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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce

@luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social
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Food’s Best Friend. Grand Prize ‘16 & ‘18 Scovies🏆 2021 & 2024 GFA 🏆Opinions may be that of Anubis, jackal-headed God of the Underworld. Hot Ones season 9! 🔥

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hard to narrow it down, especially as a fan of martial arts films, but Nightcrawler’s opening scene of X2 had me whooping and hollering in the theater. Not just for the action, but because for the 1st time ever, the special effects were able to recreate & surpass action sequences from the comics.
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X Men 2 Opening Scene
Alt: X Men 2 Opening Scene
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ahahahahahaha Damn horny bards. That’ll show em.

Bard: “Nat 20 + my charisma bonus!”
DM: “you successfully seduce the dragon”
DM: “roll a constitution saving throw, I’ll roll damage.” 
Bard: “Damage?”
Huge adult male dragon:

(Photo of a massive dragon kinda smiling)

(Caption: how to teach your bard to stop seducing things)
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Trek SNW is bonkers and I love it. I cannot be convinced that there isn’t a massive, festively-loaded hookah in the writer’s room. Carol Kane brought a nostalgic & joyful tear to my eye in the latest batshit crazy episode. Twice! This series has received way too much hate. 10/10 for whimsy.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Costco, California. $.20 more than last week. Which is $.20 more than the week before. Are we great yet? 🙄
Costco regular unleaded $5.99 a gal.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What’s a minor inconvenience/pet peeve that bothers you way, way more than it should? I’ll go first: when carrying a cup of coffee, and the lid drips coffee on your hand. Not a ton, just a few drops, several times. 😬
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha! Simpsons Laugh
Alt: Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha! Simpsons Laugh
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am deceased 💀
“Using this scale, how much do you like dogs” - the scale goes 0-10. Above 0 is a photo of Kristi Noem. Above 10 is Kash Patel.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trumpers slapped Biden stickers on pumps for $3.85 a gal for regular unleaded (CA) & Fox News lost their fuckin minds on an hourly basis. At Costco paying $5.799 & mainstream media is 🦗 🦗 🦗 Can’t fill my van’s tank because I hit the debit cut-off at $125. didn’t pay this at the height of COVID.
87 octane regular unleaded $5.799
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Market puppy! She was so sweet and sooooooo soft! 😍
8.5 week old golden retriever pup.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cap tip to my DMs out there. I apologize for nothing!
“The DM trying to introduce moral decisions to the game” (top panel, portrays the classic “trolly problem”)

