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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 19m
there's kind of a gundam 79 vibe to this guy
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Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 1h
my strabismus king. get him some glasses #fireemblem #fortunesweave #fefw #fabio
mikaela: i'm concerned about you. shouldn't you get some visual correction? like that tialla girl you hang out with
fabio: this minor visual defect is none of your concern

fabio vision: x2 dietrich

fabio closing one eye (Strabismus Squinting Intensifies). mire b, hit 30%

GET THIS MAN SOME PRISMS. fabio with glasses
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 2h
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU
back cover for hey there lonely driver
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 6h
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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kins @ 🤷 💿 🔄👉 @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like to think the backstory of the Zakrello was that some engineer at Zeonic overheard something they shouldn't have and realized their entire division was getting laid off soon so they rallied the team with a 12 pack of beers and drew up blueprints for A Joke Mobile Armor
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Good Old Claire @illusclaire.bsky.social · 3h
For a long time I couldn’t understand why the boys chose “clavicular” to be the main guy when he looks so weepy. But I guess that’s the draw. Crying and pretending you’re just angry & righteous is one of the ultimate self-gratification feelings bc it merges everything (strong/weak; etc) together
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 3h
Comic I drew back in January... www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
PANEL 1: A duck and a dog are listening to music. DUCK: "Whoa! Is this a demo or alternate cut of this song I know well?" DOG: "Nope! Just my LP PAL!" 

PANEL 2: The record player and receiver with an inobtrusive smiling box wired to it. DUCK (off panel): "HELPY PAL?" DOG (off panel): "No, LP PAL--it's the fun and friendly box that sits between my stereo and speakers!"

PANEL 3: Diagram of the line out flowing through the LP PAL then to audio out. DOG (off panel): "As it receives any audio input, it processes it using an A.I. trained on all recorded music ever, then it produces new verses, new solos, sometimes whole new tracks--all optimized to human engagement metrics!"

PANEL 4: We return to our duck and dog. DOG: "So now EVERY album is an ACTUAL WORLD OF SOUND!" DOG: "It's an experience of reality that I pay a machine to mediate FOR me. So I can get back to doing WHAT REALLY MATTERS!"
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 4h
sorta like this, except the submarine is the whole thing
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krugman @動作不良品(カビ) @krugman.net · 4h
Here's something fun that's apparently been previously unavailable: Microcabin's Mystery House II for Fujitsu FM-7 (1982), i.e. the sequel to Japan's first graphical computer adventure game 😸 archive.org/details/myst...
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 12h
P1: sheshka reading "homunculi want to control us"
P2: she imagines Envy leashing her and putting her in chastity
P3: she matches with Envy on tinder
P4: she's on a date, Envy asks if she'd love him if he was a worm
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●●●●● (commissions open) @tynkrst.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
syphon (ruina fairy tale of the forgotten ruins)
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 16h
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Cyborg Nachte @cyborgnachte.bsky.social · 16h
Thinking about a world where Amuro played a Quattro-like role in Double Zeta instead of being Mr. Not-Appearing-In-This-Anime
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 17h
me: I’m sure I’ll play you at some point but I’m good waiting for now. Fire Emblem: we have hunks again me:
Oh right. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 19h
i've been saying, one path forward for the mid-budget games industry is just... going and making expansions to popular old games. there's a market here. bring back the era of outsourced expansion packs. i'm so serious.
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Emily ⚗️ @mandrakepot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
宝条の奇妙な冒険 Hojo’s Bizarre Adventure ゴゴゴゴゴゴ…… #FFVII #ff7 #ProfessorHojo #Hojo #cosplay #jjba
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Ryan Lynch @outridercreative.bsky.social · 20h
Artists: ART IS A SKILL! I practiced and trained and developed through years of work. It’s not a magical talent. Also Artists: I can’t do math! I’m just so bad at marketing myself! How do I even business?!! You don’t have to like it or be amazing at it, but you can practice new helpful skills.
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⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 19h
"no no we're just trying to lure out a weird criminal and take pictures of him!" (source: chouchoutorian)
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MinaSheep (Wishlist Sealed Fortress on Steam) @minasheep.bsky.social · 20h
Did you know that the Dungeon RPG Sealed Fortress is coming soon to Steam, as well as to Itch dot io, my liege? I thought it prudent to bringt this matter to your attention.
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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 20h
microsoft sam in her zoot suit from mancave: zoo mansion
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That wasn’t REALLY a Resident Evil movie. It was more like [describes something in a movie that has been replicated in 10 different Resident Evil games]
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jarnathan from the Dungeons & Dragons movie has been credibly accused of wire fraud but his fans never talk about it
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𝔣𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢 @fullpup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Frankenstein’s little transsexual monster
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i didnt realize that is tom cruise i thought that was saul's chud brother that hated electricity
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find the card of my (er) micro PBTA game, and figure I'll scan it and upload it to the itch, as I've had a bunch of new follows recently, and I should try to get rid of them ASAP.
kierongillen.itch.io
What Happen? by Kieron Gillen
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
ironholds.org
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Punchy @punchystream.bsky.social · 23h
no researcher is safe from me! none!! ...wait I'm supposed to shoot the zombies? that's not very fast. drawn by @koigiraffe.bsky.social for The House Of The Dead Speedrun streams!
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fortuna
This will be hard to hear, but...you died. Your body
was lost-all but the heart.
Fortuna
No flesh, no bones, not even a limb to call your own.
Fortuna
But the news is not all bad. They are preparing
a new body for you as we speak.
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Zenon
Fortuna, there are a few settings we need to go
through for the new body.
Fortuna
Ah. 'Twould seem we have choices to make...
Fortuna
But no, not us. You should get to decide these
things for yourself.
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Lenon
One last setting-your name.
Fortuna
You have been torn free of causality, so you may take
any name you like.
Fortuna
Ah, so that's what you've decided to call yourself.
Yes... tis growing on me.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS" starring  Jushi Belushi and Daykroyd Aykroyd.
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Kevin Moore @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 21h
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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thal | comms open @bearforceone3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
real and serious tora vs len fight #dccomics
len shooting at tora with his cold guntora grabbing and breaking len’s arm
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 22h
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"Let me say something as an expert and a character in this game."

