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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 1h

We need more holidays where nobody knows what they're celebrating

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h

Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met

Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 13h

One of the things that radicalized me and made me realize this shit was just gonna keep happening was the number of people who got HIGHLY INVESTED in the well-being of noted creep, pervert, and criminal Louis C.K. Dipshits were all like "b-b-b-but when can he return to standup and tv and stuff?"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*sticks pinky out*

Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d take an earbud out for you.

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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You have been blessed by the friend onion :).

A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".

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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wouldn't get the chance. ALF would blow himself up first. His last words: HA! I KILL ME!

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MBeca @mbeca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

videogames peaked here

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Nexxtic (Selaco Lead Dev) @selaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh this is sick as hell. (from /u/logicmuffin)

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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026

Tubthumping is actually about the doctor regenerating

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*sigh* *books tattoo appointment*

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hope they didn't let the guy who named Flea Markets name anything else.

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Soapy @soapy2019.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's a sooper dooper cool coffee table.😃

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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 27/09/2026

pov ur my camera that's actually on video mode when im tryna take a "we did it team" photo

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No headier cocktail of pure pride and wretched shame than the moment after you've "fixed" a deteriorating piece of leather upholstery with duct tape. Especially when you do a REALLY smooth job of it.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*rattles my bag of freshly constructed Googly Ears* What can we stick these on? They're gonna be the next big thing.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Alright, quick oldness check: Who knows what this thing in the picture does? It's not a real car, obviously. But it does something. That's your one hint. What does it do?

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is it just me, or does the new Pope still look a bit like he's a member Ichiban's adventuring party, in the new Yakuza games, and you've unlocked the "Pope" job, and switched him to it? If you have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry. It's not really profound.

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hot and burning, in your nostrils Pouring down your gaping mouth Your molten bodies, blanket of cinders Caught in the throes, and Oh-oh, oh, your city lies in dust, my friend Oh-oh, oh, your city lies in dust, my friend

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Siouxsie And The Banshees - Cities In Dust

YouTube video by SiouxsieBansheesVEVO

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The real power move is bringing one of those popsicles that you snap into two, into the job interview. Hand that mofo their half of the popsicle, and watch them drip grape fluid onto your resume. Then you pull the moist towelette out of your jacket pocket. Create the problem and the solution.

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💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Happiest of Birthdays to you Thanks for always inspiring us ❤️

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Jojo she/her @jojofe24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

😺 All. The. Time

Photo of a grey patterned cat being handed something to sniff, cat sniffs looking very concentrated text "you ever just hand things to your cat to sniff so they can feel included???"

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A Lord of the Rings quote, but it starts with "Dude,". "Dude, I was there the day the strength of men failed."

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Thomas Staudinger @staudey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Magic carpet, my beloved!

Screenshot from the game Magic carpet, with several spells in action, most prominently a volcano spewing lava in the middle of the screen, plus some burnt/burning trees on the left side. The game UI is at the top, with the minimap in the upper left corner.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026

We have a Trillion dollar defense budget yet somehow this is still the most expensive joke in America.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think cloaks definitely need to come back in style IG: @stigvard_hike_and_craft www.instagram.com/stigvard_hik...

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not being thick is the new thicc…

NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Jordan Middler @jordanmiddler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Dragon of Paisley

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

These Temu people told me their app would let me "shop like a billionaire." So where's the button to buy congress? I'm not paying for overnight shipping, though.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Your honor, with all due respect, please tell me why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on I came in through the window last night and you're long gone, gone

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