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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
259K followers 606 following 4.3K posts

The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s happened. We have made contact with aliens.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m tired of the surviving members of Nirvana reuniting. It’s like when the surviving members of Queen reunite. Who gives a shit about these nobodies.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favourite thing to do in modern video games is not pay attention to cutscenes or engage with the lore at all and get to the end of a 30 hour game not knowing who I am, what I’m doing, or who anyone else in the game is
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 IT’S NEW PROTOMARTYR ALBUM DAY 🚨🚨🚨
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One year later and it’s just complete bullshit that Kaleb Horton is gone. A staggering loss. I miss him.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One year ago this week we lost the great writer Kaleb Horton. I am still very sorry that I won't ever get to read anything new by him ever again. Today his partner @katehascats.bsky.social joins us to write about her experience of loss and grief.
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There is only before and after he died
Losing Kaleb
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keanu Reeves in A Scanner Darkly
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say this as a fan: China Mieville looks like a guy who John Wick would need an unexpectedly high number of bullets to kill
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The ship at the start is too big, showing it all is a waste of the audience’s time
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lmao I saw a photo of Tom Cruise in his new movie and he looks old as shit! I guess Father Time finally caught up with him 😂😂🤣
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head," I said, posting on the Responding To Whatever You Made Up In Your Head website
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how does getting busted on by a bunch of guys redeem ed
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
19/09 is Batman Day because if you look at the date sideways it looks like a bat
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cast Alan Ritchson as Doctor Who
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sad news: the actress Tilly Norwood has caught a virus. Yeah … a COMPUTER virus!!!!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one!
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop making me think about these nerds having sex parties. Shoving calculators into each other’s holes and so forth
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i was trying to find an old tweet that I thought was funny
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve heard more than enough about how awful he is. I will no longer be eating Robert Kraft’s cheese.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddamn what the fuck
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the rare cases where “you couldn’t make it these days” is true. You would be sued into the grave.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re trying to hide the shocking truth: he’s stop motion now
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need people who make shitty music to have good politics. That’s most of the music.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
youre gonna have to answer to my two fists: The Diving Bell and The Butterfly
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years since I asked William Basinski to copy some tapes for me and he ruined them. I’m still mad about it.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington post correction:
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hard to believe it’s been 25 years since Ben Folds’ Rockin’ the Suburbs changed the world forever
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