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"Don't worry. He's not a real monkey."

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1h
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1h
These new Mad Libs suck.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 3h
And in spite of the constant negative press covfefe www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘President of the Unites States’: White House’s AI accord includes spelling error
Donald Trump and six tech executives voluntarily signed the document, which included a misspelling, committing to safely developing AI
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 6h
"The new shop hours will be Tuesday to Saturday, from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., and the new menu includes coffee and hot breakfast pies." www.alxnow.com/2026/09/29/p...
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Pie shop closed since Covid reopening storefront on Eisenhower Avenue | ALXnow
A shop that sells New Zealand-style meat, sweet and veggie pies in Alexandria is reopening its interior next month for the first time since closing during the COVID-19 pandemic more than six years ago...
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 6h
Life in Maryland.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 9h
‘I just saw this furry brown bottom disappear!’ In search of Samba – the fearless fugitive capybara
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‘I just saw this furry brown bottom disappear!’ In search of Samba – the fearless fugitive capybara
Six months ago, Samba made a brave, unprecedented escape from Marwell zoo. Her life on the lam continues today. We join the team hunting desperately to find her in the Hampshire countryside
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 9h
Well, if it’s 30 September, it must be... oh God. The 36th anniversary of the first—and, you may not be entirely surprised to hear—only transmission of a sitcom which was genuinely called ‘Heil Honey, I’m Home’, in which Hitler and Eva Braun live next door to Jewish couple Arny and Rosa Goldenstein
Neil McCaul as comedy Hitler, mugging for the camera
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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 14h
Change In Percentage Of Indian Households with Toilets From 2014 to 2017 What happened? brilliantmaps.com/indian-to...
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know sure as hell they haven't cleaned that machine in the breakroom this year if ever. www.foodandwine.com/drinks/lab-t...
foodandwine.com
Lab Tests Show Keurig Coffee Makers Can Be Full of Bacteria
If you love your coffee and are using your Keurig as a timesaver, here's one step you definitely don't want to skip: Make sure to clean your machine o...
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't give monkeys explosives anymore. Because woke.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Intuitive! It just works!
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same cursed energy. youtu.be/HGPM38pU91U?...
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MADtv Snuggle Bear
YouTube video by Namaste
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Joel Siegel @joelsiegel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Many F.B.I. employees first learned about the hack when news reports about it surfaced on Tuesday … The next day, F.B.I. staff received an email reminding them that October is cybersecurity awareness month, which struck some as tone deaf..” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Embarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its Employees (Gift Article)
In an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Killer fart who's also a patron of the arts? God forbid a man have a hobby.
The Human Vapor (1960) HALE MAN ..a HALF BEAST!, BORN OF WOMAN I ORLAND MY OUTER SPACE! — Yes, LOVES LIKE A MAN! Alternate Titles: una nube di terrore gasu ningen dai 1 gô HALF HUMAN! HALF BEAST! IT DESTROYS! THE IT KILLS! HUMAN VAPOR GIANT SCREEN LYING COLOR WITH IS HE MAN OR ASTRO-MAN? STEREOPHONIC SOUND A failed science experiment gives a librarian the ability to turn into a gaseous substance. He goes on to rob banks to fund his dancer girlfriend's career, killing those who interfere. Now Tokyo's most wanted criminal, can authorities stop him? IMDb *** * * * 6.3/10 (529 votes) IMDb tt0053853 125266 Directed By: Ishirõ Honda Assistant Director: Koji Kajita Written By: Story: John Meredyth Lucas Screenplay: Takeshi Kimura Produced By: Executive Producer: Tomoyuki Tanaka Released: 11 Dec 1960 (65 years ago) Runtime: 92 Mins L: Genre: Thriller Crime Science Fiction N Countries: Japan • Languages: Japanese IN Rated: Not Rated •X Trailer: View Trailer C * Adult: No • ***** * * 7.1/10 (28 votes)

