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Mutton of the Sea

@muttonofthesea.bsky.social
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Doing what I can to facilitate the return of democracy.

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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 5h
As someone who knows exactly how desperate colleges are to enroll male students, I regret to inform you that we’re unlikely to be getting rid of fraternities anytime soon.
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 5h
Everyone: wtf are fraternities good for? Why don’t we just get rid of them? Male student colleges are desperate to enroll: you… want me to just go to class? And not live in a clubhouse where I can get blackout drunk and prey on women with my special friends? What’s the point of even being here?!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11h
i have been fired from the sperm/emotional abuse factory
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18h
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13h
texans: you still have three days to register to vote
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Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
By Andrew Schneider | Houston Public Media
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we are so back
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 13h
Good gravy, people, it is FAR too warm and sunny and gorgeous outside for the bears to start thinking about hibernation. You want year-round bears? Because this right here, climate change, is how you get year-round bears.
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 14h
Get vaxxed.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 20h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 14h
Why, yes, version of Photoshop Adobe upgraded to without bothering to ask me, I DID want to return to the setting where the image starts skittering across the workspace if you so much as hover over it with the Move tool. How did you know?
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19h
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are ignoring a major flaw with using two sexy computer systems to fight each other. They will fall in love.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 21h
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 14h
Nice try, anthropomorphic triangle, but believe it or not it isn’t the packaging I’m objecting to, here, it’s the brain, soul, and planet-destroying product.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 21h
Good on you Sister's 👏
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20h
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back AWAY from the AI image generator, Stanford. 😡
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The bear that was chasing me fainted when I announced how much a basic three-bedroom ranch is listing for in our neighborhood. I got away, but I still feel terrible.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you *wildly* overestimate your own charm.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is the kind of public embarrassment that only happens in nightmares or a tim robinson skit
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again reality demands that The Onion up its game.
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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the result of not ruining more young men’s futures.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*dusts off the phrase “I am shooketh”* earthquakesnear.me/us/washingto...
earthquakesnear.me
Earthquakes near Tacoma — 1 Today | Live USGS Map
Live map of recent earthquakes near Tacoma, Washington. Real-time USGS data, recent quakes within 250 km, the strongest on record, and a magnitude breakdown — updated continuously.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seattle
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We should absolutely blame Cornell, but fraternities have legal shields which give them an astonishing level of immunity from the consequences of their member’s disastrous choices. Another reason for burning down the whole rotten system. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
theatlantic.com
The Dark Power of Fraternities
A yearlong investigation of Greek houses reveals their endemic, lurid, and sometimes tragic problems—and a sophisticated system for shifting the blame.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god. I read the details of the Cornell thing, and I want to throw up. If you’re a survivor, be kind to yourself. Don’t subject yourselves to the reporting if you’re not in a good place. Related: I have long held Greek organizations do more harm than good and should be banned.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's difficult to engage in diplomacy when you're too simple-minded to think about anyone except yourself . . .
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Care Bears to Don’t Care Bears: a Thesis on the Dissolution of American Social Empathy.
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This song is still stuck in my head decades later. It's an absolute banger.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta.
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fredgarvinstruss.bsky.social @fredgarvinstruss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never forget: that Lone Star on the helmet isn‘t a logo; it’s a rating.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New dream job just dropped.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bake, bakers! Bake in the face of social and economic collapse. Bake in the face of climate change. Bake in the face of GLP-1s. Baaaake!
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Telle me, what ys it you planne to do Wyth your one wilde and precious iced coffee?
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bake-off’s back, baybee!
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