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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dear America, if you want a functioning Congress that can hold a corrupt President to account, then you have to vote for one. There is no other way.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In classic card games like Bridge, Whist and 500, a "trump" is a card that wins despite being grossly under-qualified, because it happens to have the right suit.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Fate pointing down while Zeus takes aim. Fate: Get *that* one, with the makeup and the ridiculous hair. Zeus:<flash> Fate: No, not Dolly, you idiot! That cartoonish guy. The one from Home Alone 2. Zeus:<flash> Fate: Oh FFS.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Whenever all us deities got together to talk, we would talk about America. So, is America cooked?, the other gods would ask. Should we let it just slide into the ocean now? And I would say No! We can't let it fall... because Dolly is there!

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

People think I'm in sync with my girlfriend because she's always completing my sentences, but that's just how large language models work.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

For those nitwits complaining about casting a beautiful black woman in a fantasy movie, this exact same racist shit went on for black actors in Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, The Little Mermaid, Batman, Thor, Spider Man, etc. It's not original, it's just boring.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The Knicks won an unbelievable 13 playoffs games in a row, but as soon as Trump turns up to a match they lose. All he has to do is show up and he gets his loser stink on everything. #ETTD

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

My cat just brought in a still alive mouse and put it at my feet. Never before have I felt so shamed and called out about my pathetic hunting skills.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The world gave the Bush administration the benefit of the doubt in 2003, at unimaginable cost. The Trump regime deserves no benefit of the doubt. In fact, there is no doubt at all. This is an unjustified war.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Remember folks, don't go on a date with someone until you've searched how many times they appear in the Epstein files!

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The only way to get a bigger audience for the Melania movie is to reduce the ticket price by 900, 1200 or even 1500 percent.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

You know I've always known, intellectually, about the blood-lust of the angry mob. But only recently have I really begun to understand that visceral feeling of incandescent rage that leads to peasants tearing down the castle walls, overwhelming the aristocracy, and cutting their fucking heads off.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Just now learning about photographer Christopher Anderson's work because of the Vanity Fair article. The man is a true artist.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Americans have a right to know where Dick Cheney is being buried, so they can all stop by his grave and "pay their respects".

Fans of Dick show the late Mr Cheney the respect he truly deserves.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

It doesn't matter how big Mamdani's victory is in the election - I'm still going to be disappointed because Cuomo will inevitably get more than zero votes.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Well, time to cancel my Disney+ subscription, I guess.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Might be controversial, but I feel like it's reply guys that are doing communication correctly. Someone says something, and you respond, like in a conversation. Standing in public, loudly proclaiming something, and then waiting to see how many people agree with you, well, that's weird behaviour.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

People always said Melania Trump was originally in America on an Einstein visa, but I think that was just a spelling mistake. #Epstein

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

This just in: Andrew Cuomo has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

The conclave: I know, let's elect an American! That country has been doing really well, lately.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

How long do you think it will be before Trump changes the name of the English language to "American"?

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

You know America, even if you do come to your senses and get rid of this current monstrosity, the world is never going to trust you again. When someone has a psychotic episode, loses their shit and screws you over, all the shared history in the world won't make you do deals with them again.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

So the Tesla Cybertruck is so difficult to open that people have burned to death because they were trapped inside, but also so flimsy that you can literally pull one apart with your bare hands. It feels like this episode of the simulation was written by a committee.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I see Mike Godwin (of Godwin's Law fame) sitting alone on a park bench, a thousand-yard stare on his ashen face. He weeps uncontrollably.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

So, is the gold still in Fort Knox, or isn't it?

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

When you, the American people, finally get pissed off enough to rise up and cut off Donald Trump's head, you're going to need to re-write the Constitution. Can I suggest that maybe you don't put in a 2nd amendment this time?

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

At this point, it's hard to deny that Donald Trump was a Manchurian candidate.

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SecularAZ @secularaz.org · 23/12/2024

It's the most wonderful time of the year

An aluminum pole on a bright green background. Caption" Merry Festivus! may your airing of grievances be extra refreshing"

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3rd Village Remnant @jayel1438.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

We all been guilty with this one at some point. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I don't care what they say. My brother is innocent...

A picture of Mario looking scared and sad.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Are NYPD all insured through UnitedHealthcare, because it sure seems like it.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

For anyone concerned enough to comment about a health insurance CEO being shot, consider that there has been at least one shooting of elementary school kids since then, and no one seems to give a shit about that.

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A Better Left @handle.invalid · 04/12/2024

The left builds its house out of glass, hoping for transparency, while the right collects stones.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

If Trump's first administration was stocked with Bond Villains, it seems like the second one is going with more of a Legion of Doom vibe. A brief thread...

Cartoon villains around a long table, from "Super Friends" TV cartoon

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

CALL TO ACTIVISM is still catching up on our follow backs. To make it easier can you repost this, follow us and drop a 💙 in the comments? We’ll follow everyone who does!

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