The players (bottom panel shows little girl closing the loop so the trolly kills everyone)
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Huh
Man picking up a large German shepherd next to a sign that reads, “if your dog poops, pick it up, please.”
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Pretty Good 4
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Manu Bumb @manubumb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social from my sister, "lucky dog hotsauce is sooo damn good"
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Only 2 mammals deliberately consume hot peppers. They are: 1. Tree shrews 2. Humans Of those, only humans have capsaicin receptors. Peppers are brightly colored to warn mammals & attract birds, who are a more effective distributor. No stomach acid, no capsaicin receptors. Humans enjoy the burn.🔥
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Watching Multiverse of Madness again, and I sincerely hope people recognize the brilliance of hiring Sam Raimi to direct a legit horror movie in the MCU. Nearly as brilliant as Sam Raimi’s direction itself. So good.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
doug. Is a band I just watched in Portland. doug. fucking rocks. Go see doug. #doug.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sounds like the plot of 60’s Bond movie where the villain fires a rocket into the moon in an attempt to cause catastrophe to the Earth. He’s the only one with a kill switch, and he will only stop it by meeting his demands. I can’t believe this shit’s real.
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Thanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I agree with @drsandman11.medsky.social: If you didn't look like this & doing everything you can to prevent people from dying during the pandemic, maybe think twice before judging Dr. Fauci.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
"Ross Douthat Leaves New York Times for 60 Minutes"
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
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A Fish Called Wanda: Don't Call Me Stupid
Alt: A Fish Called Wanda: Don't Call Me Stupid
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Suspenders are just less trustworthy penders fuck it send post.
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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
On this week's episode, we learn how to craft a good title for your piece supporting same sex marriage. with @chriswarcraft.bsky.social and @chasetmanderson.bsky.social Links: tinyurl.com/34v2bex8 Clip #1
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When @kavehmd.bsky.social invites me to be on his podcast, I’m going to leap at the opportunity to rinse RFK Jr. for free, every time. But sending me some @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social as a thank you? That’s just the cherry on top. Does this mean I’m being corrupted by Big Sauce? Oh well.
Photo of a brunette in sunglasses standing in front of a green door. She is wearing shorts and a shirt that says Defend Public Health.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🤷🏼‍♂️
Where’s Waldo style cartoon that says “where’s Mitch?”
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My first year in business (2012) marketing experts would stop by my booth often to helpfully inform me that “your sauce is great, but your branding is terrible”. Fast forward to 2016 when my Día del Perro label won Grand Prize for Marketing at the National Fiery Food BBQ Show. So… yeah.
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce Día del Perro label - a sugar skull version of the brand’s dog & horseshoe logo.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Slid into her DM’s and the opposing manager called for a replay review. The play was overturned, and i got ejected for arguing.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Needed a distraction. Started re-watching What We Do in the Shadows. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social was spectacular as Jim the Vampire. ❤️
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yes this is definitely much better than ships sailing though for free, and, you know, not getting American soldiers killed & lighting billions of dollars on fire. Fuck.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.
Three kittens in a small cage. Two are orange; one is black. The black cat wearing a blue scarf.The two orange cats in a blanket and wearing blue scarves.The two orange cats laying next to each other while wearing blue scarves.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If you do a comic about canoes, congratulations, oar in comics.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 20/05/2026
all this anti-tax leftism is a hammer trying to hit the wrong nail. what people want is higher wages and for their tax dollars to fund things they feel in a tangible way and for the cost of living to not suck. you can't tax cut your way out of it, which is why advocating for it is a sucker's bet
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
‘71 Cuda in Phantasm
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally?
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We should care as much about journalists who choose to have a party with a man who orders the shooting of civilians who are peacefully protesting as much as they care about the rest of us.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Heard something rustling around outside. Apparently Rocky found the tarp. 🤦🏼‍♂️
A weird dog who made a tarp into a den. Only his little nose protruding.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pythons, 19:75 “ 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. *in thy mercy*’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats.”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Instagram be like, “we reviewed your report and found that HitlerLover1488’s comment did not go against our Community Standards on Hate Speech and Symbols”.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The demented POTUS is clearly insane, ranting late night profanity-laced threats to commit war crimes on a social media app he owns, literally everything is more expensive, gas is $6 a gallon, but the stock market is… up? Ooooooookay. We are absolutely cooked.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It occurs to me that in the Disney logo animation, the Disney castle has parapets with crenellations, and also a portcullis. As such, the Disney castle is set up as a siege refuge, with defensible positions to provide cover for archers. Disney Castle isn’t fucking around. I’m just sayin.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Good haul! Kumquats, gold nugget mandarins, pea shoots, strawberries, little gems, purple broccolini, green garlic, scallions, cilantro, ranunculus, garlic cheese curds, and @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social hot sauce!
The items described in the post above arranged on a counter
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Still sucks I lost my banner, but thanks to fastsigns Oakland, the banner is back! Grand Lake Oakland 9-2, San Rafael Civic Center tomorrow from 8-1. I’ll see y’all out there! ♥️🔥🌶️
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#Caturday
A picture of a cat. It says, “4 years ago lived in a bush and hunted my own meals.
Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef.
Follow me for more financial advice.”
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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pink and white cartoon characters standing in front of a blackboard that says the theory of everything simple
Alt: Pinky & the brain
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
To scale, this cat is absolutely ginormous. 😳
A black cat walking across the gaming table.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Oh sure, but when I ride into town on a donkey people say I’m “weird” and “blocking highway traffic”.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Instagram / meta just isn’t a serious platform when it comes to moderating hate speech. I reported this & received this response. I’ve reported dozens of similar racist & bigoted comments & out of them all only the most blatant was removed. What a crock of shite.
IG user Ieland.301 commented “Nypical Tiggers” on a post about a POC punching someone. I reported it as hate speech. 

IG replied to me that “this comment wasn’t removed but we still want to help. Our team reviewed Ieland.301ms comment.  They found that it does not go against our Community Standards on hate speech or symbols.”

What a crock of shite.
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