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product of the american public school system. american by birth, human by the grace of God. Who hootchies the hootchie cootchie man? he/him 🫀

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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 1h
the world is an umpire
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 2h
we likely did start the fire we worshipped the embers but we just don't remember
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 3h
I’d suggest the genre of profile journalism has some shortcomings
The cover of Fortune Magazine that calls the convicted fraud Sam Bankman-Fried “the next warren buffet” because of his crypto-scamThe cover of Forbes, where Elizabeth Holmes holds a capsule of blood for a cover story extolling her genius, shortly before she was convicted for fraud and sentenced to a long prison sentence.A glossy photo spread extolling the glamour and taste of Asma al-Assad, weeks before her husband committed multiple war crimes and eventually had to flee to Russia to avoid being hacked apart by an enraged rob.
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🪙⛲️Paradise 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @paradis3gained.bsky.social · 18h
Omjameel:Sorrow, homelessness,&illness this is how om jameel is spending her birthday.She lies in an intensive care unit, suffering from severe hemorrhaging.She need urgent $200 donation for the surgery to stop bleed&needs to return to the embrace of her kids Save her😭😭😭 chuffed.org/project/1839...
Om Jameel lies sick under a blanket.Om Jameel lies sick under a blanket, fed by another.Five children, young Palestinian siblings - Jude, Jameel, Ahmed, Jwan and Elief - plead for help in a tent shelter. A Palestinian woman, Om Jameel, sits with her five children - Jood, Jameel, Ahmed, Jwan and Elief - pleading for help in a tent shelter.
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nycfemm.bsky.social @nycfemm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 6h
🎵 Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Annie Hall... 🎶
@ boston.com
Ringo Starr returns to Forest
Hills Stadium
The 86-year-old drummer played the Queens venue for the first time since his former band performed there in
1964. The concert featured a mix of classic rock hits alongside his current arous.
Generated with Al, which can make mistakes

The picture is of Woody Allen.
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 21h
Bara’a writes directly from her tent in Gaza: ​"In the absolute dark, when the sounds of fear outside grow too loud, I hold Ibrahim’s tiny hand. His skin is warm, his breath quiet, and in that small touch, I hold my entire universe." 🧵
An adult hand holding a child's hand before a tent ceiling.
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h
shocked will pencil face
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 5h
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 3h
When frank messes up my pie launch (gm)
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Dustbin Film @dustbinfilm.bsky.social · 5h
Imagine dying and meeting a roided up jesus who goes WOOO right in your ear
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h
when jesus did the jubislide on the water people were like "wha?" and "hell naw"
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 17h
Every seizure brings fear for Abood’s life. His epilepsy is getting worse, & without his essential medication, the seizures can come at any moment💔 Abood is only 15 & lives with an intellectual disability. His homeless family can’t afford his treatment. Donate for Abood👇 chuffed.org/project/1844...
Picture of Abood with a text : I'm Abood from Gazaanother Picture of Abood in a grey t-shirt 
In this photograph, Abood is holding a rosary;
Abood has a permanent disability affecting his hands; he needs to hold an object — such as a key, a rope, a bag or something else — to keep his hands occupied, due to excessive electrical discharge in his body.
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h
maam this is a wendys
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 12h
dont laugh shut up
troll 2 scene, trolls eating joshua's dissolved green goop mom
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i could break his back he would scream like a pig in my arms
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spooky dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 14h
I mean, honestly, no, I don’t think they did. We are seeing an increasing number of elections in the last decade or so where 1) all the polling puts the left comfortably in front 2) one poll suddenly says otherwise in the last week 3) the fascist wins by a blowout and I think that’s sus!
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 12h
he looks really good!
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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ahmedgaaal.bsky.social @ahmedgaaal.bsky.social · 19h
Wishing blessings to everyone who helps my baby get milk and diapers before it’s too late. 💔😭
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
In Gaza, Abood has autism, an intellectual disability, & severe epileptic seizures. Without his medication, he suffers immensely.Treatment in Gaza is too expensive & his family cannot afford it. Any small donation could help save his health. Please don’t leave him in pain chuffed.org/project/1844...
