Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 5hAs someone who knows exactly how desperate colleges are to enroll male students, I regret to inform you that we’re unlikely to be getting rid of fraternities anytime soon. 000
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 5hEveryone: wtf are fraternities good for? Why don’t we just get rid of them? Male student colleges are desperate to enroll: you… want me to just go to class? And not live in a clubhouse where I can get blackout drunk and prey on women with my special friends? What’s the point of even being here?! 000
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11hi have been fired from the sperm/emotional abuse factory 22100354
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18hAnnouncing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 421131612690
Reposted by Mutton of the Seaashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13htexans: you still have three days to register to vote 22607258
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we are so back 501601185
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 13hGood gravy, people, it is FAR too warm and sunny and gorgeous outside for the bears to start thinking about hibernation. You want year-round bears? Because this right here, climate change, is how you get year-round bears. 000
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 20hThis is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 38111852886
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 14hWhy, yes, version of Photoshop Adobe upgraded to without bothering to ask me, I DID want to return to the setting where the image starts skittering across the workspace if you so much as hover over it with the Move tool. How did you know? 010
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19hIf the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings 2093104464
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaInternet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You are ignoring a major flaw with using two sexy computer systems to fight each other. They will fall in love. 0114
Reposted by Mutton of the Seapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy 422039211
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 14hNice try, anthropomorphic triangle, but believe it or not it isn’t the packaging I’m objecting to, here, it’s the brain, soul, and planet-destroying product. 000
Reposted by Mutton of the Seaebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 21hGood on you Sister's 👏 24987722557
Reposted by Mutton of the Seajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20hnot that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.talkingpointsmemo.comChris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a ThingTo the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in... 24559381104
Reposted by Mutton of the Seaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity. 1147036600
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you 4743874
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now 56398851494
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Back AWAY from the AI image generator, Stanford. 😡 000
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The bear that was chasing me fainted when I announced how much a basic three-bedroom ranch is listing for in our neighborhood. I got away, but I still feel terrible. 0334
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you *wildly* overestimate your own charm. 6356012873
Reposted by Mutton of the Seaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is the kind of public embarrassment that only happens in nightmares or a tim robinson skit 2438957
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice. 551763226
Reposted by Mutton of the Sealapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Once again reality demands that The Onion up its game. 2676
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaJake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is the result of not ruining more young men’s futures. 762725
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 274128252110
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*dusts off the phrase “I am shooketh”* earthquakesnear.me/us/washingto...earthquakesnear.meEarthquakes near Tacoma — 1 Today | Live USGS MapLive map of recent earthquakes near Tacoma, Washington. Real-time USGS data, recent quakes within 250 km, the strongest on record, and a magnitude breakdown — updated continuously. 011
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We should absolutely blame Cornell, but fraternities have legal shields which give them an astonishing level of immunity from the consequences of their member’s disastrous choices. Another reason for burning down the whole rotten system. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...theatlantic.comThe Dark Power of FraternitiesA yearlong investigation of Greek houses reveals their endemic, lurid, and sometimes tragic problems—and a sophisticated system for shifting the blame. 000
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My god. I read the details of the Cornell thing, and I want to throw up. If you’re a survivor, be kind to yourself. Don’t subject yourselves to the reporting if you’re not in a good place. Related: I have long held Greek organizations do more harm than good and should be banned. 511520
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414542701
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient 81724259
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's difficult to engage in diplomacy when you're too simple-minded to think about anyone except yourself . . . 39456991605
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Care Bears to Don’t Care Bears: a Thesis on the Dissolution of American Social Empathy. 011
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaPublius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This song is still stuck in my head decades later. It's an absolute banger. 141
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaDak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta. 181977217
Reposted by Mutton of the Seafredgarvinstruss.bsky.social @fredgarvinstruss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never forget: that Lone Star on the helmet isn‘t a logo; it’s a rating. 1241
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide 663788655
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it 58982771861
Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bake, bakers! Bake in the face of social and economic collapse. Bake in the face of climate change. Bake in the face of GLP-1s. Baaaake! 010
Reposted by Mutton of the SeaChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Telle me, what ys it you planne to do Wyth your one wilde and precious iced coffee? 923330