Sign in

ofpope.bsky.social

@ofpope.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.7K following 8.4K posts

theauthoritarians.org

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
494157063815
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
13868572163
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Smoking 3 cigarettes at once] gender is a fuck but only applies to conscious entities unless you're French
031
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
33100382413
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one gets a PhD in "what if the people in charge of the Pentagon are chud idiots and they collapse the world economy because caring about strategy is Woke and Gay". But that is (self-evidently) a far more likely thing to happen, simply because it only requires stupidity to accomplish.
81706239
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’re posting trump gifs, you weird conservative dork.
2533
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
6276872017
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Rotary Club has a sex trafficking problem
1334
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tweet from Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott):

GPS: TURN RIGHT IN 500 FEET

Ok

GPS: TURN LEFT

That's the wrong-

GPS: GO INTO THAT PARK

You're directing me to a dog again-

GPS: PET IT
248550
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
020
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stancil is gonna run away with it.
000
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Best insult I've seen in a while, really top notch
100
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
13140001089
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reuters is too cowardly to state the fact that this is straight up illegal. So the rest of us have to do it for them, and also offer a suggestion about what to do with the coins: youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?...
youtu.be
Ass Pennies - Upright Citizens Brigade
YouTube video by Comedy Central
000
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sure we all know McClellan sucked, but you probably didn't know he sucked in this particular way!
000
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For a sensational experience, read this in Werner Herzog's voice
944158
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is just OCD masquerading as common sense. EVs are good enough without bringing your "public places are icky" neuroses into it.
110
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As always, the court can be 100% dedicated to serving the political goals of the GOP on general and donald trump in particular. Not just un-, but actively anti-constitutional. But expanding the (size defined by statute) court? "bReAk tHe uNiOn pUrGe tEh LiBs bUrN iT dOwN".
010
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This kind of nostalgia is every bit as blinkered and inaccurate as the right's longing for the good old days. Everyone in this thread misses being a child. That's it. Life was better because you were 8, not because some guy delivered milk to your door and banged your mom.
110
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No shit, you're trying to bury your head up your own ass. For the confused: supporting slavers/human traffickers is worse than just not doing anything. You're actually, actively, harming people, and paying the person who's doing it Donate to WCK or MSF, so your money will actually do something!
010
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/08/2026
this is absolutely perfectly said
41740226
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
17186901984
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Genius
010
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
westjonathan.bsky.social @westjonathan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He looks like ted cruz with his wig off.
1664518
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Linux turns 35 today. Here's your cake. Enjoy.
721718314
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stalin photoshop meme but this time Josef disappears and the flunkie stays
223748744
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The blue sky algorithm has decided that what I really need to see is fat mostly naked guys eating huge amounts of food. Wtf, bluesky. I guess at least it's better than the gay dudes with their dicks out, but seriously where does it get the idea that I'm into this stuff?
020
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
2164
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Repeat after me: I am not tougher than Elon Musk. I am not tougher than Kat Abughazaleh. I am not tougher than Lowtax. I am not tougher than Donald Trump. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be tougher than I am.
6596
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Randomly blaming white people for a thing you want them to believe so you can keep hating them. On bluesky, the website where literally nobody believes that cops should be executioners.
300
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Remember this? Weird how things just keep happening...
033
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anatomical drawing of a kiwi
A kiwi bird sliced in half to show a kiwi fruit inside
8829206
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of my less popular beliefs is that you aren't serious about dealing with the problem of our big tech oligarchy if you completely disregard capital punishment for C-suites and founders. Thiel, Zuckerberg and Musk are all guilty of treason by any reasonable definition.
872638467
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i think one of the hidden keys to politics right now is "how can our side make sure that the 'trump is gonna kill a bunch of beautiful wild horses' story gets in front of the millions of otherwise apolitical consumers of social media horse-related content"
411760540
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 20/08/2026
anyway this is maaaaaybe the most perfect shot I’ve ever taken; it’s not fancy, but I’d just watered the yard and the African daisies were just… out there, looking this good for no damn reason on a Wednesday
An African daisy of orange and yellow gradient, with a dark purple/red center and droplets of water on its petals. Taken with an iPhone and a cheap clip-on macro lens. No filter, just tidied up for contrast.
1344211386
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pot, meet kettle.
000
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
344160554
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Advanced dinosaur civilization starts interstellar war, loses badly
0401
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 16/08/2026
love living through the Events Preceding section of the Wikipedia entry
237727
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Motorcycles are the same way. Sure some people ride to work, but by and large they're toys, and are treated as such. I do see adults riding ebikes around, but way more teenagers riding around on sidewalks.
000
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm not the first person to say this, but the bike industry in the U.S. is really missing a huge opportunity by not aggressively defending and promoting e-bikes. I think this is largely the result of it being an industry built on recreational cycling and not transit riding.
131653213
ofpope.bsky.social @ofpope.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He might, literally, be the dumbest person in the world. I picked the wrong year to quit drinking
010
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
Ķ
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
5581071802
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
the abbot of unreason (a returned archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mero...
3422
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
AAAHHHHH
1292
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/08/2026
lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao
724120
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you can fix this with an aggressive campaign of patronising, mocking and breaking emotionally the functionally illiterate
218324
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
Jan Jęcz @jeczjan.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
* SPACEX PLANS TO ESTABLISH "CHEESE MINES" ON THE MOON TO DISRUPT GLOBAL DAIRY MARKET * SPACEX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH ANDURIL TO PROTECT CHEESE MINES FROM BIKER MICE FROM MARS * ELON MUSK CALLS LACTOSE INTOLERANCE A "WOKE LIE", DONATES $1.5B TO PRO-LACTOSE SUPER PAC
422756
Reposted by @ofpope.bsky.social
mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
3970691410