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LurkyMcLurk

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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 18h
Oh my god, atl thank you now I’m gonna eat like 5 tums
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 19h
Oh so they’re just not gonna call anything in this half huh? Cmon WNBA refs
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 19h
“Vice U night at Pitbull Stadium on midweek CUSA” I say, knowing there is no greater sentence imaginable
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Say it again and again until folks get it!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excited to see the American reactions to the F1 race as folks wake up and watch it, we do love a bit of mess
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
USC tackling like they want a new coach
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PJ Fleck is an absolute psycho and I love it so much. Get that man a pint of blood
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JUG OF BLOOD JUG OF BLOOD
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In this house we are post-wook and love Ryley
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arike is such a beast
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uh, Damn Pitt, huh?
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screaming at every silly play in this damn Pitt/VT game
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man that Northwestern stadium is pretty, huh
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She liberty my biberty until I squiberty
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kevin McCarthy and Matt Gaetz died in the coke-fueled orgy fire. Gone too soon
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham’s final WNBA play an unnecessary foul
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dudes will see this and say “hell yeah, pass me a slice”
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still very excited about the baby Mystics, this team is gonna be awesome going forward
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh Jordin Canada is draining 3s now? Well that’s a new development
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awwww Angel Reese’s mom, and then Angel gets a T
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let’s fucking goooooooooo
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All my homies ride for backpack
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need to find out what that Indiana fan said because uh, yeah you can’t give a technical if he said what I worry he said
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vegas Aces hit one 3-pointer challenge
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*jethro tull guy listening to Noah Kahan* 🎶Shitting on a park bench
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶blah blah blah blah choosing teeeexas / something something torment neeeeexus🎶
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, today, cuz it’s Monday
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rhyne Howard is a beast, as we all know
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How fucked are Kristen Bell’s finances? Lady how bad you need that Amazon money
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Central Michigan QB just got Hans Moleman-ed by his center
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOLY SHIT
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So it’s my first day making custom gloves for Oklahoma football, let me just tune in and check the score …
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two unserious football teams (you know what game I’m talking about but also like 3 or 4 other games)
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice of Arch to make a public donation to charity after last week
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Regardless of politics for the moment) The dancing dipshits commercial makes me not want to order the Chick-Fil-A waffle sandwich
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I absolutely will not believe there’s something called the Illi-Buck trophy. They can Cy-Hawk that bullshit outta here
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck me up drunk sun jug!1
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Olivia Miles cheering on the her team as she’s doing a bench interview is so charming. She’s the best
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fact that every state doesn’t already do something like this is a damn shame. Make this the law across the board
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I cannot emphasize enough how truly addicting this was back in high school. Absolutely S tier games
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Legends
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They gotta find someone better than Kid Rock to be their avatar, like they can’t even get a few country stars to take the load off on headlining every maga event?
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today more than ever
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Commentators: they need to run it through Cunningham here *she promptly misse a terrible corner 3 and gives up a steal on a quasi fast break on the next sequence* She ain’t riding the bench because of woke, it’s cuz she sucks
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Deep in the heart of Texas!”
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kentucky spunky!!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NC state saying “lads, it’s Vandy” and the universe is re-balancing
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yall north texas v Texas state is the game of this time block just like we drew it up
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would like to not see the terrible Arby’s steak chunks or the sad subway soggy nachos on my tv ever again thanks
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely thought Brighton were wearing inside out kits for a minute then I saw the backs were normal
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