Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell returns to Congress. PLOT TWIST: he still isn’t there 011
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s unfair to expect Tim Curry to live in a world without Dolly 062
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Me and my Bluesky mutualsstatic.klipy.comNatalie Tran: I'm Not Panicking!ALT: Natalie Tran: I'm Not Panicking! 010
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Six word story: for sale baby shoes, never worn. Six word plot twist: wanted: baby shoes, giant size. Urgent. 000
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Napoleon dynamite once said, “never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake” 020
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 14/05/2026a rising tide lifts all boats, so how about lifting all the big boats out of the harbour and up into the air, that will make all the small boats go up too. -Ronald Reagan, a man who knew nothing about economics or Archimedes' Principle. 021
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Last time a US president need ball room so badly, it was Lyndon Johnson. youtu.be/tiDxhgwxqgQyoutu.beLBJ on the phone ordering pants from Haggar SlacksYouTube video by Witnify 010
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 20/04/2026what are you smoking for 4/20? Wrong answers onlymedia.tenor.coma white car is drifting on a track in front of a crowdAlt: a white ute burning rubber by driving in circles 000
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13/04/2026warehouse fires are no laughing matter. They normally only do that when the owners are under extreme financial distress 000
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The AI is learning. It knows that Trump would absolutely resurrect his dead buddy Jeffrey Epstein over, say, that girls school he murdered, or his dead wife Ivana who he buried on his golf course or his brother who drank himself to death after Donald and his father forced him to work with them. 020
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13/04/2026OK, now what if... The blockade of Cuba, but... now hear me out... the entire planet can't have oil, gas, fertiliser or aluminium? 020
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It would be hella funny if Pope Leo declared an Avignon presidency. 020
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Special Report from Artemis: www.vice.com/en/article/i...vice.comI Ate Nothing but Nutella for a Week and Found my Inner DarknessI love Nutella and always thought I could live on it. But somehow I tried doing that and totally lost my shit. 000
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon 253162033473
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 02/04/2026shit man, the Onion predicted the Moon Landing 57 YEARS before it happened... theonion.com/july-21-1969...theonion.comJuly 21, 1969https://store.theonion.com/collections/vintage-collection/products/man-walks-on-moon-t-shirt 000
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026googoo dolls iris voice 4249081078
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 18/03/2026happy st patricks day where somehow St Patrick got all the snakes out of Ireland. Don't ask how.media.tenor.coma man is making a funny face with his mouth open .ALT: a man is making a funny face with his mouth open . 010
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 11/03/2026All profiteering. Some businessmen, somewhere, have found out how to make money selling memberships, equipment, uniforms, trips, even livestreams of games. Hell you can't even take a camcorder to such games because they want you to watch THEIR for-profit livestreams. 010
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedSAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026RT if $3000 would literally change your life 4759764077
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedIda B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest 25787023170
Reposted by Dangerouslytalentedmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/02/2026the first Starship test launch since SpaceX's recent acquisition of xAI has silenced critics who had flatly dismissed as "deranged," "moronic," and "impossible to even parse, conceptually" the idea that a rocket could explode on the launch pad antisemitically 230844
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 17/02/2026smokin on that shit that made Andy Kaufman. 021
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12/02/2026You helped Bono find what he's looking for? I helped Devo whip it into shape 010
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/02/2026he had someone remove his mugshot and also add articles on other Jeffrey Epsteins to dilute his google search results 21527
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 01/02/2026The Epstein files have revealed that Elon Musk is so uncool that Jeffrey Epstein cancelled his holiday at his private island just so he wouldn't have to party with him. 2112
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 24/01/2026and the penguin's footprints had disappeared. And I wondered why the penguin's footprints had disappeared. and the penguin said "damn get off the damn mushrooms and get inside, you are tripping balls and I am in ANTARCTICA". 120
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/01/2026You gave mine to child kidnappers. Disgrace. 43092113
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026i thought the president would do something that would distract people from the virality of Bus Thread but somehow he managed to do the exact opposite 86014470
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 21/01/2026uh, he just threatened Norway because Denmark wouldn't give him Greenland and Norway gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan woman who then gave it to him because she thought he could install her as president of Venezuela and he took it and didn't make her president. So... about normal I guess. 053
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Disturbing question: All these people getting deported from the US, how many of them are actually winding up in the countries they came from? 110
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Trump is apparently sueing the guy who called him a paedophile protector. Dershowitz is on the legal team, his brilliant argument is "technically, he's protecting ephebophiles" 010
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The omniscandal is getting so bad that any of these scandals dwarfs every big scandal of the past. The Maduro kidnapping is basically Noriega plus Pinochet plus the freaking Teapot Dome, except so amateurish that they couldn't even replace the government. 031
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Leslie Nielsen is hilarious. The way he took that tsunami to the face is unbeatable. #poseidon72 100
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 26/12/2025make a bond movie academic: Linguistics: It's pussies, and there's eight of them. 110
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 22/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUK...youtube.comthe true story of christmasYouTube video by dangerouslytalented 000
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 21/12/2025OK now hear me out: What about Jake Paul v Andrew Tate? 000
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 24/11/2025YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, CHARLIE BROWN! 010
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 15/11/2025One question about the Clinton/Trump thing, did Clinton do that thing with the cigar with Trump too? 010
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 17/10/2025of course women don't like the cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's thismedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is driving a machine in a room with a statue in the background .ALT: a man in a suit is driving a machine in a room with a statue in the background . 030
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Every time I see Peter Thiel, he looks more and more like an AI generated version of himself, his skin getting tighter and damper every single iteration. 062
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Poor Donald He couldn't get the Nobel literature prize for Art of the Deal He couldn't get the Physiology and Medicine prize for discovering the link between autism and Tylenol He couldn't get the Economics prize for tariffs Or the peace prize for peace in Palestine Perhaps he can try for Physics. 093
Reposted by Dangerouslytalentedrhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 30/07/20251/ So now that people are talking about both Blackstone & Blackrock, lemme tell yall about the time I sat in on one of Blackrocks meetings. When I was a consultant, I was known for being able to be in any environment & help things run smoothly. The execs HATED one of the principal consultants, 783
Reposted by DangerouslytalentedArrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Mandy Patinkin, the eternal mensch. #FreePalestine ❤️ 32964300
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Plot twist: Epstein never killed himself, he’s been living in trump’s head all along 071
