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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My brother just told me about "decompiling" and how you can now play bootleg GTA 5 on a PC. Its making me worried we may get GTA 6 before we get GTA 6.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I would like to add the word "wurse" to my vocabulary. Because a man purse is a "murse" and "purse", being the original term, should be the gender neutral term. So we need the word "wurse" to describe a distinctly feminine purse.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Kinda crazy to brutalize protesters in the country that popularized the use of the guillotine.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I may not always be rootin'. But I can pretty much guarantee you I will be tootin'.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sometimes I kind of hope my phone camera is spying on me so the corporate overlords can see the involuntary look of disgust on my face every time I'm presented with an uncanny valley fuckass AI ad.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

They have ads before live concerts now. Cool stuff. 👍

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Should I buy a drink at this concert? N/N?

Sign for absolut vodka cocktails in a can. Multiple flavours. Each one costs thirty seven dollars.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I want Iran to have a nuclear weapon if only because it would probably make Marco Rubio cry.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Crazy house fire next to Woodbine Station in Toronto tonight. I counted at least 7 fire trucks. They put it out pretty fast.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Anyone else eating shredded cheese right out the bag with their fingers rn?

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Albertans are crying (CRYING I tell you) because gas prices went up. "Why are we paying so much when we have so much oil?" It's an unprecedented opportunity to pull dumbass Albertans away from their capitalist programming, but I'm pretty much certain the Alberta NDP will fumble the ball like Daria.

static.klipy.com

Daria and Friends Playing Volleyball

ALT: Daria and Friends Playing Volleyball

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

media.tenor.com

three cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one has a belt around his waist

ALT: three cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one has a belt around his waist

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

We have water cars (boats) and water motorcycles (sea-doos), so when are we getting water e-scooters?

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The more time passes, the more I'm convinced that leaving the primordial soup was a mistake.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

An epic tale of rivalry in one Google maps screenshot.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Having worked several reception jobs, I estimate that 60-70% of cold callers take a "do you even know who I am?" attitude with front desk staff. Does this actually work on anyone? I don't know who you are, and if I can't figure it out I'm not wasting a manager or director's time with your message.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I feel a little bad for the private land owners, but when you buy stolen property there's a risk that the rightful owners are going to want it back. The Cowichan leaders are correct that the private title-holders need to take up their issues with the provincial government. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

cbc.ca

Homeowners, First Nation still at odds as contentious B.C. land claim heads back to court | CBC News

B.C. is in "untested waters" according to one lawyer after a trial, with evidence spanning centuries, granted Aboriginal title to some privately held land in B.C. The decision has stirred divisive deb...

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Marco Rubio? More like Marco Boobio, yaknow what I'm sayin?

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Charge all your devices at work to save on your electricity bill! Follow me for more financial tips.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Apparently Elon Musk has said that money can't buy happiness. And I hope someone tells him that money CAN buy happiness if you choose to spend it on happiness, but he chose to spend his on developing a ketamine dependency instead.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

WARNING: A Trump company is going to manage TikTok in the U.S. Up until now, TikTok has merely been regime-friendly media. Going forward it's going to be straight-up regime-media. Only take news from accounts you already know and trust. Double and triple check everything you hear on TikTok.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I love when I click on an article promising their advice can help you save for retirement quickly, and then their advice is to earn $1000 more per month. Really top quality stuff.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I hope Lindsay Graham trips and falls into a pond full of algae and duck poop.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Tired: Bush did 9/11 to justify the Iraq war. Wired: Trump did 9/11 to make Trump Tower the tallest building on Wall Street.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Its pretty ironic for Trump to say that Somalia stinks when he famously comes from a city that famously smells like peepee (no hate to NYC, I love that city, but it does smell like peepee).

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Giving human names to hurricanes was a diabolical choice. I just saw a headline saying "Melissa's threat to Jamaica grows" and for a second I was like "omg who is Melissa, what did Jamaica do?" like low-key worried there's some insane Trump staffer I hadnt heard of starting international beef.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Not BSKY using Jerry as an example post 😭

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

My headcanon is that David Duke actually died 15 years ago, was embalmed and entombed for a year or two, then suddenly remembered he was late for a KKK meeting, got up, and let himself out. Bro looks like he's coated in crypt dust at all times. Like he will crumble in your hands if you grab him.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

For anyone wondering how the #senate and #house voted, here you go. Senate: www.senate.gov/legislative/... House: clerk.house.gov/Votes/202519...

senate.gov

U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I know it's a bit weird to film other people's pets without asking but he was so cute and working so hard, and his human was nowhere in sight to ask permission. I wonder what his name is.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Currently listening to Spice Girls - Spice to drown out the haters.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Congratulations to Pierre Poilievre! So happy for him this morning 👏

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Imagine if we had decided to call airports "plane stations" instead.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Me: what the dog doing? (Opens pet camera app) Me: oh.

A miniature pinscher dog laying on a rug in front of an apartment door. She is surrounded by various shoes and random debris.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The way these suggested posts were shown next to each other males it look like he's waving with a tiny hand.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Bsky feeding me these two posts one after the other is 😘👌

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

If you ever feel useless just know you'll never be as useless as the Toronto transit cops on the same subway platform as me who are standing right in front of the gate, watching people use their card/phone to pay and trigger the gate to open, and then demanding to see their proof of purchase.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I recently learned that apparently JD Vance can ski? I had no idea haunted mannequins could do that. The evil wizard who cast the spell that brought Vance to life must be very skilled indeed.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Wow gonna stop posting trash for a sec because I tried finding a simple explanation of executive orders for a friend and discovered that a simple explanation doesn't exist. Joe Buddy with his half assed high school diploma would not understand most of these "beginner" explanations. Wtf?

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Pitch for a new product: doc martens x heelys

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I dont know what to do with my elbows

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Does anyone else ever get that slightly itchy feeling in their eyes when they're sleepy? Because my entire face feels like that right now, including my teeth.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Looks like I'm back on my bullshit (buying two iced lattes per day)

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I am embarking on a journey to convince my family to leave Facebook. Please send thoughts and prayers. 💃💃💃💃💃

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The people who say natural disasters are God expressing anger about gay rights and abortion are going to have to reckon with the weeks of horrible natural disasters leading up to Trump's inauguration 👁👁 I don't personally know any of these people but I hope those who do arent letting them ignore it.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Can the rest of the world collectively agree to refuse to call it "The Gulf Of America"? That name actually makes a lot of sense since it includes many coastlines of North and Central America but the person who suggested it, and his reasons, make me want to be petty about it and refuse to comply.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

It's really hard to actually play Katamari Damacy Reroll and not just let the opening song play over and over.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

In Saskatchewan, even the clouds are flat.

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suchnothing @suchnothing.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Just saw an ad from Enbridge saying "why wear ugly sweaters to stay warm? Get our smart thermostat. " It really feels like they didn't read the room. Like, at all.

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