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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 1h

I’m still the thug that you love to hate, I say to myself in the mirror as I pluck long grey hairs from my eyebrows.

Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 12h

Gotta love education majors that can’t read a fucking syllabus. Or don’t bother to come to class. I can absolutely explain why the schools have been failing from seeing so much of that in my 23 years of teaching college.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Old man approached my door a few minutes after 9 pm but turned around and walked away after seeing my No Soliciting sign. Even without the sign, wtf are you thinking, bout to knock on someone’s door after 9 pm in TEXAS? I would’ve just told him to piss off, but I can’t speak for the 2A Crowd.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Storing gasoline and matches in my new fireproof safe.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Feels like I’m growing a horn in the middle of my forehead. Maybe by Halloween I’ll be able to go as a unicorn.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Libra: Congratulations! You’re one day closer to dying alone and having your corpse eaten by your cats!

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My doctor made a “joke” about doing a biopsy on my toes to see if they were actually fingers. I responded with a “joke” about doing elective surgery on his Lexus, specifically the brake pads. What can I say, we have an amazing rapport.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Early to mid era Pearl Jam was badass. Actually that was all the big four Seattle bands.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cobra Commander was asking for $100 billion in 1985. Dude would be asking for $3 trillion in 2026. That’s how you pay for a Weather Dominator.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Having an 84 year old mentor means leaving a voicemail is often a futile effort. But it also means I can call him at 8:30 in the morning and get through, so it all evens out lol

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Won a teaching award today…and this thing, not for teaching

A vibrator with 30 settings…seems overly complicated but the female orgasm is a mystery.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really don’t care for the way some of you have been disparaging mayonnaise.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Science needs to make a potato bigger than the Superdome.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’ll be me and Montresor down by the brickyard…

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She kept ninja throwing stars in her bra. I would bet that her vibrator doubles as nunchucks. Hitachi, for sure.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doctor Lucifer has a thing for Professor Attila.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A 1000 foot drop does nothing to help the digestion of Peking Duck.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Destro left that mask on while porking the Baroness. That’s canon, folks.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Since I have not signed the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, I am free to acquire nuclear weapons for home defense and to keep my neighbors from using my garbage cans, right?

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cobra Commander was a world-class idiot. Yet I have way more respect for his leadership abilities than Trump’s.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How are the Beenie Weenies, Your Royal Highness?

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’d like to think if I had been in GI Joe, I would’ve been a snow guy. I would’ve led them into tundra areas and been like, “be careful Joes, it’s cold here.”

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They need to make a compact car that doubles as a waffle maker. And it needs to be priced below $20k. And the radio should only play Neil Sedaka shit.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I live my life like there’s no tomorrow All I’ve got I had to steal Least I don’t need to beg or borrow Yes I’m living at a pace that kills

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I want to be run over by a steam roller, but just a little bit. Enough to smooth out these crow’s feet and my ballsack wrinkles.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I seem to have been gifted a giant stone pawn. I fucking hate chess.

A giant stone pawn chess piece. Like from that movie about chess: Bloodsport.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I saw one of those 18 wheelers with a multi car trailer carrying a bunch of Cybertrucks and I instantly thought, “reminds me of my cat’s litter box when it’s full.”

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Colleague saw the bruises on my arms from moving this past weekend and asked “are you cage fighting?” If he had seen my legs, he would’ve asked if I got mugged by leprechauns.

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Jackson Holland @jaxholland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026