOOOO Lies of P soundtrack on vinyl
Photo of three records all laid out on the floor with their tri-panel slipcase. Two records are black and one is gold. Artwork on the slipcase shows a big illustration of most of the bosses from the game, and an insert sheet has blue-tinted artwork of a hand holding a stopwatch.Selfie of me holding up the gold record. The label in the middle has a Alphonse Mucha inspired drawing of a woman with flowers and the word Quixotic.
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Dark matter, which constitutes 85% of the universe, might be your mom
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON REEPIN SOME SEEDS OF WHAT THEY PLANTED , IF YOU WANT TO HARVEST AT THE END OF THE YEAR YOU MUST PLANT IN THE BEGINNING OFF IT, AND NO LASTING FULFILMENT EVER CAME FROM PURCHASING SHYT ON LINE, EXCEPT FOR COOL TSHRITS AND OTHER WORK'S OF ART, OR DRUG'S, DA FREINDS YOU MAKE ON YOUR PHONE ARE FREE, NO TIME SPENT ENJOYED IS WASTED, MONEY IS WASTED ON THE WEALTHEY, WE WILL WIN DA BATTLE AGAINST THE OLIGARCHY, JUST NOT AS SOON AS WE WANT AND NOT AS EASILY AS WE LIKE - AS DA LEGENDARY SUN TZU ONCE SAID "IF YOU WANT TO WIN A WAR TRY TO VANQUISH YOUR ENEMYS" ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "DONT BUY ANYTHING TOMORROW,  DONT BUY ANYTHING NEXT WEEK, DONT BUY ANYTHING NEXT MONTH, DONT BUY ANYTHING NEXT YEAR, THE ONLY THINGS YOU NEED ARE ART & DRUGS, YOUR LOCAL ARTIST HAS BOTH " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND STAY AWAY FROM PILL'S, I AINT A COP BUT ALL DA GOOD SHIT GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND ANY WAY,,,- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Woosh
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SassyMetisChick @sassymetischick.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/12/2024
Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Most competent police officer
Andy from Twin Peaks
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Book cover for the novelization of AMADEUS, cover text reads:

DID YOU FOR REAL JUST BREAK MY GARFIELD COLLECTOR'S
MUG FROM MCDONALD'S?

A TRAGEDY BY
SADDENED FREN

THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MUG
SO MANY GOOD TIMES HAVING A DRINK ALL GONE NOW
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Get back to your roots. Remember why you started posting in the first place: because you have a disease
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