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Teddy Sorkfeber

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😾 @eklogit.bsky.social · 5h
Precis exakt det här
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🔻Grundbulten @grundbult.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Svenskfientligt att sälja ut Sverige till Israels oligarker
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Strömberg @cs1891.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Palantir ut ur Härjedalen kampanjer.skiftet.org/campaigns/pa...
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Palantir ut ur Härjedalen
Palantirs VD Alex Karp har i tysthet köpt 15 000 hektar mark i Härjedalen. [1] Det är nästan lika stort som Stockholms kommun. Det är en del av techoligarkin...
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Robin Zachari @robin.zachari.se · 03/10/2026
Eftersom Moderaterna förlorade valet så ska Stockholm avskaffas.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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Minister för Popmusik och Skörlevnad. @pappahutten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gunilla Olsson @nillao.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Palantir ut ur Härjedalen!
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Palantir ut ur Härjedalen
Palantirs VD Alex Karp har i tysthet köpt 15 000 hektar mark i Härjedalen. [1] Det är nästan lika stort som Stockholms kommun. Det är en del av techoligarkin...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@JulieAbridged

Leonardo DiCaprio’s 19-year-old girlfriend, who is 49,

(screenshot of article)

Leonardo DiCaprio's 19-year-old girlfriend, who is 49, says she doesn't love him for his money and fame. "When I met him, I didn't even know who he was. Being with him makes me happy and calm. That's true love."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you think this is a case of nominative determinism
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hillary and Kamala warned us, nobody listened" is so funny coz....what, they warned us Trump would be absolute shit? Wow, who could possibly have seen that coming, not us, that's for sure!
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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Spökulv @spookulv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahaha
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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daniel pérez wenger @polisrazzia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hjälte. Kampen mot folkmordet måste föras på alla nivåer, i alla rum, med alla medel.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Good cause but I definitely thought the player’s name was “Old Judge Cigarettes” for a second
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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seifert 🐢 @seifert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Medan det offentliga exalterat jagar en kille som misstänks vara alldeles för svart för att vara så populär så agerar vanligt folk med civilkurage mot statens rasism.
"Aliya och Najib körs till Arlanda flygplats i närheten, direkt till planet som står och väntar. Det är en vanlig, kommersiell flight, men syskonen leds på – i handbojor – mer än en timme innan avfärd. 

Men planet lyfte aldrig – på grund av ”civilkurage från de andra passagerarna”, enligt Leo Ahmed.

– Folk protesterade, tills piloten bestämde sig för att han inte kommer flyga. Det var högljutt, argumentation och skrik. Åtta eller nio personer där från Gränspolisen och Migrationsverket.

Nu är Aliya och Najib tillbaks på ruta ett igen: på förvaret i Märsta, i ”limbo” utan något bestämt nytt utvisningsdatum. Tidigare har syskonen inte fått träffa varandra innanför väggarna mer än en timme åt gången."
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Aron Flamboyant @karateulf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The art of the deal 🤌
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PosadismFan-238 @letturz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(at a hospital bed, a blonde with large breasts is with Garfield the Cat)
Garfield: Good luck.
(3 hours later:) 
Doctor: Your breast reduction was a success!
Blonde: Where is Garfield?
Doctor: Who do you think took your boobs?
[Garfield is unconscious with big breasts]
Blonde: Nooo!
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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DespotDahl @despotdahl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Marie Demker @vanstrastranden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Detta är skamligt. Detta är ovärdigt. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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‘I have nothing in the UK at all’: British man torn from his Swedish wife and home
Charles lands at Heathrow with just two bags and nowhere to go as a result of Brexit and Stockholm’s hardline immigration position
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Krångelkråkan @ordforandejohan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man SKÄMS det gör man. Och så tänker man på alla vi utvisar som åker till länder där det inte står engelskspråkig media och intervjuar dem på flygplatsen.
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Jeannette Eggers @jeannetteeggers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This. Same for so many other countries, including Sweden.
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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
pepper spray
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Malte Persson @maltepersson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fläsk?
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/09/2026
Eating at the gate before boarding starts
Mayor Pete cinnamon roll (or whatever) where he looks like a rat
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/09/2026
LGBT souls exist🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No special permission is needed. Not understanding is no right to harm. Show courtesy, then step back. They want ordinary human things: laughter, love, and growth beside those they choose. To trans families — let’s keep smiling. Let’s fill the world with Love🌈
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When my brow pencil makes a good point.
An advert for a Benefit eye brow pencil called "Precisely, My Brow Pencil"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Vansinnet i C-O Bohlins blick @abrehet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👇🏽
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddamn what the fuck
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The older I get the more i understand sue sylvester
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Marx-Bertil Jonsson Thoreau Cuckens nemesis @asmeh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
De hatar allt Sverige var.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guys I’m gonna take the rest of the day off. I don’t know if I’m gonna recover from this.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going back in time to tell my 2016 self that the two coolest people in the internet today are Macklemore and a lady who sings Wheels on the Bus on YouTube
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs
As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners
- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative
sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
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