pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them 1505491598 0
William Deno @williamdeno.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Thanks for the reminder- I need a new one of these greatest Police Album 000 0
Tredik @thetrash.site · 09/06/2025buy all your socks for the next five years or whatever all at once; full sock reset 3730 0
Chuck Civil @chuckcivil.bsky.social · 09/06/2025A significant portion of male society's wardrobe is designed to maintain a perpetual sense of deja vu. It's how we mask our utter lack of personal growth. (Sometimes I make holes in the new one that match the old ones) 000 0
moominpapa.bsky.social @moominpapa.bsky.social · 12/06/2025You had me until "or you get too fat for them." Because that shouldn't stop us. 010 0
Josh Lowe @joshlowe.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Captain America shield t-shirts and cargo shorts for all 0100 0
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Every husband knows you NEVER replace the band shirt. Stains and holes are the shirt remodeling itself and should be applauded. 110 0
Imaginary Fiend @dsaverthandi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The ones with holes are artisanal tour shirts. 010 0
Greg @gregskoreanbbq.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Me last month buying the same deftones t-shirt I had in high school.media.tenor.coma young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face .ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face . 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Holes under the arms are fine. There's plenty of wear left in 'em. 010 0
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Now I know what it’s like to be a hipster who was waaaaaaay ahead of the crowd on something. 030 0
Big Shot Bones @bigshotbones.bsky.social · 09/06/2025If you like the underwear enough (had them a while, etc) how many holes can we defend before the missus is allowed to throw them 110 0
Everonn @fresh12.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I grew out of my band tee phase and have evolved into free brewery shirts from trivia night. 000 0
Scion Altera @scion.agonyforge.com · 09/06/2025What’s your opinion on free t-shirts you got from work? 000 0
Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Counterpoint: get 90 of em and only do laundry every 3 months. 1560 0
Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 09/06/2025You can just buy t-shirts that have pictures of cats on them. People see your cat t-shirt and say "I like your cat t-shirt". Which feels nice. When I put a suit on people say "You scrub up well". Which makes me feel like shit. Like, fuck you. So I own 13 cat t-shirts. And 4 dog ones. And a ferret 1171 0
Dog on the roof @dogontheroof.bsky.social · 09/06/2025My best t shirts were random Davie bowie bootleg ones and I got too fat for them rip. 030 0
an_upsetting_baby_wearing_scary_contact_lenses @oldbaby.bsky.social · 09/06/2025if you only have one shoe you have to locate the other one 020 0
The Megan ChainSawyer Massacre @ghostgirl.net · 09/06/2025This is also the Casual Goth wardrobe as long as everything is black 041 0
🍁 Safe for Workplace News 🍁 @sfw13.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Better still, buy 2 of each initially and rotate through them equally so they will last your entire life and not be all new (yuch) suddenly in your 50s. 000 0
Adam Villani @adamnvillani.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I should note that you can accompany those T-shirts with cargo shorts or cargo pants, depending on the weather. 1160 0
GrimbleGnome @grimblegnome.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Nah, just go to lots of gigs and pick up a new t-shirt most of the time. 000 0
a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 09/06/2025bsky.app/profile/sara... hell yeaha team of bumblebees@saramchenry.bsky.socialto be loved is to be changed 2390 0
Cypress @wastedaerospace.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Getting harder and harder to find 80's Weird Al tees. 000 0
Stephano N🇲🇽🇺🇸 @stephanon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Hey!!! … You forgot to mention also if the oil/grease stains become too numerous for the graphic design to distract from. 000 0
Horny, but shy @spica-lechat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025It's good to know that I've been doing it right all along. What is your advice when it comes to pants and shoes? 000 0
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025should you accidentally lose weight continue wearing the now bell shaped replacements until they get big holes 180 0
👻Weirdo In The Crawlspace🎃 @long-sigh-studios.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Fashion tip: you can turn an inside out band tshirt, or any tshirt, into a quick balaclava. 020 0
nastypaul03.bsky.social @nastypaul03.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Have you been going through my laundry? 010 0
Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Can they be video game related shirts instead 010 0
jdrphotos.redbubble.com @creativemercury.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I just replace band t-shirts with new band t-shirts 020 0
TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Last week I wore a band t-shirt from 1997, so I guess I can keep wearing it until 2032. 030 0
My Bloody Vinyl Time @mybloodyvinyltime.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Wait you stole that idea from me 000 0
Lich Mahoghouly @richmahogany.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Can I…close the holes with big safety pins? That’s punk right. Tell me I’m punk! 170 0
Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I have inherited one of my buddies “too fat for” shirts… 000 0
alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025is it ok if some of the band t-shirts are replaced by t-shirts received for free while attending professional sports matches 3460 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I just wear clothes until i have to scissor them off me in hard moldy clumps 1180 0
Father John Mitski @jmegehrke.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Between band t-shirts and brewery t-shirts, I could easily go an entire season without duplication. 000 0
Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 09/06/2025(this is not a bit) a couple of weeks ago I stepped out into the yard in my maroon band shirt and was shit on by a bird. Unfazed, I calmly walked inside and changed into my clean, green and otherwise identical band shirt 050 0
Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Genius! *Footnote* Footwear? 👀 000 0
Metalupis @metalupis.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I know someone who wears a Metallica t-shirt everyday to work, he has enough different ones that he can go two weeks without repeating 0120 0
Greg Dean @gregdean.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Protip: Wear one backwards under one normal, your neck will be covered up and toasty warm. 000 0
the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Now that you're blowing up, Placebo put out a hoodie last tour where the hood wasnt roomie enough. Please use your platform to fix this injustice. 000 0
Kornegei.Tiago-san @tiago-sankornegay.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I still wear a slipknot shirt from a 2001 concert. Pledge of allegiance tour 🤘🏽 000 0
Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 09/06/2025What if the bands themselves get fat or get holes on them? 010 0
FeeshKeeng #FBPE @feeshkeeng.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I refuse to buy bigger t-shirts. I'll only wear the ones that still fit me. If I get too big for them all I'll become a chubby urban Bigfoot. 000 0
Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 09/06/2025Almost married a girl cuz she stitched up my Muppets band shirt. 1160 0
Hogmild @oshaseleven.bsky.social · 09/06/2025You should also always wear a t shirt one size larger than what you need in case you get fat all of a sudden. 020 0
Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Did this with a Van Halen t-shirt that I wore in high school 30 years ago. Not because I got fat (I did, but not too fat for a shirt), but because it became tattered. 020 0
Heavily Sedated @dudesomewhere.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Pro tip: Have eight shirts. Now your a fashion god! Your welcome... 000 0
Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 09/06/2025What kind of flannel do I wear on top of the t-shirt for weddings and funerals? 170 0
waffle house final boss @tbiguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025i buy one size XL for now and a 5X for the future 000 0
Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 10/06/2025not me doing the math on how many pairs of jeans would last me the rest of my life so i can just buy them all at once 020 0
Eddie Cooper @diamondforyes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The Reef t-shirt I'm wearing today is older than every member of staff in the pub 000 0
The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The old menswear guy gave me advice I wasn't already following. 000 0
Lee @leelantry.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Stares down at band tshirt from 1993. Can women play too? 3280 0
Andy 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇺🏳️🌈 @andybolton.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I’ve been wearing 501s and t-shirts for over 40 years. 050 0
Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Are they required to be DIFFERENT bands? Or can they be four shirts from the same band? Asking for... a friend... who may be a little too into the Old 97s. 020 0
Black Knight @black-knight767.bsky.social · 09/06/2025What about dumb pop culture shit from the 80s 130 0
Leivän Ystävä @existentialbread.bsky.social · 09/06/2025My husband refuses to get rid of his band tees. We've reached an agreement. Anything that shows your armpits gets turned into quilt squares. Now he has a band blanket. 😆 020 0
Don W @ebhc-punx20.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Also, if you're a middle aged dad, at least 3 out of 4 of those shirts have to be Heather grey. 000 0
Urvi @theurv.com · 09/06/2025Alternatively you can collect them from various nonprofits and conferences and eventually they will be vintage. My EFF shirts get compliments everywhere 030 0
OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 09/06/2025giving the people what they want, not what they need, I see 000 0
Paxielle @vetigre.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Would do wonders for the environment. Less wastage and a collapse in birth rates 120 0
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 09/06/2025This is the uniform of my west coast people. You can add a flannel button-down shirt on top of the band t-shirt if it gets chilly. 000 0
Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Can I be the New York Times guy then? ANNOUNCING A BOLD NEW EDITORIAL DIRECTION, EVERYONE 1310 0
Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 09/06/2025A film crew stopped me this weekend and asked if they could film my T-shirt. They were amazed anything could be that old.😬Sanho Tree@sanho.bsky.socialLooking forward to World Pride today. Is my T-shirt too revealing…of my age? Yes, I was there with a million other people that day (the largest DC demonstration until the Obama inauguration). Note the sad absence of transgender representation in the official logo. We’ve come a long way since 1993! 050 0
Willie Dustice @williedustice.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Goes well with your only pair of cargo shorts or one of your only two pairs of jeans, depending on the weather 010 0
Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I’ve been doing this with primus shirts since 1991 010 0
Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 09/06/2025This is great but what if the lead singer of one of the bands is exposed as a sex pest. Do you persevere and say you need to separate the music from the person or do you have to look for a new band. I’m not sure I’ve got that in me. 120 0
Steve Holmes @bottyguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025You’re never too fat for a t-shirt that you bought when you were a 20yo 000 0
I'm very poorly today, very stupid & hate everybody & everything @voxexsinister.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Point of order: The primary cause of band t-shirt attrition is theft by girlfriends - ask me how I know. :( 290 0
Ben @rainierdevil.bsky.social · 09/06/2025All that guy had to say was I was ignorant of Mahmoud Khalil but instead of apologizing made some ramble post trying to justify his behavior. 000 0
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 09/06/2025OK, but what about pokemon Tshirts and glow in the dark Tshirts with the faces of large predatory animals on them? 000 0
Doug Schultz 🇨🇦 @arkangl67.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I'm NOT getting fat. These shirts shrink after 20 years of washing them. 000 0
Joe Jackson @trombonejoe.jazztbone.com · 09/06/2025That's bush league - what old men actually do is if you find a t shirt you like you buy 10 of them, wrap them in plastic and store them you're welcome 010 0
LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 09/06/2025What ratio of Turnstile to Clipse t-shirts is currently accepted for the millennial dad set? 110 0
𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 09/06/2025Ok but what about the gym shorts I’m pairing them with 000 0
surt @surt.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Now you actually know men's fashion. I've no idea what that other guy was on about. 010 0
surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Finally some menswear advice I can afford to follow (no disrespect Derek, pls don’t hurt me) 100 0
The 6 Million P Man @the6millionpman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Agree with this sentiment, I wear essentially black or grey skinny jeans and black t shirts 90% of the time (most of them band ones) and have done for like 15 years. If I do throw something it's cos it is literally falling apart and I'd be arrested for indecent exposure if I still wore it 020 0
leeolson86.bsky.social @leeolson86.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Listen it's not my fault led zeppelin made the perfect shirt in 1975 and no one has improved upon it so I must keep replacing every 10 years or so when the pit stains finally become sentient 000 0
sherbert hoover @sherberthoover.bsky.social · 09/06/2025can't tell if i'm being called out or validated 1240 0
minderbinder8.bsky.social @minderbinder8.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Don’t forget to also replace the cargo shorts when they get a little snug. 050 0
bjmckay01.bsky.social @bjmckay01.bsky.social · 09/06/2025How about 35 band shirts every four years? 000 0
Rock Lodster @loddedin.bsky.social · 09/06/2025*looks down* Yeah, I'm wearing a Prodigy shirt I bought back in 98. Fuck you! 000 0
Ladidafalala @ladidafalala.bsky.social · 09/06/2025But are we talking jorts for the bottom? Where do you stand on socks and sandals? 000 0
El condor pasa @el-condor-pasa.bsky.social · 09/06/2025You’ll just have to get used to me being fat. Both you and the shirt. 040 0
Alex @judgemegapolis.bsky.social · 09/06/2025You can buy a pack of Gildan tshirts off of the internet. 000 0
seb @sebukku.bsky.social · 09/06/2025i just got a second american football tshirt for a grand total of 4 im too far gone 000 0
guw.bsky.social @guw.bsky.social · 09/06/2025It's not even Band t-shirts in my case, just general printed tee's, usually baught when I travel, so I'm sporting Berlin today. It has gotten to the point that people I know that travels a lot get me new tee's from places I have been or want to go. I am not complaining 010 0
colcrow57.bsky.social @colcrow57.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Preaching to the choir mate. Do that every 15 years, needed or not. 000 0
panameragirl.bsky.social @panameragirl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Since i like concerts and bands I know some of these folks right now.. all same band(s) for 20-30 years. it becomes their signature style. ha 000 0
Tulletilsynet @tulletilsynet.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Three and they can be either bands or no longer existing bookstores and it's a deal. Retroactively 010 0
GnetworkGnome @moodyjm51.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Been doing that for years. Mine are "The Association", "The Four Seasons", "Manhattan Transfer" and "Chicago". 110 0
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