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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot

@gerperga.bsky.social
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Puget Sound fiber artist, historian, besotted wife, mother, and dog dad; bone collector.

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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pumpkin pancakes, Robin Hood (1973), and most importantly, my sweethearts
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I cherish the limitless Vibes of Japanese MLB players and I’m genuinely happy for the White Sox.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was not feeling enthusiastic about the new Sense & Sensibility until I found out Fiona Shaw is Mrs. Jennings RESERVE MY SEAT
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How do I cope with the realization that my spouse was posting through my birthday party
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank God Bob Mackie died before he had to see what Shailene Woodley wore on the Emmys red carpet tonight
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I bet the neighbors really love that we just taught the baby to howl like a wolf and then all howled together as a family.
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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching charming tsarist propaganda with my toddler; iykyk
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today I learned that Stephen Root played a Klingon captain in TNG and I am entirely delighted with this information.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, 100000/10 film experience. Way more legible to me personally than I Saw the TV Glow but it might be time for a rewatch of the latter anyway.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this is really beautiful
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Perhaps we've been watching too much Star Trek. The baby just very clearly said "cha'DIch."
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hangry! At Costco
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
May I please be excused from exposure to The Discourse this week
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Indisputable
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today I found out that I’m married to someone who is aware that the Men in Black movies bear very little resemblance to men in black lore, which is one of many reasons I cherish my spouse
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Minecraft Holmes @winsome-earle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cottoncandy gendermarines
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chose not to go to school for opera because I'll never sing Scarpia or Olympia so WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope Tony Hale and the writers of Veep are enjoying a smug moment of rewarded prescience re: Natalie Harp
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I persist in believing that I'm not a lost cause as long as I forbear from adopting a kitten until the house is clean and don't want a puppy at all
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@winsome-earle.bsky.social nerd
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I believe I am the luckiest of all mommies
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I realize that the popularity of the style is attributed to a French empress, but an American pronouncing “Empire” of “Empire waist” unironically with a French accent feels unbearably pretentious to me
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tonight, Elanor pointed to Bertie and declared, “butt.”
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love to have a doomscrolling habit and experience internal echolalia, so the saxophones have been getting louder for about a week
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think I may have accidentally set my dogs off barking by answering a banana
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have a phone interview in one minute and my daughter has just discovered how to remove her own diaper. She is walking around her room wearing one (1) ballet flat.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have been reflecting and I have come to the conclusion that there is no reason I can't build a Knole-style sofa myself.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There are no rules stating you have to make pancakes at home standing up. You can put a chair in front of the stove and nobody reasonable will stop you.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Last night I was listening to an audiobook with headphones on after my daughter had gone to bed. A character shouted and I got a little upset with him, and then remembered that I was listening to a book, privately. I went to bed early.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would like to see James Bond played by Angela Bassett but I would settle for Stephen Root
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I like going to the movies and having a diet cherry vanilla Coke
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My boobs look terrific by candlelight
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The odds of being pantsed by your dog are low, but never zero.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my new neighbor left a passive aggressive note on the door about how my dog barks when i’m not home. what an idiot. it’s TWO dogs and i’m always home.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My strategy: Step 1: marry funny person Step 2: have funny baby Step 3: spend life laughing
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This lady is listening to screaming??? With no headphones??? In the car repair waiting room???
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The most amazing thing about the “Bronze-age” Mintakans is that they developed princess seams
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Preemptive post:
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When I’m changing my daughter’s diaper and there’s no poo, I usually say “JUST PEE, THANK YOU” in my best Gandalf voice
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i an lesbean
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy birthday, Mel. Carl, may your memory be a blessing.
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Seattle is beautiful and I love her
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This cucumber kinda tastes like dirt and i don’t blame my daughter for not eating it
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My least favorite criticism of Brandon Sanderson (and kind of fantasy/sci fi in general) is the observation that traits like eye color are a silly basis on which to divide a society by class. Yup! Glad you noticed! Man, I wonder what point they’re trying to make!
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I like to think that I’ve coped pretty gracefully with my daughter’s transition from an inert little grub to an effervescent and charming woddler, but her graduation from “bapbu” to “apple” is kind of getting to me (but also I’m extremely proud)
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St. Bede's Favorite Idiot @gerperga.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Guy I truly love to see, Stephen Root, looks and is fucking amazing in Widow’s Bay
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