Reposted by Brandon BirdSeth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 15mSeptember 30th October 1st 0143
Reposted by Brandon BirdStar Trek Shots @startrekshots.bsky.social · 1hAvery Brooks and Colm Meaney on the set of "Emissary", STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993) 210311
Reposted by Brandon BirdLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 2hMy election platform: You should get a gold tombstone if you die on your birthday. 3505
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 4hI'm sure he drew a circle or a teddy bear at some point. 070
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 5hJeff Bridges is opening a gallery in Santa Barbara and I can't get over how funny the website intro is: www.bridgesgallery.combridgesgallery.combridges 6120
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 6hThe thing about Hegseth is that he is not just "rapey," there is a police report and a payout. He is the archetypal rapist. 2261
Reposted by Brandon Bird💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 7hI'm nine months late on this, but @brandonbird.bsky.social drew a Todd Solondz "Happiness" coloring book. Fingers crossed for Dancer in the Dark or The Sweet Hereafter coloring book to follow! www.instagram.com/p/DSlFY4NEtsf/instagram.comBrandon Bird on Instagram: "An all-new adventure to color! @meganamram commissioned this gift for an ultra-fan of the 1998 Todd Solondz film Happiness. If you're subscribed to my patreon (link in bio)...1,139 likes, 21 comments - beeburd on December 22, 2025: "An all-new adventure to color! @meganamram commissioned this gift for an ultra-fan of the 1998 Todd Solondz film Happiness. If you're subscrib... 032
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 6hIf we're going to go after Cornell we should also go after the rapist Defense Secretary. 1170
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 7hMan, you are spending way too much time painting Columbo as a gyro. 2190
Reposted by Brandon BirdChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 9htoday's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 5541841066
Reposted by Brandon BirdBlast Points @blastpoints.bsky.social · 9hWhat happens with you are at The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art and you meet Rick McCallum while wearing a Rick McCallum t-shirt that you designed? Hear all about this true story and so much more in the latest episode of Blast Points with @nicktierce.com podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... 3323
Reposted by Brandon Birdjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 23hlike i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape” 11013239
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Lanterns” is the story of Jon Stewart, who has been entrusted by the Guardians of Oa with the world’s largest GMC truck. 1230
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Totally forgot about the CA primary in June. Feels like 8 trillion years ago. 080
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Important news I somehow missed: variety.com/2026/tv/glob...variety.comPhilomena Cunk to Quiz Michael Bay and Benedict Cumberbatch in ‘Cunk on Cinema’ as Latest Outing for Diane Morgan’s Character Gets First LookThe first look from Cunk of Cinema, the latest outing from Diane Morgan's beloved TV idiot, has been revealed 0223
Reposted by Brandon BirdAnn Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art 6498883595
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Facebook very rudely reminded me that summer 2011--my favorite, most magical summer--was 15 years ago. 3360
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Accepting my MacArthur award: "Hey Uri Geller--you suck shit!!" 0231
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This was a month ago and I haven't finished my Columbos. 1151
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I should get back into scuba diving because getting up ungodly early is just an easy thing I do now. 090
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My story about the no grades thing is that I had a full-ride scholarship and for some reason I thought I had to maintain a GPA to keep it, so I opted for grades. Halfway through there was a TA strike and I asked, "What happens if grades don't come in on time?".... 2121
Reposted by Brandon BirdMelon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I do think that higher ed would be better if more schools adopted foundational UCSC principles: No sports teams, no letter grades, you can't see any building from any other building on campus. 282
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One reason West Coast is the best coast is because a lot of the rest of the country's bullshit (frats, the Catholic Church, evangelicalism) never really took root here. 2151
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Extremely funny day that I can’t post about yet 0130
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven't cut off orders yet but I *have* raised prices: brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...brandonbird.myshopify.comJust One More ThingThis began life as a reward for my Patreon subscribers, but now non-subscribers have the chance to order a unique customized print of Columbo is just one more thing added. No two Columbos are the same... 1261
Reposted by Brandon BirdTodd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 28/09/2026I'm reasonably aware of how time works but it really blows my mind that the temporal distance between the release of "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" (1982) and the premiere of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" was only FIVE (5) YEARS 1713415
Reposted by Brandon BirdUrvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which. 142467854
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some people--not saying who!--should have their brainpan dented by rocks. 1140
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When you get excited because they're filming something on your street but then it's just Nathan Fillion 1301
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Star Trek just posted these images which look like they would/should be on a Trapper Keeper 3512
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I slept the untroubled sleep of someone who had their deadline extended by three weeks. 0310
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some friends were taking about Ed Sheeran tonight and I of course thought they were talking about Law & Order producer Ed Sherin. 0170
Reposted by Brandon BirdKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think its important to understand the campus sexual assault crisis is way worse than you think. universities suspend just 1/12,400 students each year for sexual misconduct & expel 1/22,900. once you read title ix administrators in their own words, you get a sense why that is:jezebel.comNot Only Do Campus Sexual Assailants Go Unpunished, They Often Get Special TreatmentSince 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth. 1710248
Reposted by Brandon BirdMatt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"A university's obligation to the physical safety of its students is not one commitment among several, to be weighed against reputation or litigation exposure. It is antecedent to everything else the institution does." -- I wish our "professional " media had the guts of this student paper.  116540
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ro Laren can't wear her earring but if you're a lizard you can bare-butt around the ship 0311
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Survivors spend their whole lives writing essays; what actually has to happen is for all the Cornells of the world to decide they matter. 1344
Reposted by Brandon BirdJosh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve been seeing a lot of new characters on billboards in the SweetJames Multiverse and I don’t like it. I want only the original, somewhat unsettling, Sweet James. 2036628
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Prosecute DOGE and also, while we're at it, anyone who places a 90-second youtube ad. 0180
Reposted by Brandon BirdPieGopher @piegopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone at the bar told me the angel on my shirt made him think of his dead lover looking down on him I didn't have the heart to tell him my shirt is Jeff Goldblum 51331
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I want an action figure of Dr. M'Benga with the table that almost cuts him in half. 2211
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The show that Strange New Worlds is most like isn't Star Trek, it's David Tennant/Matt Smith Doctor Who (complimentary). 3261
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Half the time I order envelopes from Amazon, some psycho seller decides that the best way to send paper goods is to vacuum seal them in plastic like a piece of frozen fish. 170
Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Toady I turned down two (!!) assignments from the New York Times because I'm already working on something for The Onion. 4661