Tecmo Secret of the Stars for Super Nintendo"Any person who comes all the way to the edge of the world for clues is dumb."
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ICARIAN @icarianarts.bsky.social · 23h
Harry Ord would be able to make Ledian a competitively viable pokémon
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B00Rad 🔜 MFF @b00rad.bsky.social · 23h
Encountered old man yaoi in Masterball Rank (more like doomed yaoi after I was done with em)
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bearcabin.itch.io @bearcabin.itch.io · 15/09/2025
more enemies for the drpg
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Ashcan @ashcan.bsky.social · 23h
just learned that the cobra maneuver supermaneuverable fighter jets use is, in fact, a parry
In Sweden, the country which presumably was the first to discover the maneuver, the maneuver is traditionally known under the name kort parad ("short parry"),[10] the Swedish term for the fencing manoeuvre "beat parry", in which an incoming attack is deflected using a beat (a sharp strike to the opponents blade, knocking it out of line), leaving the enemy open for a riposte.
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Bill Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The "anime nerds insisting on the Japanese title" discourse reminds me of a time I saw somebody call CLAYMORE...Kureimoha. ...that's literally just "Claymore" said with a bad Japanese accent.
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 29/09/2026
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connie @ars-synthetica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Porn parody of xcom called sexcom. Every action has a 69% chance to hit. It's utterly unplayable
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: HOW DO I TELL THE OPTIMIZER I DONT WANT TO FLY THRU THE WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a8864fb8fbe F: #f94a6fd462a
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 29/09/2026
This week on Quest Quest, @bvigeant.bsky.social and I are joined by @graysond.bsky.social to tackle a deeply important task: ranking the TOP 30 VERBS in adventure gaming history! Join us for a definitive countdown that changes EVERYTHING! Listen here (or anywhere): zencastr.com/z/qDVfMT5A
Maniac Mansion screenshot.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 29/09/2026
Give it ten seconds and then one of your wingmen will be like "Wait... What's... That...?" and another one will be like "...AN ORBITAL LASER??!"
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chrono Cross is so fucking cool look at this fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 15/03/2026
whoops #hndr_fa #azumangadaioh
TAKUMI: "man... this is meant to be a SCHOOL, but we haven't used the classrooms even ONCE..."
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TAKUMI: "well, maybe we could put on some MOVIES in here..."
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Karus Bastide Bealphareth 28 September 2000 Sony Screenshot sent by @puke.bsky.social thank you!
An illustrative map of a medieval city in a PlayStation game, along with the stats of a role-playing game party. A lot of chimneys have smoke coming out of it
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holy shit its air man
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you even fuck this one up
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RyougaSaotome @ryougasaotome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We meet again, Primrose
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shweep @shweep.dev · 29/09/2026
The pain points of random battles are less about the random battles themselves and moreso ps1 rpgs shifting away from exploration/survival and expecting you to fight trivial battles inbetween solving a puzzle that requires looking at the dungeon layout for more than 5 sec-*random battle flash*-
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