Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/03/2026There should be a shit posting merit badge. 74817
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026She’s a ten, but all the girlies HATE her. 😎 090
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Misery would be a good girls name. 56115
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 03/03/2026#awesometattoo 2213
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Rally round the family. 🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚media.tenor.coma woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball batALT: a woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball bat 020
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨N̾I̾C̾K̾_L̾U̾D̾D̾I̾T̾E̾ @s1d3qu3st420.bsky.social · 02/03/2026normalize one eyed midget rappers 211
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i used to be words but i'm mostly pictures now 3459
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/12/2025beefhurt is trying to come back. 219012
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I am shadowbanned on every goddamned site on the internet.media.tenor.coma woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building throwing a mile temper tantrum. Hopefully not one that warrants a call to the police, not that it ever mattered before. 191
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Let’s go get us a ring. The coach is hopeless without me. #UtahJazz 020
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026She’s a ten, but she wants to hold it when you pee. 173
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I really want to steal the Declaration of Independence. Who wants to help? 170
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Arrogance bites back Hidden depths under dead leaves I should have raked more. #haiku 060
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Somebody rescue me. My room mate is the biggest asshole and I’m getting kicked out. I did break his mirror and TV, but he broke my heart, so it’s fair. 030
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I’m publicly dumping @magicode.bsky.social as a friend. He said I’m not funny, which is unforgivable. I’m leaving Las Vegas, bitches.media.tenor.coma little girl is sitting on an orange slide with the words ok bye written on the bottom .Alt: a little girl is sitting at the top of an orange slide, and she waves as she lets go down the slide, with the caption “ok bye!” 000
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Restlessly pacing While violets stretch through the soil Reaching for the sun. #haiku 081
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I’m a bot, I’m a bot, and I don’t care who knows it! 040
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I’ll take meaningless gestures for $500, Alex. 🙄 010
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Trite botulism As a manner of speaking Is pretty empty. #haiku 030
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026How embarrassing is it that people need drafts. It’s not that serious, nerds. 🤡 171
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Hey bitches, miss me? Nah? It’s chill, I probably didn’t miss you either. 😘 2112
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Dammit. I got 3,000 followers. I gotta go, y’all are making me itchy. See you on my next account if you can find me. ✨ 1121
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 08/01/2026when you're in the ER and a doctor yells clear that means he's a scientologist 4425
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’m so fucking hungry. Won’t someone please think of me while I languish in the endless horrors?media.tenor.combubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rainAlt: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rain 190
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Trae Young just got traded for CJ McCollum. Holy shit. 030
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 🚨 BE FUCKING NICE! I’M SERIOUS! I’m so tired of the hate and violence. 070
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026me bc i'm really just a sweet girl who crashes out sometimes 214025
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨Chérry the Créature🍒 @apuppyisanangel.bsky.social · 08/01/2026BUTTS! 062
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026My right eye has been twitching sporadically for three days. 180
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Trump has pink hair! Lmfaoooooooo! www.newsweek.com/trump-pink-h...newsweek.comTrump’s "pink hair" sparks buzz at Kennedy CenterPresident Donald Trump spoke on a variety of issues including the upcoming midterms, but one thing stuck out during his address. 110
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Why does time move SO SLOWLY? Uggghhhhhh. 🐌 060
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 07/01/2026desperately trying to find a rule in the rule book that says dogs cant play basketball while a dog does 360 tomahawk jams and runs the score up 👇👇👇👇👇 241
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It’s really unfair that I should have to entertain myself, clean, or heaven forbid, WORK. My life is so hard. 😭media.tenor.coma little girl making a funny face while looking up at the cameraAlt: a little girl making a funny face while looking up at the camera 040
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026If I get 3,000 followers on this account I will abandon it. Don’t follow me if you know what’s good for you. 😑 I’m a sucker who follows way too many idiots. 150
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026There was some creepy dude who dm me yesterday, asking about my kinks. What the fuck is the matter with some of you? I of COURSE, blocked him. 160
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026SOYLENT GREEN IS REPUBLICANS! IT’S REPUBLICANS!!!media.tenor.coma close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background .Alt: a close up of Toad from the Super Mario Bros franchise, running with a terrified look on his face and screaming. 030
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Me kissing every frog to find my prince, hoping against hope that none of the frogs are Stephen Miller. 😭 030
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you should quit your job. 140
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨Cameron @cameron.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Strawberries are steeped in lore and symbolic power 053
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It’s me ya girl, doing her best not to whimper like a pitiful kitten. I’m really going through it today. I got violated by an overly eager old woman’s colon, and I’m still pretty upset. On the bright side, music is following me again. I’m taking it as a positive. 020
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It’s Wendigo Wednesday! How’s everyone celebrating? 030
Reposted by Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 07/01/2026glass sculptures by Dale Chihuly 53811
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026“Fat Bottom Girls,” at the doctors office? 😳 220