old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In the uncensored cut of the Nookie video they actually show her sticking that cookie up her yeah 000
Reposted by old kenfucky shartPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I dunno, guys. Give kids a meal every day, you make them soft and dependent. Give kids a weapon dropped from the skies and make them fight each other to the death, you end up not having to feed most of them. Win win. 4291
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Democrats know throwing trans people under the bus is costing them votes. That’s why they’re doing it. 020
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So nice to see a woke medieval weapons enthusiast after being burned by Shad. 041
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Either people didn’t see this or didn’t get it but it’s fucking great 120
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Imagine you’re the dude from Hoobastank and people are always going up to you and saying “Oh my god, you’re Hoobastank” and you have to explain to them again and again and again that your name is Doug Robb and the name of the fucking band is Hoobastank. Gotta be exhausting. 010
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old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The over/under on whether or not an 11’s gonna be a good time is 8 010
Reposted by old kenfucky shartbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026charles entertainment kirk 07816
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy Dead Fascist Day to all who celebrate 000
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Someone should write a song about a fuck shoppe 000
Reposted by old kenfucky shartJames Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I'm a professional writer. Of course I can improvise a story for your kids. "Once upon a time... in the west, a, uh... madman lost his damn mind in the west..." 012
Reposted by old kenfucky shartStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/09/2026*guy whose wallet is getting inspected* wallet inspection will actually change what it means to be human 3916101
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There’s a comic integrity/sell out spectrum with Calvin and Hobbes on one end, Garfield on the other, and Peanuts smack dab in the center. 000
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Jennifer Love Hewitt is in this? Shiiiiiiit, they shoulda called this movie “Garfield: A Tale of Big Titties” 110
Reposted by old kenfucky sharta real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Being a liberal is ultimately looking 1000 poor people in the face you agree with and saying it’s too bad we can’t actually implement any of that, on account of it wouldn’t be fair to this Nazi, who I hate, but is my colleague 010524
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Book em, Danno” Danno flies in from offscreen, cracking the perp’s skull open with a big ass law book. Blood pools on the sand. Jack Lord laughs; it’s just another day in Hawaii Five-O. 000
Reposted by old kenfucky shartRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hi everyone Antony Antano The Internet’s Busiest Ant here with a review of the ringpop i just found abandoned in a field 436646
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Trying to get the kids into Star Wars again. C3P0 vapes now. Chewbacca twerks. 020
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Mitch McConnell be all “slow and steady wins the racism” 011
Reposted by old kenfucky shartZ. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 02/09/2026"The $1.25 Man" Dollar TreeBiase 182
Reposted by old kenfucky shartalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"Martha Washington is spinning in her grave" yeah from all the farts 3204
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I found your mom’s alma materneoencyclopedia.fandom.comSuk SchoolTemplate:Afd-mergeto The Suk School is a prominent medical school in the fictional Dune universe created by Frank Herbert. Its doctors are the universe's most competent and trusted; those who have rec... 110
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dolly Parton died? This was about your mom 000
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just watched The Breeders play “Off You” live and it was a religious experience 000
Reposted by old kenfucky shartDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026dolly parton died of big natural causes 382298306
Reposted by old kenfucky shartthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this 774132329
Reposted by old kenfucky shartSpookbar & Death @borgmamel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026BIN LADEN: all right boys... the plan is to do a 9/11 on 'em. 1363
Reposted by old kenfucky shartPat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 21/08/2026Any sandwich could be a BLT if you can't read. 1163
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Nancy Pelosi wit dem heavy hangers #NeverForget 010
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Miss Piggy throwing it back, Kermit’s doing the screaming and flailing his arms thing; he’s losing it 041
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Did Skeeter die or does she just not fuck with the muppets no more? 000
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Blocked someone because they said they hated The Princess Bride. Don’t need that kinda negativity in my life. 020
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Cyber truck like the opposite of the apple car from busy town 010
Reposted by old kenfucky shartKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Every day you read two headlines, one like "Trump orders U.S. Aircraft Carrier to get him Chik-fil-a" and one like "Hakeem Jeffries: We Must Be Very Cautious in the Way We Consider Speaking About Methods of Bringing About Incremental Change to U.S. Tax Code" 182147390
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It’s a small comfort that they used “Fatal Plus” presumingly as a safeguard against a future Pet Cemetery scenario 010
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The best thing about putting your dog to sleep is nothing. It sucks. Fuck. 000
