@eggbag.bsky.social · 6hDo you ever do something so boring that you feel weird for the rest of the day 141
Reposted by Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s very depressing that virtually no one in America will ever discover or create anything significant ever again. Only the children of billionaires will be able to pursue the arts and non-applied sciences. I can’t see why they’d bother. 321545
Reposted by Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026no one has ever told me anything about the blossom kite shield in my entire life. 5594
Reposted by caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1 672393309
Reposted by lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This to me is BlueSkyism 421741147
@eggbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He inherited a vape shop from his father. That's REALLY how he became a ten-thousandiare 000
@eggbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This looks like a Hitman mission where you have to kill a guy named Miles Sparks 040
@eggbag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thinking about the alt-metal song I heard on the radio with the verse "Left wing, right wing, libtard, racist" 010
@eggbag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had a dream that I was trapped on an island with beautiful women that ended in me having to defeat a swamp monster 030
@eggbag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hello again, just following up to see if you have unfortunately passed away. Let me know whenever you can. Thanks, 010
@eggbag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've never won a brand new car. That's just how unlucky I am. That's how much God hates me 010
Reposted by fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026happy john coltrane centenary. i remember bringing this one home from gamestop. 429172
@eggbag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well it was a good runusatoday.comPresident Trump plans to attend Texas-Tennessee football game SaturdayPresident Donald Trump is expected to attend Saturday's Texas-Tennessee showdown, adding even more intrigue to a top-15 matchup. 120
@eggbag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Critics and audiences agree! Gal Gadot's The Runner is "Labubu Rizz" 020
Reposted by morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You come to me in such ratty attire and expect me to talk? Go away. 03213
@eggbag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We were subject to a Hansel and Gretel rock opera in elementary school 010
Reposted by Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814243716
Reposted by Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more 249974
Reposted by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026It's almost amateur vegetable sculptor season. 1139459
Reposted by morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Master was right to discipline us. We are foolish. 0201
Reposted by morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 19/09/2026i am making an actionable threat against the actress, tilly norwood, who i have an active plan to murder 2227832
Reposted by gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80168975708
Reposted by Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There will always be a Sprite at SCCA events! bringatrailer.com/listing/1960-aust… 0112
@eggbag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump in an Aaron Rupar clip: "I invented swimming. It's true. When I wiggled my pretty fingers they made the rocks grow water wings and fly through the salt-sweet muck" The replies: "Typical villain.... mad with power... there's no hope left for us..." 030
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
