Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i call my moderna covid booster my annual dolly dose 010
Reposted by Creator of HambeeAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst 32745447
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only. 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026saw spider-man today. big issue with the film. no self respecting kid from queens would order little caesar’s delivery 020
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026on the bad side, my car broke down and i’m waiting on a tow on the good side, it broke down in front of a taqueria next door to an ice cream shop 110
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i can’t wait for this motherfucker to leave for mars 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026had to go to urgent care because i stuck a treble hook too deep in my thumb to do the fishing line trick. a novocain shot, tetanus shot and wire cutter later and i’m on the hook for 1,300. insurance was billed 5,000. great system we’ve got here 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i love to speak ill of the dead. it’s the best. 010
Reposted by Creator of HambeeTexas Observer @texasobserver.org · 08/07/2026Reminder: ❌Veteran Brothers Roofing & Restoration ❌Grand Pine Developments ❌Charvold Homes ❌Blue Collar Tree and Junk Removaltexasobserver.orgRevealed: Four Businesses with Ties to Patriot Front Operating in North TexasThe neo-Nazi group is engaged in a strategy to establish an independent economic ecosystem. Through publicly available information, interviews, and in-person observation, the Observer has identified… 12251174
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026gotta say goodbye to one of the best dogs ever to dog today and it sucks and i’m sad 020
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Date yourself with a snap of your first ever compute. 020
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026never forget that before getting robbed for luka the mavs fumbled away brunson 000
Reposted by Creator of HambeeMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026In some ways Rubio's right, it's intrinsically American, just not the way he means: the UFC was created as a marketing event to showcase a Brazilian immigrant family's business that was developed based upon what they had learned from a Japanese immigrant. 11068
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026that feeling when you look at your now adult child home from college and realize you are no longer legally obligated to feed them 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026when it comes to vegan vs carnivore the science is undeniable that forming your identity around food is loser shit 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live david bowie the cult the beastie boys metalica public enemy pearl jam willie nelson sharon jones and the dap kings sturgill simpson the ramones 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026bar beer bottle beating is my favorite house of pain b-side 010
Reposted by Creator of HambeeZach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 16/05/2026Listen, man, obnoxiously hollering shitty opinions about ancient Greece has been the #1 hobby of the decadent upper class since at least the 15th century 227917
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026today is the day my wife regrets all those times she told me she’s not my mother 010
Reposted by Creator of HambeeBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric 735107683
Reposted by Creator of HambeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings 286194505085
Reposted by Creator of HambeeLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The history books were absolutely cooking me. Simply because of who I had been and what I had done. 123432
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026trump will keep the republicans in congress in line by threatening to send jd vance to campaign for them 001
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026we manage to time it where we were walking out of project hail mary just as the artemis was splashing down. give me more of this, what do you call it again? joy, wonder and optimism? 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026going tonight because it’s still my best theater option. not ordering any food so my ticket costs them money 010
Reposted by Creator of HambeeTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Well, neither have made a good album since 2016, if that helps your argument 5292668218
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026atheists and evangelicals have one thing in common. neither of us care what the bible says 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026so far the biggest change ai has brought to my daily work is that instead of telling account that forwarding the client email doesn’t count as a creative brief i’m telling them sharing the ai client meeting transcript doesn’t count as a creative brief 000
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I slept in my Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes shirt and i woke up everybody 000
Reposted by Creator of HambeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026“Keep in mind that every website you go to while on the White House network, even while using incognito mode, is cached and can be reviewed on our end,” the memo read theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sen…theonion.comWhite House IT Guy Sends Out Reminder Memo About Child PornWASHINGTON—Warning administration members that the unauthorized websites were not supposed to be accessed by work computers, White House IT guy Jason Kellerman reportedly sent out a memo Wednesday rem... 14885102
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026to be fair, i’ve ended up at several waffle houses with no recollection of how i got there 010
Creator of Hambee @maaronjo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026bros. re-rack your weights bros. what the fuck bros. bros, this i why they hate us 000
Reposted by Creator of HambeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans… 702124275
