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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting a cold and complaining to the manager of yoghurt.
A 2 star review from "a Tesco customer" entitled "disappointed": I've tried this and the fruit flavour ones over time and they taste good. As I've been consuming them for several months I was expecting them to boost my immune system over winter however this has to be the worst cold I have had in years, despite eating a varied, healthy diet as well.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man walks into a bar it doesn't have any fire escapes it was a lesbian bar
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am at risk for this kind of cringe, because I hate it for obvious reasons but I do find it kinda cute. Like I've got about ten years left in me before whatever's Minions then takes me over like a brain eating fungus.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of those times you hope you don't have to confirm stuff with the bank. "Says here you've bought... lesbians?"
Screenshot of text reading:
This charge will appear on your statement as backerkit.com lesbians.
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蟹のオーパーツ @kaniopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5枚以上でカルーセル表示になったみたいなので実験
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not saying times are tough but Pumpkin has taken a job doing roadworks #proofofcat
A tabby and white cat with a bright green hi-vis collar.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The village funday/funnight has hired an oompah band and you can hear it from our house. Just heard: "OGGY OGGY OGGY" (pause for oi oi oi) "OOMPAH OOMPAH OOMPAH" (pause for?????)
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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cueva de los Manos Paleolithic art lingers with me. The earliest prints are nearly 9000 yrs old Some of the hands are adults. Some are childrens. Some have missing fingers that could have injury, or a form of sign language as some suggest Looking at them long enough brings me a sense of oneness
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/09/2026
So Emma Woodhouse is a pretty girl who is pretty smart, pretty rich, and pretty much has no problems whatsoever. We’re off to a roaring start.
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We’re allowed to ask for birthday reposts, right? Happy birthday to me, help out an artist trying to get their career in a better place and maybe get some more book covers before they turn 40, I got one year left!
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
739) Transformerbot. A robot that, through cunning use of hinges and joints, transforms seamlessly into a toy truck.
Four numbered pictures showing the steps of a transformation sequence. In the first, an ovoid robot with banded arms and legs stands with its hands raised up to either side of its face. In the next it's on its knees, in the next it's tipped over onto its face and then, finally, an Optimus Prime-style truck and trailer just takes the robot's place.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've seen so many different people highlighting so many different wonderful things Dolly did. One of a kind.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Even more Massive than last time Attack.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hate how this kind of debate makes us all do a weird kayfabe. You know and I know and we all fucking know that the help is already differentiated. Both sides are acting like this isn't true, and I am too "neurodiverse" to keep this shit up.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So glad the pictures are down in such a way that all I can see is that horribly sunburned man in his pants on the Kathleen Stock article that's going around.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My phone just sent an emergency alert, entirely in Welsh, which i struggle to read even when I've not got an alarm blaring at me, and it was just "don't light fires" basically.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The same picture of a calico cat leaning over an ATM as in the quote post but I have badly shopped it so it now says CAT instead of ATM.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Taking her home and renaming her Melissa.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The guy has disabled quote posts, but the thing is that "what has got better over the past 40 years" is a weird question because some things have got worse over the past few years but are still better than they were 40 years ago.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lynda Barry's comic
A 4 panel comic. An adult and child are stood by a fancy framed picture reminiscent of Mary and the baby Jesus.
Panel 1: Adult "I'm not sure how to look at art" Child: "What's sposta happen?"
Panel 2: Adult "Something big. A revelation. Suddenly you just understand."
Panel 3: Adult "not sure how to make it happen" Child "how bout lift me up so I can see better?"
Panel 4: The child is in the adult's arms looking stunned as they realise they are mirroring the pose in the painting.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
THEY TALKED TO THE COMPUTER IN STAR TREK BEACUSE ITS A *TV SHOW* AND YOU CANT HEAR WHAT SOMEONE IS TYPING NOT BEACUSE IT IS GOOD UX
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hehehe so angy
A picrew cartoon of a brushbuddy from witch hat atelier. It's a cream, black and brown weasel like creature wearing a hat and a bow. Hearts are emanating from it, and it has its tail wrapped around an old fashioned own on a stand. It is ruining a drawn spell with its inky little feets and has a very angry eyebrows expression.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I actually do think it's very important to be willing and able to question experts. And I know why people have an instinctive reaction to that, because it requires a lot of nuance, but... a chiropractor is an expert in chiropractic. You should hold your skepticism lightly but you should hold it.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm currently doing a maths course, I wish this wasn't the vibe but it's the vibe.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Gotta be honest I assumed Ann Widdecombe was like 20 years older, and had just died from imagining a Muslim drag queen too hard or something.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wonderful piece of writing, and given real love in the audio version too.
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Finally, a duck that you can't punch in the face.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Modified for general use because they don't deserve credit for such a versatile image.
A blurry blue bluesky butterfly behind the text "Is there anything more pathetic than a Bluesky user?"
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Vinted serving me eldritch dresses.
A dress hung on a door. It is pure navy at the top and then the skirt bit has the navy start turning into octopus tentacles over a white background.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"Hey did you finish that 1925 Ordnance Survey map that covers parts of Hertfordshire?" "Yeah, made it real useless just like you asked."
An OS map showing a tiny portion of Buckinghamshire, with the majority of it just saying HERTFORDSHIRE with the actual land plain. As this was technically a map of Bucks, they didn't bother adding any Herts detail.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Worst type of guy on here are the ones who are like "why don't you, clearly A Normal Person, simply implement widespread cultural change in your country so it is more like my country?" Yeah I'll put it on my to-do list. Good thing we bumped into each other.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is all I have ever wanted from video game.
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So true. I was playing this Chinese game and they had a mahjong event and I was like "oh cool, mahjong, I know how to play mahjong 😀" Turns out I very much Do Not know how to play mahjong. 😶
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
that's not a joke, and they'd furiously deny that this is how it works, but a bunch of people say "we want the main news to be this today" and whoever has the most phone numbers wins that battle
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Coming soon
Fix Your Hearts or Die. Kingdom Hearts ported to Switch 2, in everyones favorite came key card format!
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I found myself still thinking about this, and they gave us a full name which was a little odd, so I looked her up. She's also a novelist. 🙃 Her ex(!) husband is wildly prolific, and she has 2 novels and spends her time writing dictated emails.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This post made me put two and two together, and I think the teacher who screamed at me for "not singing" in the choir was angry that I got cast as Mary in the nativity over her daughter. I was 6! Intensely pathetic behaviour.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Look at this beautiful emoji usage.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My Palpable Desire To Be Ensconced (2002)
A woman shuts the door on her racist family to join a sexy man bubble
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HBO MaXXXinoparsnip @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I didn't know this and went to get more information and got very confused by this headline
Eartha Kitt's daughter on her mother, Orson Welles
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have been a little preoccupied with the idea of the world's slowest general election.
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Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone
Britney Spears in a "Dump Him" shirt and yellow faux fur coat.
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Omar Rafael Regalado Fernández @mathchaos.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Elsevier: we will join the lawsuit against Meta for copyright infringement for AI training. Elsevier: Yes, this AI representation of an ear is an accurate representation for this mathematical model. Fig. 1. Schematic figure representing (...) the cochlea. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
AI generated image of the inner ear. It shows an ear and then a spiral channel that just continues in fractal way inside with nonesensical patterns and labels like Scala vestibuli in the ear lobe, sensorineural hearing loss located in one of the trippy spirals and "Sluid fluid flow"
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/05/2026
you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out
22 weevil monks
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