the first gas man
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess he gets to keep the money then. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“VSP said none of the four occupants were wearing seatbelts and all are believed to have been juveniles.” wjla.com/news/local/a...
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3 juveniles killed, 1 injured in I-395 Alexandria crash in after police chase
A ramp from northbound Interstate 395 to Shirlington in Alexandriahas reopened after an early Monday morning crash.The Virginia Department of Transportation (V
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WASH YO BUTT wjla.com/news/local/s...
wjla.com
How often should you shower? The answer may surprise you
How often should you shower, and do you really need to soap up your entire body every time?
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CARBRAIN KNUCKLEHEAD HAS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME? - FREDTERP www.torquenews.com/17998/toyota...
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Toyota Grand Highlander Hybrid Driver Reports 11 MPG Towing a 3,300-Pound Camper, Yet Still Prefers It to the F-150 It Replaced
Three adults, three dogs, and a 1,400-mile camping trip brought frequent fuel stops. The old Ford explains why the Toyota still made sense, while the reported camper weight was about 200 pounds below ...
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Angie Jordan: This is Some White Nonsense
ALT: Angie Jordan: This is Some White Nonsense
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I saw this in a 3/4 empty theater, when the lights went up and everybody made for the exits, the audience conversations were identical to when I saw Blair Witch Project: a third hated it, a third loved it, and a third just wanted to know wtf just happened.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh. If I killed four people, I'd be in jail for mass murder. I guess if you want to get away with murder, use a car or be a meat processing plant. www.wgem.com/2026/09/15/w...
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‘We shouldn’t be working!’ Dozens walk off job after worker dies at meat-producing facility
Dozens of workers walked off the job after they said management ordered production to continue following a worker’s death.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sep 27th - Law student Bryan Hartnell and Cecelia Shepard were stabbed multiple times by the Zodiac killer. Cecelia died from her injuries two days later, but Bryan survived. 📽️📅 Depicted in Zodiac (2007)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Zodiac" (2007): First, a wide shot of a bridge spanning a lake in Napa, California, with the caption “1 1/2 months later - Napa, CA September 27, 1969.” Second, a close-up of a young woman lying on a man’s chest near the water, looking concerned, with the subtitle “Somebody else is here.” Third, a masked figure dressed in black with a white symbol on his chest stands under a tree in a dry grassy field looking at the couple.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BE NOT MCAFRAID
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this the cure to male loneliness? Expert recovering alcoholic monkeys disagree. www.businesstoday.in/india/story/...
businesstoday.in
Monkey walks into Ranchi liquor shop, drinks vodka and falls asleep; Video goes viral - BusinessToday
The situation took an even more unusual turn after the monkey reportedly consumed vodka and became drowsy. It eventually climbed onto boxes inside the liquor shop and fell asleep
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 26/09/2026
Chef 💋 of a headline: "Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States." He was fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the (US) government's "model employee." cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
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Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, all these mistrials coming outta nowhere, man. And that's a sign of the Rothschilds controlling the jury pools, man. Be careful. dc.citycast.fm/dc-politics/...
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Trayon White Jury Deadlocked on Day 3 of Deliberations · City Cast DC
U.S. District Judge Rudolph Contreras denied the defense's motion for a mistrial and told jurors to keep deliberating through Friday.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The driver was issued a summons for careless driving and authorities recommended she undergo a driver reexamination.” www.nj.com/news/2026/09...
nj.com
93-year-old driver won't face charges in Jersey Shore fatal restaurant crash
Lavallette Police Chief Christian LaCicero said the decision to not charge the woman was made in consultation with the Ocean County Prosecutor’s Office.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he just vibin
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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those on the Midnight Diner S6 build up - @meemalee.bsky.social @protopigeon.lol @kavey.bsky.social - here’s a nice article about the woman who makes all the food for the show (shocker, it’s not Master!) en.jff.jpf.go.jp/article/nami...
en.jff.jpf.go.jp
What is a Food Stylist? Nami Iijima Talks about Creating Appetizing Food for Movies | JFF Theater
On a movie set, many professionals pool their knowledge to create a production. This includes the director, actors, scriptwriter, camera crew, and designers. JFF Plus is launching a “Artisans Behind-t...
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Ian Marriott @ianm-hull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
c/o @kandidanreal.bsky.social
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ergotism is serious. Don't eat the moldy rye bread, kids. I don't care what RFK Jr tells you.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guich Koock is wocke
A sixth generation Texan, born and raised on a Texas ranch outside of Austin, Texas, Guich Koock (his stage name) attended Texas A&M University, where he earned a BA in English and worked on an MA in Texas folklore by collecting stories from children of slaves. After school he worked at
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An APD K-9 officer followed a blood trail four blocks to a home in the 300 block of Hume Avenue, where they found the suspect, Stanley Tirone Rivers, injured and “hiding under his mother’s bed,” according to the affidavit.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Open the refrigerator doors, HAL. www.notebookcheck.net/The-refriger...
notebookcheck.net
"The refrigerator is dead": Samsung's AI fridges shut down after update, causes outrage
Samsung has stopped a SmartThings update after Bespoke AI 4-Door fridges shut down when it was installed. As per reports, internal test software reached customers by mistake. Samsung has apologized an...
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Biblically accurate orange says, "BE NOT AFRAID OF PULP."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
meme featuring Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants walking out of a doorway holding two suitcases, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a lei. Above the image, text reads:

"'We could never have a four-day work week in the US, it's unrealistic'

Congress after having a two-day work month:"
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Granpa Simpson: THE IMPORTANT THING WAS THAT I HAD A POTATO IN MY POCKET

WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning. I must get my um-brel-la!
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Subway Cinema @subwaycinema.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy 80th, John Woo!
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eatrip (2009)
I asked one of our bonito shaversto carve off a piece that would

fit in a baby's mouth.The baby would suck on it

like a pacifier.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[Cracks sphincter] It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like where this is going. qz.com/peloton-fold...
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy first day of autumn!!! (In the northern hemisphere at least... and those west of UTC-02:00). ⁠ Pictured here: Maple Trees at Mama (1857) by Utagawa Hiroshige. More works by Hiroshige → publicdomainreview.org/collection/u…
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TWAS CAVIARE TO THE GENERAL KNUCKLEHEAD? - FREDTERP
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Ali Messer @freereed59.net · 22/09/2026
'the archive creates possibilities extending beyond Britain and the Caribbean.Migration and the forced movement of people under enslavement mean descendants can be found across the African diaspora, including in the US and Latin America.' Ancestry account required www.theguardian.com/news/2026/se...
theguardian.com
Nearly 4m records of enslaved people in 20 former British colonies now searchable online
Exclusive: Collection’s 300,000 pages record lives of enslaved people in countries including the Bahamas, Barbados, Jamaica, Mauritius, South Africa and Trinidad
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