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Jug-hootin’ Oaf

@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
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Temporarily embarrassed holy fool Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R) Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick. Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner (He/him)

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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 13h
It's not called fucking hot dog helper, now is it
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 16h
One thing about MAGA is they get off on hearing foreigners talk shit about america. Want to chill them to the bone? Express sincere concern for them and their country, genuine pity. It'll piss them off so much
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The right person telling someone off at the right time gets results, some people can still be shamed
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TNG was the first Trek I got into, the one I grew up with (+to a lesser extent DS9). Happy anniversary to an all timer of a show and salutes to Trek, arguably the original fandom in many ways
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads check
An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place. 
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's such a crazy frog and these people would have us believe that they are too cool for such a frog. Ludicrous! Preposterous! Execrable lies!
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 27/09/2026
Junipers, Lake Tenaya Sierra Nevada Edward Weston, 1940
old and twisted trees in front of a lake and hills
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking recommendations on drifting-off-to-sleep music at this time
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❌👑 Bernadette🫘🟧💙🐈‍⬛ @vintageknits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pulling up to my next job interview blasting this on a bluetooth speaker. Gotta establish dominance early youtu.be/40a5UNO5T44
youtu.be
Wu-Tang Clan - Reunited (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rancid Rahm also must not be allowed to become president
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KFC family meal biscuits sides, 12 pcs extra crispy. Whatever you do, do NOT share with the proctor. Not even in response to a request.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like watching an irl "the ages of man" picture that's called "the ages of douchebag"
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get in the zone
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Putting the chrysler back in chrysmas
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I already weighed in on the iced coffee thing two days ago, yall are slow
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been noticing actually young people on here sometimes? (Midwesternly) I dont know about that
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh just fuckin great
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ive been asked to stop saying the name "Tucker Wetmore" and also absolutely forbidden from further speculation about snot in Tucker Wetmore's moustache
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I coulda had a tucker wetmore mustache but alas my wife was not into it
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First Macklemore is doing something i gotta give him credit for, and now, this
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greasy Gavin must not be allowed to become president
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man: Waiter, this soup is cold Waiter: It’s Gaspacho Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The package for these scar strips talks all about how you can take them off and rinse them and reapply until it's not sticky anymore. Buddy, it came out of the wrapper not sticky. Maybe we should set some more realistic goals?
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Alex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People are hiding at home, afraid to go outside and encounter ICE. They're struggling to find food and holding kids out of school, as friends and family are disappeared in bunches. This is now the reality of daily life across the U.S., and I took a snapshot of what it looks like in one community:
boltsmag.org
“We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - Bolts
Frederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impo...
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The papal General Audience was the original Springer's Final Thought
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wikipedia anti vandal task force working harder on these cases than the fbi does on theirs
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just saw a commercial with a couple jetskiing turquoise tropical seas. It was a commercial for Aer Lingus, which I found a bit confusing.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok quick time to figure out who it was what needed the bestiality rules changed
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Putting the Christ back in pyjamas
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean i do think asking for a paper application via snail mail is a version of this idea that doesn't degenerate instantly into buying jobs. The cost of postage is negligible unless you're spamming applications.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finance guys, this is the time to start looking for that bigger fool to stick with the bag and gtfo if you don't want to get caught. You will want to avoid getting caught. People are pretty pissed!
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Greasy Gavin must not be allowed to run for president
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So my wife and I were at the library and one book we encountered was "the Bhagavad Gita: a Walkthrough for Westerners" and I'm envisioning now a whole series, but I guess the "...for Dummies" books already exist
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listening to Morphine. This is another band I didn't used to "get". Does this mean middle aged man disease is progressing?
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this even a fake comparison? WinRAR does make a product with a proven application, unlike OpenAI
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(They target heavy AI users)
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Ciega, sordomuda" but the lyrics are now about Selma Bouvier's iguana, Jub Jub
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This sommer doth marke rthirty yeares of Elton John voice "Can you feel my butt tonight"
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chili con Kearny
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sumperman, whose superpowers fluctuate with the height and other attributes of the water table
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thieves *will* be hesitant to touch it as long as you make it look used
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know, at one time, the stereotype used to be that republicans were more intellectual and logical about policy and in their argumentation, and the democrats made more emotional appeals. By sometime in the GW Bush admin, this had changed but republicans were still acting smug about being the
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everybody on bluesky loves Mao but I'm not afraid to say he was bad even though the mob will pillory me for it! [below this post: roughly 100 replies that are variations of "Mao Zedong was an evil bad man" and exactly zero disagreeing with the OPs thesis]
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All I can predict confidently is that, if I came to own one of these, I'd be absolutely insufferable on days I took it to the car wash
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know where the practice of backing in originated? Coplore.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A list of things all democrat candidates who are serious about winning should do, regardless of their region or the type of race they are running or even their ideological faction: 1. Do not, under any circumstances, listen to any democrat party advisers or consultants!!!
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love watching the concern trolls work, "Gee, we're just concerned about the possibility people will accuse Obama of not being born in USA, we know it's not true, but it's a potent attack ." "They might try to use trans kids in sports as a wedge issue" "What if ppl attack AES about this streamer"
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