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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The two white dreads that are acceptable are the singer from Strike Anywhere and the singer from Counting Crows

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I've been saying this for years. We have no place behind the microphone, we are the bassist or sometimes the drummer if they let us. Ten thousand Billys Corgan are worth less than a single Kim Shattuck.

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If I could take every bigot to this Afghan kabob place in Niles, Illinois, I think I could solve world peace.

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 18/08/2026

A ska tax 30 years too late to raise any revenue? Embarrassing.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

wondering why my tummy hurts while actively suppressing the memory of responding “oh yeah, really fuck it up” when the nice young person at the concession counter asked me if i want butter on my popcorn at 9:55am.

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

We're of course, rooting for Forest in Europa? I guesssss?

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

You ever watch a real beater roll into the carwash and ask "......why?"

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Gen Alpha child bringing home a copy of the blue album on vinyl and getting a lecture about how back in the 1900s we used to always not do drugs or make out to this music

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Growing my hair out and I've reached the Brek Shea part of the process.

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I mean, there's just no way of knowing what is or isn't a push

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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

"peter thiel is funding clavicular, a meth addict who hits his face with a hammer on livestreams" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Thoughts from the Say Anything set: the 00s indie punk scene was a really unwelcoming environment for anyone not a dude, huh?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/02/2026

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)

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Brigit @brigit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Fr tho

Stuck boat vs a digger trying to dig it out

The incessant crushing weight of existence vs drinking exactly two beers

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Geese is just We Have Phantom Planet At Home.

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Show him grandmas on dutch bikes.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

i’m at the taco bell i’m at the urgent care i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care

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Jack Yeo @jackryeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

At the

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

would you know my name if you shot me in the face in heaven

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

"Palantir Technologies: The Future Will Never Surprise You Again." Rarely does a podcast ad chill me to my very core.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

made this at 5am idk

the fall i turned into a withered old crone

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I've never seen Step Brothers. And I think it's more fun to be able to say that and get reactions than I could ever have watching Step Brothers.

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Matt @originalmattb.com · 29/09/2025

Music added. Hosted on YouTube as BSky video uploads always fail for me. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns

youtu.be

Yakety N*zis

YouTube video by Matt B

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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/09/2025

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

You know who else didn’t have any amendments? Jesus Really makes you think

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Choose the form of the Destructor!

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Pushing Daises. Wonderfalls. (All the Bryan Fuller) Tucker. Andy Richter Controls the Universe.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight

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Orwell Whatever @orwellwhatever.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Conservatives are always like, "How will I explain men kissing to my kids?" but that's easy, two guys in love. Having to explain Pepe memes to your kids and giving them their first taste of online brainrot is truly heartbreaking

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The point shouldn’t be he wasn’t an asshole so he shouldn’t have been shot, it should be we don’t condone extrajudicial killings of people just because we think that they’re assholes.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

how does one continue getting up in the morning and going to a job, how do you teach kids right from wrong or dispense advice about how to navigate this world? magnificent, truly

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Bimblinghill @bimblinghill.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

You see, it's not the absence of the lowest common denominator that oppresses them, it's the existence of anything else

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Brennan Johnson is the Chris Carter of wingers.

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

*nervously* The press looks good!

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

When you're driving, and it's dark, and you grab and eat the last potato wedge, but, you did not know it was the last potato wedge until it was gone. 😢

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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 07/08/2025

Sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it.

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Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

live your life so the pierogi guy doesn't hate you

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Steve Hameister @highonpez.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Making my kid's middle name "Comma" so nobody knows which one's the surname.

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