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@whuppy.bsky.social
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Can rotate four ironies in my head. Role models include Hank Hill, Everett True and Thomas Pynchon.

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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not smart. I just test well and overthink.
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Carcinization gonna get ya.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
Toad naps near his garden, his Stradivarius at his side.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a miracle that something this good got made. (Anders is great, cast is murderer's row, Scorsese keeps the suits away, and oh yeah edited by Thelma.)
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eric @eric-official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I get trinitarianism??
A photo of Jim Henson operating Kermit. He is labeled "Father" Kermit is labeled "Son" and Jim Henson's arm is labeled "Holy Spirit".
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You must make your choice. Either this itinerant banjo playing frog was—as he claimed—the roving TV news correspondent for Sesame Street News Flash, or else he was a madman, or else a liar. Kermit leaves you no 4th option: you must accept him as The Frog or reject him as a fiend." -CS Lew Zealand
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Karl Olson 🎃 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 29/09/2026
had to do it:
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ARAN: All Robots Are Narcs.
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Jake Anbinder @jakeanbinder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know: cities used to have balloons that would just follow children to school, until General Motors bought all the balloons and scrapped them
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a good thing, perhaps, that rats are fleeing the sinking ship, but that doesn't mean you need to pick them up and cuddle 'em
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Autumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The "Decisive Battle" strategy never had any real chance to knock us out of the war and by 1943 it was a complete pipe dream.
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wipe yr butt on a cherub.
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
correct me if I'm wrong but PRESIDENTS DON'T MAKE THESE DECISIONS CONGRESS DOES oh haha I'm such a nerd
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Code Brown: Peekaboo Squirrel. Repeat: Code Brown Peekaboo Squirrel.
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The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We could usher in a golden age if we could harness the intensity of our pain and discomfort.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ll tell you something bud. I still don’t go to Mass but a couple of years ago I returned to the Rosary and the adoration of Mary and it has been a blessing in my life. It just feels good to pray the Rosary
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"asymmetrically burdens recipients" is exactly right, le mot juste
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like that, and I can not lie.
A person carrying a large pink foil balloon forming the word “BUTT.”
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Skynyrd rules
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's me
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
to place the sexual and reproductive exploitation of black women at the center of your understanding of american slavery is to see that the system was forced birth and this, in turn, should lead to a more expansive vision of what the 13th amendment actually guarantees.
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Jenny's House @uncleshady777.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ninja chef skills.
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw Scrawl last night. Did not expect “Cow” to resonate so hard with the current moment.
Sue and Marcy
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Mancini’s Scarf @mancinisscarf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
By Steven McDonald
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
tomie soprano @jon_snow_420
the big crucifixes on church walls would be more fun if jesus's hands went around and told the time
3:51 AM • 2020-10-13
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope Tim Curry's tombstone just says ". . . pation."
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dispozo the Clown. Is this anything?
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Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton once walked into a random Irish pub and gave a world-class vocal performance of “Coat of Many Colors” with a guitarist she’d never met through a speaker on the verge of feedback because of course she did. Thanks to @wychstreet.bsky.social for finding this video on The Other Site. 🫡
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i guess the thing is that the words we are reading are not words but the control operators for a state machine which is doing god knows what, which happen to look like words becaue they were initialized off of words
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I will never not share Built to Spill covering Neil Young. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBgj...
youtube.com
Built To Spill - Neil Young cover - live Michelle Records Reeperbahn Festival Hamburg 2013
YouTube video by MissMoreMusic of MusicInMotion
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
From "Jolene" to "After the Gold Rush" to "9 to 5" to "Here You Come Again," she knew what every line meant and knew exactly how to sing it.
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OMG
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Tom the Dog @tomthedog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You guys. YOU. GUYS. Somehow I didn't know that Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris had covered Neil Young's "After the Gold Rush," I feel like I have been wasting my life until this moment
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Linda Ronstadt, Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris - After the Gold Rush (Official Music Video) | TRIO
YouTube video by Linda Ronstadt
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
in the 21st century, solidarity with the working class means prioritising migrant manicurists over nativists, renters over established homeowners, bartenders & barristers over difficult customers, & those bounced around by bigotry or bad luck over those handed comfort & stability
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@maura.bsky.social is best DJ! WZBC right now!
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whuppy @whuppy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I thought the coolest thing about Gravest Gravy would be its mere existence but no! It’s as vital and shake-yr-butt as anything else they’ve done! CRAMPS!
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This one, also by Don Martin, is a beaut.
Stan Getz, Al Cohn, Zoot Sims, Allen Eager, Brew Moore – The Brothers (Prestige, 1956) 
Don Martin drawing of a group similar-looking round-faced men sporting duffle coats and squashed pork-pie hats.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thinking about this again, for no reason in particular
Von Moltke's officer attribute matrix
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Huh huh, huh huh huh huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh huh huh, huh huh huh.
Beavis
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