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Rich Mahogany

@richmahogany.bsky.social
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I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams. Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 26m
They have ballot initiatives that require a simple majority to pass, and the ballot initiative is to change ballot initiative requirements to 2/3 majority to pass. gtfoh with that un-democratic bullshit.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12h
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 16h
THAT is a buzzball.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 16h
@ablum.bsky.social I have a friend who asked if there’s a position at the university where they’re in charge of recruiting international students. Have you ever heard of anything like that? Or can you think of what dept I’d need to holler at. Admissions?
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 17h
Red, angry stick man titled Los Angeles, pointing at a blue angry stick man titled San Diego. A third yellow stick man appears, titled “Trump telling Iran to kill us“

The angry stick men then shake hands
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 17h
What a stupid fucking asshole.
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 18h
Democrats and leftists can either pretend like people who worry about this are hysterical conservatives and ignore it until the problem becomes so great that desperate voters turn to shitbird Republicans to crack down, or they can find a solution, like, now
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Christie Golden @christiegolden.bsky.social · 18h
HELL yeah
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 18h
TF
A photo from Staples where they are charging $10.49 for a 1-inch binder.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 23h
“‘Butterflies’ are your stress response wearing a cute outfit.” Love this quote.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 23h
Autocorrect is now changing “in the” to “on the” for no fucking reason. YES that’s an extra space between on and the. Nothing fucking works well anymore, and I mean since the good ol’ days of like….five years ago.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the trailers turned people off and the reviews have been bad in part because the reviewers are misreading the film. bsky.app/profile/allt...
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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ABC 10News @abc10news.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier is expected to arrive in the San Diego area Thursday after a near-record deployment in the Middle East.
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USS Abraham Lincoln carrier expected to return to San Diego area Thursday
The USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier is expected to arrive in the San Diego area Thursday after a near-record deployment in the Middle East, according to multiple reports Sunday.
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Xae ❤️ @veryghetto.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
“ I asked chat g…”
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No more edging in this series, please
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Manthony Machado with a solid base hit
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The bartender just said he “didn’t know what tv like this was” before he started bartending because he just uses streaming apps. He means directv. Folks we’ve crossed another generational gap. If you’re reading this please go stretch.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know itll collapse the economy and ruin millions of people lives…but I can’t wait to see all these AI ceos lose it all
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed theonion.com/political-profile-abdu…
Where The ‘El’ In Name Comes From: Ancestors pandering for Latino vote
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
been reading regime change and I had either forgotten or not realized that the initial justification for the ongoing national guard occupation of DC was that big balls got beat up by teenagers.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same vibe
A black and silver mini Schnauzer blending in to his dog bedArnold Schwarzenegger from the movie Predator, in the scene where he’s covered in mud to hide himself from the Predator’s visual senses
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the FUCK
A screenshot of the weather in San Diego today topping out at 99° by 3pm
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long does it take to ruin a reputation of a university? I’d love to see how applications have changed at Cornell since they started targeting protesters two years ago. You know what? I would be interested to see how maga-fied the student body is after seeing that’s the type of school it is.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should Republicans distance themselves from their top donor, who is fighting a ban on AI-generated nude images in court
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I *knew* it
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social You experiencing a loud rumbling in east village rn? Or is that local to my block
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
friendly annual October reminder for journalists: if you're pulling quotes for an article from social media please do remember to double check the speaker's name
Quote from The Hill article in 2019: "“There is no reason Democrats should be making any deals with Mitch McConnell to make it easier to confirm more radical conservatives to the courts. Especially not after Kavanaugh,” tweeted Leah Ghostberg, the co-executive director of the advocacy group Indivisible.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
There's more chance of the Pope accepting the light of Islam than of him even considering that computers might have souls.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“That’s for making our navigator cry!”
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone from a different department, I was telling them our tourism from MX has decreased and she asked if I knew why and I said I have an idea. She said why. I said if you think you might get snatched off the street because of how you look, you’d pick a different place to visit. And shop.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A black and silver mini Schnauzer asleep on a bed, using a second blanket as a pillow
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So all this effort, is this to make it more likely they have Trump supporters in the highest positions for when Trump tries to do a(nother) coup to stay in office after 2028?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if a woman did this.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
Everybody wants to be bigger than this Nobody wants to be down bad Shiiiiid Not me… i love being down bad I love the gooey place Makes me know my heart still works as it should
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“we have a good relationship with sokovia…the accords, well some people really didn’t like them”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The number of policies that look like “Hey we moved in the right direction for a while until corporations got enough power to undo the progress” is staggering. Hey look at this 12 year period, wow that was neat, and very short-lived
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They towed my car from by buildings lot. I have a parking permit. I am fucking furious.
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
The moon is so big and beautiful tonight we should all just kiss honestly
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if…what if we just entrusted the radio waves to Pitbull once again. It hasn’t felt very Dalé this past few years, maybe if we let Mr. Worldwide just be on every track again this world would start to heal.
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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you win a $100 million case as an attorney you’re required to start taking promo photos like this
A man on horseback wearing a cowboy hat, making his horse do a wheelie
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