Picture of Abood with a text : "i'm abood from Gaza please donate me"
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💔 My little daughter is struggling to breathe in northern Gaza and I’m terrified for her She urgently needs an inhaler and medical treatment but I cannot afford them alone 😭 We need €200 to get her care Please don’t leave my child alone 🙏🥺 Even €5 or a share can help chuffed.org/project/2038...
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 21h
Cheek and Chong ❤️😭
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 04/10/2026
saving all my good posts until the middle of the weekdays when all the cool people without jobs can see them
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 21h
if you give a mouse (they mean a human, let's be real here) a cookie
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 21h
No seriously - it will be pushing 90 over the next few days. Which is hot here, and especially hot in a dead car that’s 10 degrees even hotter. So please consider donating to keep me out of the heat. Will update with receit later, and total amount that came in yesterday. If anything
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Owned
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two wonderful simple chalk sketches of The Bear by my mum, Jo, from fucking yonks ago (actually it feels like about a year in some ways).
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My child is asking for a little help to get through these difficult days in Gaza. 💔 Even a small donation can provide food and basic necessities. Please don’t look away. 🙏 If you can’t donate, please share. Every share could help us reach someone who can. ❤️‍🩹 chuffed.org/project/siri...
A girl looking sad, holding a piece of paper with handwriting "PLEASE HELP ME"A girl sitting inside a tent with her hands on her belly
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a.i. made me do it
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
harry potter and the orgy full of p-zombies
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AnarchoTerran @anarchoterran.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If a woman is passed out naked on the sidewalk, she's not asking to be raped. In fact, it is impossible to ask to be raped, by definition. A real human would cover her up, try to wake her, and help her.
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🪙⛲️Paradise 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @paradis3gained.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Om jameel:health om jameel is in grave danger.The loss of her tent because bomb caused severe uterine wall hemorrhaging &a rupture, requiring urgent surgery for which $200 is still needed. She also suffers from a loose heart valve; please save her to hug back their kids😭🙏 chuffed.org/project/1839...
Om Jameel lies sick under a blanket.Om Jameel lies sick under a blanket, fed by another.five Palestinian children lie on dirty mattresses outside A Palestinian man and woman, Mohammed and Om Jameel, sit with their five children - Jood, Jameel, Ahmed, Jwan and Elief - pleading for help.
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
pbs.org
U.S.-built pier in Gaza is facing its latest challenge — whether UN will keep delivering aid
The U.N. has paused its work with the pier since June 8, when an operation by Israeli security forces rescued four Israeli hostages and killed more than 270 Palestinians.
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liz 🍉 ليز @lizardry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If your child were in my child Omar's place... would you leave him to face the pain alone? I am appealing to you with a heavy heart; my child Omar is suffering from severe malnutrition Every time he tried to walk, he fell to the ground He is innocent Please don't let him down tinyurl.com/4rdnwyzx
Omar sitting in a bucket of water as his mother Soad feeds him crackers. Black text between them reads 🚨 URGENT 🚨 Please Read ❤️ Help Soad and Omar
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had to fight the on duty cops to fight the off duty cops
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone should be fighting for Universal Healthcare and disability rights. Health is fragile. You can become disabled or chronically ill in an instant. It’s not a moral failing. It can wipe out your savings and leave you destitute. Healthcare is a basic human right.
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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You couldn't tell he had assaulted a woman but now you feel qualified to say it's all good when the only new information you have is that he has in fact assaulted someone at least once! How do you not see how deluded you are being!
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ∀IW and 666 others @mia-ironeyes.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your goodnight Bun. Love to all ma skeeters. ♥️
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They have always got the casting basically right, but the actor with the most Peter Parker energy is this guy
static.klipy.com
Michael Cera's Eyeroll: Yeah Right
Alt: Michael Cera's Eyeroll: Yeah Right
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This be what I is overdraw friend who pay for my surgery take it back paypal will not do anything about it they did not send me to friend and family they send me like they buy something from me they did not buy nothing from me this same friend who took back moving money they lie on me to paypal
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the creator *had* a master plan
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come to oktoberfest if an asskicking is something you think you would like to enjoy
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Spooky the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might go to a Ren Faire. Hope I meet a maiden fair
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another Black man was killed by police during a mental health crisis in Philly. He allegedly had a knife on him. It's really time to reform mental health crisis response and replace untrained police officers with mental health professionals. RIP Jamir Cave.
A slender Black man with locs smiling.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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