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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Flashback for June 13, 2026 25 points 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 Play here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, June 13, 2026

Can you sort 8 historical events?

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Goodbye Squidge. You were an ace dog, we’ll miss you.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Happy anniversary of my first seizure to all who celebrate

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

After his spat with the pope people are saying Trump is the Antichrist. He can't be, surely. I mean, come on Satan, you can do better than this. Not that I want you to but this looks like your not even trying. The mans a grade A fuckwit surrounded by fuckwits.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

In a bold move trump has commissioned a team of researchers to determine if the pope is really catholic. The team previously worked on a ground breaking study of ursine defecation behaviour

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Edwin Starr’s first draft: WAR, huh What is it good for. Accelerating societal change and technological progress. Huh, say it again WAR, huh What is good for Mind you, is that worth all the suffering and who’s to say those changes wouldn’t have come around naturally anyway SAY IT AGAIN.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

@nationalexpress.bsky.social my bus was late yesterday and has broken down today. Last week one just didn’t bother turning up. Are you sure you know how to run a bus service

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

@nationalexpress.bsky.social I’ve got a new moto for your bus service. National Express, we’ll get you there, probably, maybe. Actually better get an Uber.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I’ve perfected the ancient Japanese art of ‘satsuma peel cock and balls’ I will now be taking commissions. This particular example will be displayed in the Tate Modern. 30th March to 1st May when it will be returned to the Ashmolean.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Well it’s official. Now after my 2nd tonic-clonic seizure I now have a diagnosis of epilepsy. Bloody ace.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Today, as a proud Midlander, I’m uniting the North and the South by having Ribena mixed with Vimto. If I’m not in could the postie leave my Nobel peace prize behind the bins please.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Woke up to find this hand print on the front window. I think North Worcestershire may have a bear problem. I may pop next door and see if old Dr Jekyll is ok.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I see the news are reporting Kier Starmer has dropped his No2 in Downing Street. I did that behind McDonalds in Northfield high street once and was subject to a public order offence. Two tier Kier strikes again.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

My Dracula adaptation is set in the 1970s. Dracula is a foreman on the night shift at the BL plant in Longbridge. He uses radical Marxism to cover his nefarious activities and his general laziness. I’m calling it Dracula strikes again and again and again.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Superglue was invented during the Vietnam war to solve the problem of not enough people sticking their fingers together while swearing and completely failing to glue the thing they wanted to.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Happy birthday. This is Fatso (Big, fluffy white & black cat at the back) and Precious (tuxedo in the front). They aren't being silly but they are judging all of us for being silly.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

White smoke billows from the Vatican. The doors slowly open and a lone cardinal steps out. Nervously, aware of how many people are waiting with bated breath for his next words, he says “Tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be….Shirley Bassey”

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Well I’ve had an eventful day. At work this morning sat down chilling. The next thing I know I’m on the floor surrounded by paramedics telling me I’d had a seizure. Rushed to A&E, various tests done. Luckily nothing obvious but I’m banned from driving till I see a specialist.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

On a similar vein as the king is dead, long live the king. When they announce the new pope They should say “I love the Pope, the Popes smoke is dope”

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I’ve just been on Nextdoor. There was a woman complaining about Birmingham bin men being on £40000 and striking over a £8000 pay cut. I don’t know if those figures are true but how thick do you have to be to not see why people would strike over a 20% pay cut. That place is a cesspit of humanity.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Conclusive proof dire wolves are back from extinction

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I saw the headline “Dire wolves bought back from extinction” and was disappointed to read it wasn’t about their win in the premier league this weekend.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

All these “artist” banging on about AI. Couldn’t give a fig about ordinary folk. Where were you lot when they bought out the spinning jenny. Poncing around the Lake District being all lonely as clouds and stuff, that’s where. Makes me sick.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Genuine question for Americans from an uneducated Brit. Are there any mechanisms in place to get rid of an unpopular President. Either from within his own party or from the populace as a whole.

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 10/03/2025

I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment. Take a look at my wares and please retweet. gailmyerscough.co.uk Thanks!

A collage of Gail’s designs and a photo of Gail

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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

A bird's-eye view of a former Auschwitz II-Birkenau camp showing a wide dirt pathway flanked by parallel rows of barbed-wire fences. Groups of visitors walk along the path, surrounded by the remnants of brick structures and barracks, now reduced to foundations. Green grass contrasts with the somber history of the site, as the path leads toward a guard tower in the distance.

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Ryan Reads and Writes 📚✨ @ryanreadsandwrites.me · 21/01/2025

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

The city of Nottingham in the English East Midlands named after an Anglo-Saxon called Snotta and was originally called Snottingham.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

People claiming Elon was doing a German Nazi salute are willingly failing to recognise that it was actually Roman. He admires Mussolini just as much as Hitler.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Tony Slattery's death has hit me much more than I thought it would. As a teenager I was in a kids drama club and a bit of a comedy nerd. I loved doing improv, trying my best to be like all my heroes from Who's line. Tony was always one of my favourites and he will be hugely missed.

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VNAVs @villanewsandviews.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Fenerbahçe are willing to pay £10m for Diego Carlos. [SkyKaveh via VillaReport] #avfc #fenerbahce

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VNAVs @villanewsandviews.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

⤵️ Negotiations for Donyell #Malen ongoing as #BVB boss Sebastian Kehl has confirmed today that there is a concrete interest (from @AVFCOfficial) ✔️🇳🇱 [Plettigoal] #avfc

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Bundesliga news – Bulinews.com @bulinews.com · 06/01/2025

Dutch publication Voetbal International reports that Donyell Malen has agreed personal terms with Aston Villa. #BVB #AVFC

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Malen agrees Aston Villa move, per report

Donyell Malen is understood to have agreed personal terms with Aston Villa.

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VNAVs @villanewsandviews.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Unai Emery's Aston Villa is interested in Óscar Mingueza for the winter market. The player has a contract with Celta until June 2026 [elchiringuitotv] #avfc #celtavigo

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy new year to all and everyone. Except those letting off fireworks in the early evening, they can piss off.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

People who set off fireworks at 10:00pm on NYE are certified nonces. To be fair people who set off fireworks in general need their hard drives checked

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Yet again I’ve been cruelly left off the New Years honours list. Honestly, when will I get the recognition I deserve.

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Harry Eccles @harryeccles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. Repost if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

My 13 year old has started singing "release smelly dad" to the tune of Feliz Navidad and I feel both proud and sad at the same time

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

We have a cat that isn't ours stuck in our loft. Does anyone have iny suggestions of how to get him out.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Listenening to this now. Feeling very chill

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Listening to this now. So far nothing sounds like Horrible Histories

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Listeneing to this for the first time in many, many years and I'm struck by how much the first song (I'd like to know) sounds like the theme from Horrible Histories

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I’ve got 99 followers but no female dogs. Shame really.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I keep seeing the bsky tag on peoples user names and it reminds me about BSkyB. Then I wonder if at some Point I’ll need a squarial

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

The Human Centipede is a Christmas film as it's about bringing people together

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Today’s poem is called ‘How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors’.

How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors

It’s not rocket surgery.
First, get all your ducks on the same page.
After all, you can’t make an omelette
without breaking stride.

Be sure to watch what you write
with a fine-tuned comb.
Check and re-check until the cows turn blue.
It’s as easy as falling off a piece of cake.

Don’t worry about opening up
a whole hill of beans:
you can always burn that bridge when you come to it,
if you follow where I’m coming from.

Concentrate! Keep your door closed
and your enemies closer.
Finally, don’t take the moral high horse:
if the metaphor fits, walk a mile in it.

Brian Bilston

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