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play guitar in the seventh best garage band in midwest history. bonsai trees & plants. publishing industry, sometimes

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🌒 West 🌒 @prdolan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The last thing you see before you beat the living fuck out of Billy Corgan.
Billy Corgan in a suit, staring menacingly down at the camera, holding his fists in a fighter pose
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 3h
hannibal lecter walking away at the end of Silence of the Lambs wearing a similar hat to the one resembled by the building in the original post
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 10h
hard as hell
a french bulldog with my newsboy cap on his head squinting into the sun
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 19h
Chuck Grassley (R-IA) has filed paperwork to live forever
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 21h
in a clear cup setup you can watch the root system develop. it’s reassuring and removes the guesswork whether things are on track underground during the weeks/months where things above ground change very little, or not at all
a close up of a clear plastic cup filled with a gritty mix of: pumice, calcined clay, lava rock, monto clay, and perlite

tan and white roots can be seen at various points emerging from the gritty mix, branching and exploring the cup wallsa wider view of the same cup where you can see the entire cup and rooted holly(ilex opaca) cutting
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 22h
looks like they got Romo again
a screenshot of a local news story about a shirtless guy that looks a little like tony romo accused of trying to break into a home
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 22h
Dm-F-C-G is how i’m feeling lately
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ken paxton lost that game for the longhorns
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i’m approaching bugs bunny levels of sitting around chomping on carrots
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How come no actor who gets super deep into character while playing a historical figure ever gets carried away and launches a public jobs program or overthrows a fascist government? It's always just doing an accent all day and yelling at crew members for not calling them "Wolfgang" or whatever.
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
so i just teared up when our local weather guy of 38 years signed off for the last time. on a friday night. sitting here crying about the weather man. pathetic
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
freshly grated parmesan for your party pizza, m’lady?
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
someone needs to go to prison for these chick-fil-a commercials
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
benedict rankings: 1. eggs 2. cumberbatch 3. college 4. arnold
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that new shoot really took off and is now the clear leader on the schefflera bonsai starter. it’s still lime green and draining energy. once is hardens off it’ll contribute to trunk thickening, which is the goal at this stage of development
schefflera bonsai starter with new lime green leaf set at the apex stretching well above the previous top tier
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAX MOUNT
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This ancient Greek figure from the 2,500 year-old Douris Cup looks uncannily like someone working on a laptop! 😲 💻 He’s actually writing with a stylus on a hinged wax writing tablet! The technology has changed, the posture has not! 😂 Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me
My photo shows detail from an ancient Greek red-figure kylix (drinking cup) of a young man shown in profile seated on a stool facing right. He wears a knee length cloak (himation) over his left shoulder, which is shown in folds around his waist and upper legs. His right shoulder, chest, and arms are bare. His dark hair is short, and he wears a band around his head. He is looking down at an open rectangular wax writing tablet which he is supporting in his left hand above his lap. In his right hand he holds a metal stylus pen poised over the writing tablet. The wooden writing tablet is hinged like a book and, from this angle, resembles a modern laptop. The figure is part of a scene depicting school lessons in ancient Athens, painted by Douris around 480 BC. On display at the Altes Museum in Berlin.
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this man won the nobel prize for discovering ghost particles from distant galaxies and you’re asking how he’d like his eggs?
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 06/10/2026
Thinking of describing everything I do as "Mamdani-style" in the hopes of becoming more popular
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sorry folks, but Jim Bakker will not be down for breakfast
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
urgently trying to contact someone with the Saints about resting Juwan Johnson tonight since i’ve already won my fantasy fb matchup and need him healthy next week
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
today and seemingly each day
a post talking up a bowl with defrosting berries in it at 9am

a post that the frozen berries have been recalled at 4pm
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you ever eat oreo minis and pretend you’re Andre the Giant?
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i keep the big ficus indoors but in a very bright setup so it has made good progress this season
ficus microcarpa bonsai in a brown rectangular resin developmental pot atop a rotating stand and backlight by a grow light
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
do i wanna watch college football this bad?
rg3 looking like an asshole
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don’t recall every meeting another person that drinks Squirt soda. i may be the lone consumer
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all across the country right now people are loading jabba the hutt-sized pumpkins onto trailers for the festivals
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
michael mcdonald, you are not my father
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pretty cool clouds
thick clouds as a storm is breaking up at sunset
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(guy sitting next to a 3D printer and a bunch of cans of gold spray paint) “you all see my shit may be a landmark?”
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
could you rewind that please? i was staring at your cat sitting on top the tv
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what time do the royals play?
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kennedy holding a sign over schmitt’s head that reads, “soup! …that eats like a meal”
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there’s a senior care health center in town that i hear does good work most people look at the repurposed building and say, oh wow, they clearly took over a failed KFC location. those people are wrong. they took over a failed Walgreens location and i don’t know why but they painted it up like a KFC
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 30/09/2026
Temple of the Dog - “Hunger Strike”
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one thing the yankees and red sox have in common is they can both go to hell
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’m thinking it’s time to mix it up a little. it’s time to add a second moon
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley…
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s unwise to be judgmental, but this shit looks haunted
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stallone from Cobra (1986)
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
love the cooler weather. love to pop the windows open for the first time in so long. love my neighbor burning trash
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Missouri Independent @missouriindependent.com · 28/09/2026
Denny Hoskins’ terrible, horrible, no good, very bad month #moleg #mogov
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Commentary: Denny Hoskins’ terrible, horrible, no good, very bad month • Missouri Independent
Contempt, lawsuits and three trips to the U.S. Supreme Court ended with Missouri right back where it started.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The farm animal rush hour featuring our rescue pig called Biggie
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i haven’t heard the song everyone is blathering about so we may get some friends together and record what we THINK it sounds like, before hearing it. it’s gotta be some version of G-F-A-C-D based on the discourse
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