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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 2h
There's a takeover of the American news industry going on, pushed by Elon Musk, the Ellisons, the Saudis and others. Democracy is impossible if the truth is buried under right-wing propaganda, so we've got to push back against this "media capture." My Stop the Presses newsletter.
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American oligarchs and foreign fatcats are attempting ‘media capture’
Your access to real news is threatened by Elon Musk, the Ellisons, the Saudis, and others
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today’s programming tip for all you Haskell developers out there
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This cat is not dead, he’s just lazy. This was taken in Mostar, Bosnia on a day that the temp hit 121 F/50 C.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here is another lazy entitled cat, this time in Istanbul
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here’s another lazy cat getting absolutely nothing done, this time in Plovdiv, Bulgaria
Orange cat on a wall
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t have a cat because I travel too much but I do hang out with them when I’m on the road. This is a cat hostel full of lazy cats somewhere in Morocco
Bunch of lazy-ass cats lying around
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 03/10/2026
Americans: you are not outraged enough about this. Christians: this is absolute blasphemy www.cnn.com/2026/10/02/p...
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‘God made Trump’ ad and at least 12 others are part of controversial taxpayer-funded ad campaign | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has created at least 13 campaign-style ads as part of its controversial taxpayer-funded, multi-million-dollar effort to promote President Donald Trump and his policies.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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VoteBlue @dems4america.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks DOGE
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being stuck in line behind a posse of yoga moms getting coffee forces me to practice my namaste as each of them asks a dozen questions before ordering their pumpkin turmeric matchas
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are the American people paying for blatant propaganda ads for the Republican Party on NFL broadcasts?
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💥Ok I see other platforms are blocking this. I met Alex Gibney moons ago at ABCNY (the Association of the Bar for the City of New York). He’s the real deal. Here’s the trailer for Alex Gibney’s documentary about Musk. Let’s Streisand Effect this: www.firstshowing.net/2026/must-se... 👋🎥
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Must See Full Trailer for Alex Gibney's 'Musk' Doc About a Fraudster | FirstShowing.net
"Do we even know this man at all?" Bleecker Street has launched their main official trailer for the must see new documentary film titled simply Musk, about the uber-wealthy tech giant megalomaniac Elo...
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A documentary about the creepiest man in the world
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the record: fuck Clemson Go Bears!
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lock her up
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Putin should visit Zelenskyy in Kiev instead
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It has been a brutal and protracted slugfest. But I think we can finally declare a winner in the long-running "Who is the dumbest United States Senator?" competition.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 23/09/2026
I don't say this lightly, but Pete Hegseth deserves to be impeached. I understand just how serious a vote to impeach is from experience, and I still believe impeaching him is the right thing to do. The Iran war. The purge of senior ranks. The boat strikes. The case is overwhelming. (Link below)
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The King Teen @kingteenmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evergreen.
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@pookleblinky.bsky.social
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would love to see Susan Collins go to prison
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/09/2026
JD Vance is using AI to kick hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance. These are AI death panels.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By the same logic, I have never filed a claim on my car insurance - does that mean I’m defrauding the insurance company? These people are so fuckin stupid
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John in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
About damn time
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South Florida Sun Sentinel @sun-sentinel.com · 19/09/2026
A secret report shows Florida property insurance companies claimed losses while shuffling billions of dollars into sister companies. After our reporter obtained the report, the state Senate demanded the Sun Sentinel destroy all copies of it or face legal civil or criminal “implications.”
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How Florida fights to hide insurers’ finances
A secret report shows Florida insurers claimed losses as affiliates made billions. The state Senate demanded the Orlando Sentinel and Sun Sentinel destroy the report or face legal action.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
6 months ago I would have thought this guy was just being paranoid but this is really starting to resonate. I don’t think there’s an overt effort to use AI to take away our rights and resources - it just serves as an excuse and we’re being groomed to passively accept that Ars omnia vincit
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Patricia @powermacuser1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If this is a joke it’s hilarious. If it’s serious it’s also hilarious but in a depressing way
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“the autism” this fuckin guy
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Snarky Robot, but Halloween-themed @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s just lesbian Christopher Walken.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You don't solve a budget shortfall by auctioning off 45 million acres of national forest to the timber industry. It's not a management plan; it's a taxpayer-funded liquidation of public land. Demand your representative block this corporate giveaway: 👇 actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
actionnetwork.org
Tell Congress: Stop Trump from destroying 45 million acres of our National forests
Contact Congress today!
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is equal parts hilarious and stupid and insane
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just imagine the embarrassment if Canada ends up joining the EU before we do
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dhajj1.bsky.social @dhajj1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jonathan @jonathansocials.com · 16/09/2026
The Trump White House says "more than enough munitions" as their war with Iran empties the Pentagon's shelves and empties Americans' wallets.
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Iran war driving up inflation for Americans, CBO report says...
The Congressional Budget Office estimates inflation will continue to rise in the first quarter of ne...
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Biden/Harris blocked this, but hey, folks were told Trump was better.
Oh I thought the other kids was
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lolol
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
May every future potential employer find out about these losers when doing a background check Kamran Ahmed Brendan Pitfield Jacob Gomberg
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So very beyond even being close to what matters about this horrific story, but one of the burner accounts belonged to a guy named Jacob Gomberg who plays baseball. Check out these fucking stats at Florida: 2024: 1 game, 1 IP, 18.00 ERA, 3 BB, 2 K 2025: 3 games, 1 IP, 63.00 ERA, 7 R, 8 H, 2 BB, 1 K
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow a police department SO BAD that the state of Texas decided to shut it down. Also they’re running out of drinkable water. May or may not be a coincidence: the town is about 83% Republican.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here’s a metaphor for your average American trying to get healthcare www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
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From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: King of the hill race in Hudson speedway , the goal is to park on running trailer
Explore this post and more from the interestingasfuck community
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/09/2026
🚨BACKFIRE: James Talarico’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! has now surpassed 4.5 MILLION views on YouTube after Trump’s FCC pressured Kimmel not to air it on broadcast television.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope this goes to 5 sets plus tiebreaker like Alcarez-Shelton did the other night since we’re just getting ready to go out for some music and I wanna see some of it
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is one of many times the 80-year-old president has appeared to be completely asleep on camera. But for him to do it today—in front of the families of victims on the twenty-fifth anniversary—is particularly inappropriate. trib.al/soXqJtH
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Trump Falls Asleep Onstage at September 11 Ceremony
Donald Trump repeatedly dozed off at the 9/11 memorial event at the Pentagon.
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surfer slacker stoner spy @briansantacruz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The surveillance state intensifies. If you didn’t vote for Kamala in 2024 you voted for this www.military.com/dhs-program-...
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Homeland Security Program Analyzes Americans' Finances to Flag Drivers Who Haven't Committed Crimes: Report
A new report claims one Border Patrol team is in the Spokane Sector in Washington, and another in the Laredo Sector in Texas.
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