iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

anyone else’s cat figured out that the best time to misbehave is while their human is in the middle of taking a shit

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I barely smoke weed at all anymore but I respect the hell out of budtenders who know their shit

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Customer brought this cake in today

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 24/07/2024

why does Kyrsten Sinema look like she needs to make a waitress cry before she can cum

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Feminize a band name Lady Huron

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i bet getting jump started feels fucking bananas

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just titllated an ocelot. what happened next had troubling implications

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one thing I miss about the Before Times was being able to play mass effect 3 multiplayer

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it would be very funny to time-teleport orson welles to dinner, let him get drunk and then get him to argue with Alexa for three hours

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Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the river to the sea Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven, “Macklemore.”

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popping the lid off my coffee cup at an interview and a dozen mice scurry out

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[waiting in line for the mic at an Oracle conference] larry ellison: go ahead me: hey yeah I have a question. why the fuck is your face like that

doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

kai jizzdal: I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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I think about this every day

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into
psychosis Damon Albarn on the chorus: 00000oh flimsy
steve, where did you go, what have you seen

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alexa, open the akashic records for me

unicron should have just eaten cybertron instead of transforming and flailing about like a dingus

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

they hat tricked me and told me to get rekt your honor

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any homies want to come over and play with transformers and listen to caroline polachek

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✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 24/09/2026

that mouse has had it TOO good for TOO long

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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Getting high after a rough day at work and just googling shit

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

just sucked myself off after months of flexibility exercises. please clap

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

bringing an uncooked ramen packet to my job interview and slowly, politely nibbling at it throughout

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I got your most influential poster right here

“KISS” by Tanya chalkin. Two beautiful women in underwear, holding each other close and kissing. A poster seen in many a college dorm room for decades

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

chat i might be toast. they’re making us use AI at my job

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pez is such a goated candy. Comes with its own collectible toy dispensers complete with product tie-ins, AND is tasty and satisfying to eat. 11/10

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[walking past boebert’s office] I know it smell crazy in there

doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a beautiful day to be a card carrying member of the fart left