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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 13h

Life, liberty and the pursuit of biberty

Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 17h

I can't believe Melania and Donald's marriage had survived this long. Their personalities are polar opposites. Melania is an introverted, indoorsy type whereas Donald is more of a pédofile rápist.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 20h

I was masking in the lesbian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo I was masking in the lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my brain is a machine that turns incomprehensible garbage into this:

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jimothys plane was shot down over the sea of Japan

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Vote Blue No Matter Who Against the Machine

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"you a big Gilmore girls guy?" I say to a stranger at the truck stop urinal He zips up and says "the original 7 seasons not that Netflix cash grab" leaving me stunned

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today is the day Michael McDonald became a Doobie Father

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People like Elvira and Mr T should anoint a successor to keep playing them so when they pass future generations can enjoy their larger than life public personas too. Michael Cera too.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Halloween is the Devil's Christmas

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me and the guys watching Gilmore Girls; rooting for Rory to pick the right date to the prom, cheering when Lane defies her religious mothers strict rules, high fiving and body slamming when Lorelai fulfills her dream of owning her own inn.

Guys cheering and watching something on TV, who's to say it's not Gilmore Girls

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I regret to report that Jimothy died last night of a heroin overdose in his Santa Monica mansion he relapsed after Andy Dick sold him some smack.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: aww he's slow blinking because he trusts me My cat: I don't trust you asshole, I'm just sleepy af

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

he's a few testicles short of a ballsack

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Resident Evil more like President Evil

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ACAB includes the lovable bug eyed dingus deputy sheriff of your backwater small town

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bring on the fatass bears, the big chonkers, and all the glory of their fluffy behinds. More. More. Im still not satisfied.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Oh you want some honey? Let me get my wooden honey stick. Yeah it's a pain to wash and is covered in more honey than I am even using but it just ain't the same if it doesn't touch the wooden honey stick!"

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

The music of John Denver is neither folk nor rock, it transcends such labels. Though folk-rock would be accurate.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don't recognize any of the pokemons above 151. Those ones are none of my business.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I would say I'll never listen to Ed Sheeran's music the same way again but I think I will (not at all)

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When the revolution comes society will be structured by our Duolingo score.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(to the tune of Old MacDonald) 🎵 Kash Patel is at a farm, uhhhhh ohh

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Im not certain Kash Patel is having sex with animals but something smells fishy and it's Kash Patel's genitals

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

when you're a regular peace loving hippie

The corpse of Mitchell McConnell giving a peace sign

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Resident Evil more like President Evil

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

RFK Jr is grossed out when he's eating a worm and discovers it's inside half of an apple

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Men would rather drive while masturbating and get completely lost than stop and ask for jerk off instructions

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fuck Kash Patel and the horse he rode in on and had sex with

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Kid Rock will be Ed Sheeran's new opening act for the rest of the tour!

Not Ed Sheeran but actually Rupert Grint whom to my knowledge has done nothing wrong (sorry Rupert)

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A ratatouille up richard gere's asshole that tells him how to act good

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

To have the confidence of a shirtless seashell necklace wearing older man in a liquor store

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Cars should pull over when an ice cream truck is behind them playing the music

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

A glory hole but for a father figure putting his hand on your shoulder

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

seems like people dont even say hullo my hunny to their ragtime gal these days

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

me when my wife asks me if i used her special shampoo that im not supposed to touch

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

(me at work today): why should I have to labor, it's labor day

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

every dean martin song is called "baby, youre the olive in my martini"

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Teach a fish to microwave soup they'll eat for a day

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sean Lennon's dad's grandson is a grandson to John Lennon son's dad, John Lennon. 🙏

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am a poet and I understand this fact.

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hakeem Jefferies in the Forever Zone fit #theforeverzone

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry's last words "sorry to leave you in antici-"

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics

huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint

huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitate

huge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rip Benjamin Franklin you would have loved making sweaty love to milfs freaky style

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

[We find the Stranger Things children visibly aged 5 or 10 years] we begin in media res... Stranger Things kid 1: "boy, that was some adventure we had in the dimension that visibly ages you 5 or 10 years"

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

it is dangerous to go alone , take this

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I like that one Archie comic where Archie has too many girlfriends and Jughead likes eating big gigantic sandwichs

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Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Donovan: here comes the roly poly man he's singing songs of love Me: let's cross up here

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