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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨

@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
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Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing. Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌 Chaos goddess she/her/goblin World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There should be a shit posting merit badge.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
She’s a ten, but all the girlies HATE her. 😎
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Misery would be a good girls name.
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#awesometattoo
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Rally round the family. 🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚
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a woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball bat
ALT: a woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball bat
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m marrying the coach
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N̾I̾C̾K̾_L̾U̾D̾D̾I̾T̾E̾ @s1d3qu3st420.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
normalize one eyed midget rappers
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
i used to be words but i'm mostly pictures now
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/12/2025
beefhurt is trying to come back.
me replying to @beefhurtcretin asking him to post his mugshot which was for DV
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I am shadowbanned on every goddamned site on the internet.
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building throwing a mile temper tantrum. Hopefully not one that warrants a call to the police, not that it ever mattered before.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Let’s go get us a ring. The coach is hopeless without me. #UtahJazz
Hot as fuck son of gun with the best brain and ass a girl could ever hope for. His jump shot sucks though. The love of my existence, and the NBA’s number one homewrecker. Call me when Will’s outta town, King. 🤴
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
She’s a ten, but she wants to hold it when you pee.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I really want to steal the Declaration of Independence. Who wants to help?
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Arrogance bites back Hidden depths under dead leaves I should have raked more. #haiku
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Somebody rescue me. My room mate is the biggest asshole and I’m getting kicked out. I did break his mirror and TV, but he broke my heart, so it’s fair.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m publicly dumping @magicode.bsky.social as a friend. He said I’m not funny, which is unforgivable. I’m leaving Las Vegas, bitches.
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a little girl is sitting on an orange slide with the words ok bye written on the bottom .
Alt: a little girl is sitting at the top of an orange slide, and she waves as she lets go down the slide, with the caption “ok bye!”
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Restlessly pacing While violets stretch through the soil Reaching for the sun. #haiku
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m a bot, I’m a bot, and I don’t care who knows it!
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’ll take meaningless gestures for $500, Alex. 🙄
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Trite botulism As a manner of speaking Is pretty empty. #haiku
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
How embarrassing is it that people need drafts. It’s not that serious, nerds. 🤡
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hey bitches, miss me? Nah? It’s chill, I probably didn’t miss you either. 😘
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Dammit. I got 3,000 followers. I gotta go, y’all are making me itchy. See you on my next account if you can find me. ✨
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
when you're in the ER and a doctor yells clear that means he's a scientologist
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m so fucking hungry. Won’t someone please think of me while I languish in the endless horrors?
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bubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rain
Alt: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rain
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Trae Young just got traded for CJ McCollum. Holy shit.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 🚨 BE FUCKING NICE! I’M SERIOUS! I’m so tired of the hate and violence.
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
me bc i'm really just a sweet girl who crashes out sometimes
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Chérry the Créature🍒 @apuppyisanangel.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
BUTTS!
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My right eye has been twitching sporadically for three days.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Trump has pink hair! Lmfaoooooooo! www.newsweek.com/trump-pink-h...
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Trump’s "pink hair" sparks buzz at Kennedy Center
President Donald Trump spoke on a variety of issues including the upcoming midterms, but one thing stuck out during his address.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Why does time move SO SLOWLY? Uggghhhhhh. 🐌
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
desperately trying to find a rule in the rule book that says dogs cant play basketball while a dog does 360 tomahawk jams and runs the score up 👇👇👇👇👇
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s really unfair that I should have to entertain myself, clean, or heaven forbid, WORK. My life is so hard. 😭
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a little girl making a funny face while looking up at the camera
Alt: a little girl making a funny face while looking up at the camera
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If I get 3,000 followers on this account I will abandon it. Don’t follow me if you know what’s good for you. 😑 I’m a sucker who follows way too many idiots.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
There was some creepy dude who dm me yesterday, asking about my kinks. What the fuck is the matter with some of you? I of COURSE, blocked him.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
SOYLENT GREEN IS REPUBLICANS! IT’S REPUBLICANS!!!
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a close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background .
Alt: a close up of Toad from the Super Mario Bros franchise, running with a terrified look on his face and screaming.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Me kissing every frog to find my prince, hoping against hope that none of the frogs are Stephen Miller. 😭
A princess clumsily kissing a frog
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Bring back victory gardens.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Oughhhh
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you should quit your job.
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Cameron @cameron.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Strawberries are steeped in lore and symbolic power
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck ICE!
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s me ya girl, doing her best not to whimper like a pitiful kitten. I’m really going through it today. I got violated by an overly eager old woman’s colon, and I’m still pretty upset. On the bright side, music is following me again. I’m taking it as a positive.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s Wendigo Wednesday! How’s everyone celebrating?
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
glass sculptures by Dale Chihuly
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
“Fat Bottom Girls,” at the doctors office? 😳
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